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Chapter 74 You Should Help the Poverty (5)
"Since he didn't give it to you, it doesn't matter what kind of medicine it is. Let's talk about something else. Well, it will be the Mid-Autumn Festival in a few days. Do you think we should have another play?" Huangfu Ye obviously I'm in a good mood.

Although Su Jinping was suspicious, he didn't ask any more questions.Asking any further questions will inevitably arouse suspicion. Hearing his words, he said with disdain: "Playing his sister's play, your emperor brother, that stingy guy, last time I couldn't even bear 100 taels of gold, so I raised it for you." Five taels of salary, thankfully I’ve worked so hard for so long, if I show him another act, I’ll be kicked out of my head by a donkey!”

"Hahahaha..." Huangfu Ye covered his stomach and laughed extraordinarily happily, "Xiao Jinjin, you...you really want to laugh to death! Brother Huang can't blame all this, can it? What request did you make last time?" Say? Ten thousand taels of gold, one hundred acres of fertile land? Do you know that the entire national treasury has only a million taels of gold, how could the emperor agree!"

Uh... Could it be that I want too much?It seems that she doesn't know how much the currency of this dynasty is worth.He said casually: "Xiao Yeye, how much silver is one tael of gold?"

"100 taels. Wait, how come you don't even know this?" This is the most basic common sense, okay?

"I used to stay in the prime minister's mansion all day long, and I didn't go out to buy things. How could I know. How many copper coins is one tael of silver?" Turning to look at him, his eyes were full of curiosity.

Seeing her curious appearance, without waiting for her to ask further questions, he explained patiently and carefully: "One tael of silver is one thousand copper plates. In a better restaurant, a meal is about two taels of silver, and a bun is just A copper plate."

"Oh! Got it!" In other words, one tael of silver is about 500 yuan, and one tael of gold is 5 yuan.She asked the dog emperor for [-] taels of gold, which is equivalent to [-] million yuan!The corner of his mouth twitched, it seemed normal for him to refuse to agree.

I tilted my head and calculated my current salary, 15 taels a month, isn't it 500 RMB?If it is placed in modern times, it is barely considered an upper-middle income group, much higher than the income of modern sweeping workers!I feel a lot better thinking about it.

"Huangfu Ye, I'm taking the liberty to ask you a question!" She looked at him with a grin.

With a chuckle: "You still have time to be presumptuous? Ask!"

"Well, how much is your salary in taels per month!" Asked, looking at the sky casually, in fact, 500 yuan a month is enough to make many people brag about it in modern times, so she is also It is estimated that Huangfu Ye may be similar to her.

As a result... a certain prince scratched his head in confusion: "How many taels of silver, uh..." He has never been short of money, so he never cared about these problems. Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind, "I remember." , It’s 5000 taels of silver!”

As a result, the smug smile on a certain woman's face instantly froze!Turning his head to look at him, 5000 taels of silver, that is... 500 million RMB!She finally understood why so many heroines in time-traveling novels are princesses!What the hell is it that princes are so rich? !So Huangfu Ye's sluggish image in her mind suddenly grew taller, and she seemed to see Huangfu Ye screaming crazily: I am money!I am money!Come and kill me!

A certain woman said flatteringly in an instant: "My lord!"

This cry made Huangfu Ye's hair stand on end, and he turned his head to look at her tremblingly: "What... what's wrong?" Why does he have a creepy feeling now?

"My lord, the country is developing, the society is progressing, and the economy is slowly being promoted. The circulation of currency has a huge impact on the country's economy. However, the gap between the rich and the poor is still huge, and the goal of common prosperity is still far away. A long distance..." A certain woman tilted her head and talked nonsense.

"Wait, wait, Xiao Jinjin, what exactly are you trying to say?" What are "society", "currency", "circulation", and "common prosperity"? Although the words "gap between rich and poor" were fresh, he could vaguely guess the meaning.

"I want to say!" A certain woman turned her head, and suddenly grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, which seemed to be permeating in the night.Immediately afterwards, "My lord, since you are so rich, can you consider... consider helping the poor?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his thumb, index finger and middle finger and rubbed them together.

When a certain prince saw this action, the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.This action was invented by Yuwen Xiaosan, the concubine of Xuanyuan Ao, the legendary God of War prince thousands of years ago, and it is widely spread now, but it is generally used by hooligans and hooligans in the city, and it is rarely used. There are princes and grandchildren who will use this action.

A fan hit her on the head, and she hated iron and steel and said, "Where did you learn such a posture? Don't learn it well!"

Su Jinping's face turned black, she never thought that this guy was going to hit her on the head with a fan, after thinking about it, she immediately covered her head, and said with a sad face: "My lord, my head was hit by you!" Something went wrong, and you have to pay for the medical expenses!"

"Cough, cough, cough..." A violent cough sounded, and Huangfu Ye looked at her quite unbearably, "Xiao Jinjin, this king just tapped it lightly, and still..." Medical expenses?

"Are you going to pay or not? If you don't pay, I'll sue you!" Su Jinping looked at Huang Shiren with the expression on his face, as if he was a white-haired girl who had been bullied.

A certain prince jokingly smiled: "Xiao Jinjin, you have neither green nor purple, nor blood, nor a single bag. If this king is not wrong, you should not even feel the pain now. You How to sue the king?"

Su Jinping smiled triumphantly: "My lord, some injuries are invisible to the naked eye. You never know how much trauma you caused to my head with the fan just now. I have been beaten stupid by you. You have to compensate me for what I lost. Wisdom! You have to know that money can’t buy intelligence, so everyone knows how precious it is! If you don’t compensate, it’s absolutely unjustifiable!”

"Hahaha... You're still relying on me!" Huangfu Ye suddenly laughed, looking at the woman who was said to have been beaten stupidly, his mood became more and more comfortable.

"To pay or not?" asked impatiently.

"Compensation! How dare you not to pay!" He absolutely believed that if he said no to compensation, this little woman would definitely pay back the fan he just had a hundredfold! "Xiao Jinjin, I don't know how much intelligence and wisdom you have lost, how much do you want me to compensate you?"

Seeing the obvious teasing in his lavender eyes, Su Jinping pursed his lips a little bored: "Forget it, I don't want it anymore." The corner of his eyes glanced at him.

"What's the matter?" Looking at her delicate side face, she couldn't react. Didn't she feel happy to blackmail him just now?

(End of this chapter)