Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 64 Reporting to the Emperor, today is the wind blowing up and down (4)
Su Jinping stared at him viciously for a long while, this big eunuch who pretends to be a tiger, deserves to have no offspring in his life!Second Olympic!
The little maid looked at Su Jinping: "Well, why don't you go and help the emperor get lunch, and I'll bring it for you?"

"No need!" He still ate his sister's lunch!I'm full of gas!Angrily, he ran in front of Xiao Linzi and sprayed his saliva all over his face: "Excuse me, father-in-law, how can I get to the imperial dining room?"

The sound was played so loudly that it almost broke Xiao Linzi's eardrums!Pointing at her with an orchid finger raised, "Why are you calling so loudly? Our family can hear it. If you disturb Sheng Jia, will you feel guilty?"

How could he know that her purpose was to "disturb Sheng Jia"!With a smirk, he followed his example, raised his orchid fingers, and shouted again in a rough voice: "My family, I'm really sorry! This slave has a loud voice from birth! This disease cannot be cured!"

Sprayed saliva all over Xiao Linzi's face again!Xiao Linzi wiped it vigorously, feeling extremely disgusted in his heart!Just about to correct her "this is our family", Huangfu Huaihan's impatient voice sounded from the room: "If you don't know the way, just follow the people, why are you arguing!"

So a certain woman followed a young eunuch to the imperial dining room with infinite resentment!Suddenly, a bright idea came to my mind, and I thought of a good idea, hum, Huangfu is pregnant with cold, is it so easy to prevent my old lady from eating?

When Su Jinping stared wide-eyed and watched more than 40 little eunuchs each carrying a plate of food and stepping out of the imperial dining room in a queue, she finally understood that compared with Huangfu Huaihan's food, what she ate these days was nothing short of delicious. dog food!Damn it, this differential treatment is a little outrageous, right?

"What are you still looking at, why don't you follow along! Do you think you are still talented?" A young eunuch's slightly sarcastic voice sounded.

Su Jinping gritted his teeth fiercely in his heart, damn it, every day he kneels and sweeps, and even gets ridiculed!Is this a special time-traveling career?Which evil pen said that after time travel, there will be a flood of gold and a lot of beautiful men?Yes, there is a lot of gold, but none of it belongs to her; there are also many beautiful men, but unfortunately they basically don't like her!Thinking about turning her head and shedding two noodle tears, which god did she offend to make it through such a tragedy?This is not scientific!

"Su Jinping, take it!" He said and handed a tray to her.

A certain woman took it, an unknown and strange smile flashed in her eyes, she held the tray innocently, and walked at the end...

The eunuchs in front heard the sound of chewing food from time to time, and turned their heads in surprise, but only saw a long dragon carrying the imperial food, and there was no difference.Scratching his head in puzzlement, he turned back and continued walking. Not long after, he heard the sound of chewing food again. He turned his head again, but still saw nothing!
Rubbed his ears, could it be an auditory hallucination?
At this moment, a sharp female voice sounded: "Oh!"

With this kick, several young eunuchs were almost unable to stand still. The leading eunuch turned his head, with an obvious expression of impatience on his face: "What are you screaming for? If you spill the emperor's lunch, you will be punished." Can you afford it?"

Su Jinping looked at him with a mournful face: "Eunuch, this thing is really too heavy, can you help me change it for him?"

The leading eunuch looked at the tray in her hand, it seemed that it was a bit heavy, and that dish was the emperor's favorite, so there must be no mistakes.He waved his hand impatiently, and said to the little eunuch she was pointing at, "You, change with her!"

And this little eunuch was the same little eunuch who satirized Su Jinping at that time!

The little eunuch walked over and exchanged the tray with Su Jinping. The moment he took the tray, he was extremely puzzled, the tray in her hand was obviously lighter than his own?But she took over the slightly heavy tray and there was no difference, what's going on?Could it be that this woman is mentally ill?

Walking to the door of the imperial study, the leading eunuch stopped, looked at the little eunuch who exchanged trays with Su Jinping, stepped forward with a smile, and took the dishes from his hands: "The emperor's favorite dishes, Or let our family bring it in!"

Su Jinping's mouth twitched uncontrollably!At the same time, Xiao Linzi stepped out and sneered at the leading eunuch: "The emperor's favorite dish is something you can serve yourself? Bring it!"

As he said that, he snatched the tray and walked into the imperial study with a smile on his face.The leading eunuch was extremely annoyed but he didn't dare to explode, he just kept pleading behind him: "Damn the little one, damn the little one!" Spit behind me!
Su Jinping followed a group of eunuchs, and stepped into the imperial study room with a very anxious mood, his eyelids kept twitching, God, how could it be so unlucky that it happened to be the dog emperor's favorite dish?
When she walked up to the maid who had been beaten by her, the maid suddenly whispered in her ear: "Su Jinping, wait, I'll kill you sooner or later!" Her tone was full of complacency and confidence, To achieve ten thousand bones, especially in this palace, can prove this truth even more!She was able to climb up to the position of serving the imperial court, and naturally she has harmed many people, so she still has the confidence to deal with Su Jinping, who has only been in the palace for less than a month!
Su Jinping paused, her phoenix eyes narrowed slightly.She also doesn't like to have any potential threats by her side, and she also decided this morning that she must kill this guy when she finds a chance!He turned his head and glanced at the maid's face, her eyes showed a cold light, and there was an obvious murderous intent in her eyes, the maid almost fainted from fright!Immediately afterwards, he sneered and continued to follow the eunuch in front, even if he wanted to kill her sooner or later, let Su Jinping send her to hell first!
She wants to see who is more skilled!But, should I do it myself, or borrow a knife to kill someone?Thinking about it, he has already walked to the table.

Huangfu Huaihan dropped the imperial pen and walked towards the long table here.Xiao Linzi put the dish in his hand in front of Huangfu Huaihan with a flattering look.Su Jinping also put down other dishes with a group of servants.

The emperor sat on the head coldly, and the servants lifted the lid of the plate together.Xiao Linzi also quickly uncovered the exquisite porcelain jar in front of Huangfu Huaihan, and then took a silver needle to test the poison one by one of those dishes, and then said to Huangfu Huaihan: "Your Majesty, this is your favorite food." Crab Roe and Shrimp Soup', try it!"

When the lid is lifted, only the soup inside can be seen, nothing else can be seen.

Huangfu Huaihan's cold eyes swept towards Su Jinping calmly, his thick eyebrows raised slightly, this woman was not annoyed or angry, and she stood so honestly, it really opened his eyes!But unfortunately, it was her humble attitude that was different from the usual arrogant and domineering, which also made him feel a little uncomfortable!It's just that he couldn't tell where the unhappiness came from, and he didn't know it himself.Even looking at my favorite food on weekdays, I lost my appetite...

(End of this chapter)