Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 61 Reporting to the Emperor, today is the wind blowing up and down (1)
Huangfu Huaihan's footsteps swayed a few times, and he looked at this woman who was said to be too old in disbelief, and even had the illusion that the world was turned upside down!
Shangguan Jinrui stood behind him, covered his lips calmly, lowered his head, and shook his shoulders...

All the servants also wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, they were extremely uncomfortable.The court lady who was kneeling with Su Jinping bit her lip tightly, and almost couldn't burst out laughing...

A certain emperor gritted his teeth and said: "Su Jinping, you are getting old, so according to your opinion, should I send a few more people to clean the entrance of the imperial study?"

The length and width of this door are less than 500 meters, so two people should be enough to clean it!And this damn woman, if he remembers correctly, she should be in her twenties or eight years, is she older? !result……

Hearing this, Su Jinping looked at him with a moved look on his face: "Your Majesty, you are so sympathetic to the servants, and the slaves are so touched! You don't need to send many people, ten or eight are enough, and, and , the servants are getting old and not good at doing things. The emperor sent the servants here to watch them sweep the floor. The servants are willing to be a person who "supervises the cleaning of the imperial court, urges them to work hard and serve the emperor"! But if this is the case, the emperor It may be necessary to raise the wages of the slaves again!"

"You!" He swears, he has never seen a woman who is more able to go downhill and push her nose up than her in his life!Talking and talking, she has changed from an old age to a handicapped person who is not able to move?Being lazy and wanting to be promoted and raise salary?Shameless!It is extremely shameless!

He gritted his teeth and stared at her for a long while, a flash of lightning flashed in his mind, and he remembered something, and snorted coldly: "Xiao Linzi!"

"The slave is here!" Xiao Linzi immediately stepped forward and stood respectfully.

"Tell this woman, there will be wind at the door of the imperial study!" Why did he forget that when the ancestors built the imperial study, it was winter, and the ancestors were afraid of the cold, so they built a high wall around the imperial study. It also ordered the construction of the houses on all sides, all based on the Imperial Study Room and the Hall of Mental Cultivation, so although the palaces around are not densely packed, they completely block the wind. Where did this woman see the wind?

"Your Majesty! The slave obeys the order!" Xiao Linzi took the order, and then said, "Fengli Palace is to the south of the imperial study, the Hall of Mental Cultivation is to the west, Qianqing Pavilion is to the north, and Ganlu Palace is to the east. Southeast, northeast, southwest There are many palaces in the north and west, so the Imperial Study Room and the Hall of Mental Cultivation are the only two places in the palace where there is no wind in autumn and winter!"

"Su Jinping, did you hear clearly?" The voice seemed to have been frozen in the cellar.

"Your Majesty, the age of this servant..."

"Are you trying to say that you have a wrong perception when you are old? Since it is a wrong perception, and there is no wind, and you have swept the floor seriously, where did the fallen leaves all over the yard come from?" The damn woman fucked it!He didn't believe that the majestic emperor of Dongling, facing this damned woman, could only be deflated, deflated, and deflated again!

When the little maid heard about this, she was so frightened that she almost shed tears!Originally lazy, according to the rules of the palace, at most he would be dragged down for a [-]-year-old board, and he would be fine after two or three months of cultivation, but this Su Jinping has obviously angered the emperor, and I'm afraid they will wait for them later , definitely more than the mere [-] big boards!
After hearing this, Su Jinping did not change his face, even his delicate little face was full of confidence, he raised his head to look at his unparalleled handsome face: "Your Majesty, it was really windy just now! The slave is honest, Never lie!"

Huangfu Huaihan gritted his teeth, walked a few steps forward, condescended, squatted down his noble body to look at her, gritted his teeth and said, "Then tell me, all directions are tightly blocked. What kind of wind can blow at the door of the Imperial Study Room!"

A certain woman stared into his dark purple eyes, smacked her eyes a few times, and then said with a smile: "My Majesty, the wind is blowing up and down today!"

"Bang!", "Bang!", "Bang!" There were the sounds of servants falling in all directions.Shangguan Jinrui also staggered a few times...

Huangfu Huaihan almost sat on the ground paralyzed!Downwind? "Su Jinping!"

"The servant is here!" She lowered her head, her face full of trepidation.

Seeing her beaming face, Huangfu Huaihan became even more angry: "I have only heard winds from southeast to northwest, southeast, northeast, southwest, and northwest, but I have never heard of winds up and down! You really think I am a fool ?”

"Your Majesty, the Great Thousand World is so vast. If you haven't heard of things, it doesn't mean they don't exist." A certain female ghost said with a serious face.

Huangfu Huaihan took a few deep breaths, severely restrained his urge to slap this woman to death, and then gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Okay! Why don't you explain to me how the wind blows?" of?"

"That's not easy, the imperial study room is blocked in all directions, and the eight winds you just mentioned are gone, but the top is not blocked, so the wind blows from above and reaches the solid floor , and flick it up again. Isn’t this a downwind?” A certain woman said, and made an upward flicking motion, which almost hit Huangfu Huaihan in the face.

A certain emperor gritted his teeth fiercely, wishing he could cut this damned woman into pieces!He snorted coldly: "Then why have I lived for so many years, and I have never seen such ups and downs, and Dudu let you see it?"

"Oh, it's all because the emperor is busy with government affairs, so he is very ignorant. If I tell you today, I will know. You don't have to be too grateful. I am really willing to tell you something that you don't know. You, but if you are really grateful, very grateful, and especially grateful, you can reward the servant with some money!" A certain woman smiled shamelessly, expressing her opinion boldly.

For the first time in his life, Huangfu Huaihan felt powerless!It seems that no matter what you say to this woman, she always makes sense!
Looking at the guards behind her, she stood up, her cold thin lips curled up slightly: "Su Jinping, do you know what is the crime of deceiving the emperor?"

"Decapitate?" asked tremblingly.

"If it's light, behead it, if it's serious, it's all over the house!" The cold mouth reminded this woman who didn't know the so-called.

"Your Majesty, this servant knows!" Su Jinping lowered his head and returned to his indifferent attitude.It doesn't matter, he has Zhang Liangji, she has a wall ladder!

"Then you still insisted that you were sweeping the floor at that time, and the wind was blowing up and down here?" Sen Leng's voice was chilling.

Suddenly, my heart felt a little fuzzy, and I swallowed: "Your servant insists!" Anyway, he didn't see it.

"Really?" The tone was very light, with some pity!If he didn't teach this woman a lesson today, he wouldn't be called Huangfu Huaihan!
(End of this chapter)