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Chapter 490 The queen mother and princess were trampled to death by donkeys (2)
"Why? Can't you scream?" Su Jinping's expression darkened again.

As soon as the voice fell, there was an earth-shattering scream. It didn't look like someone had been robbed of the hairpin at all, but rather like someone had been hacked several times: "Ah——"

"what--"

They are all grasshoppers on the same rope now. They brought the donkey. When the girl is accused, none of them can escape. They are not stupid, so they can save their lives by barking a few times. Be safe and it's well worth it!
The two maids in front of the Empress Dowager's Palace, who were planning to inform, saw that Su Jinping had drawn up the plan in front of them. What does this mean? Khan, but it really makes sense!So are they informers or not?
Soon, the maid behind Su Jinping also realized the question of whether the people at the door would go in to inform, pointed at the two people at the door, and said to Su Jinping: "Girl, they all saw it just now, if they find the Queen Mother What about the whistleblower?"

"Isn't this simple? When they finish telling the secret, I will be extremely angry because I have been wronged, kill them quickly, and then tell the Queen Mother that they were all bribed with money, and the seller asked for glory." , to deceive the queen mother, I believe that after they die, other people who also saw something that should not be seen at the door will tell the truth and tell the queen mother that this is none of our business, so as not to be wronged by me, a They were angry and killed them all. So they will never wrong us innocent people!" Su Jinping narrated very flatly, and put a pair of phoenix eyes on the two maids at the door with a half-smile.

These words made the faces of the two maids turn pale. They had seen this woman's skills before, and they absolutely believed that this black-hearted woman would deal with them like this later, thinking about kneeling down quickly: "Girl, please forgive me, we didn't see anything!"

"Get up, get up! Why are you kneeling? If other people saw it, they would think I was threatening you. You must know that this girl has a high moral character and never threatens anyone." Su Jinping waved her small hand, very pretentiously.

The corners of the two maids' mouths twitched, and they quickly stood up, pretending to be calm and standing at the door. Today they finally understood what it means to reverse right and wrong, and to this extent, they are definitely No. 1 in all ages!A person talking to herself, but forcing everyone to cooperate with her, really...

"Oh, what are you still doing at the door? Don't you know that the queen mother was trampled by a donkey? Hurry up and find an imperial doctor to treat her! As loyal court ladies, you don't even have such eyes. This is wrong. How can you be worthy of the empress dowager's trust and cultivation of you in the past!" Su Jinping said "teaching" earnestly.

The corners of the two maids' eyes twitched, and then they panicked and ran towards the Tai Hospital...

The palace maid behind Su Jinping wiped the sweat from her forehead and looked at Su Jinping's back. This girl is really too cruel. It has always been the work of eunuchs who have been preaching about imperial doctors. As soon as the words got agitated, the maid at the door even forgot the rules and just ran away!
However, there was a court lady who was smarter and took a step forward: "Girl, are you not afraid of their backlash?"

"Hmph!" snorted disdainfully, and then said, "Then let them go back, their current behavior already shows that there is a problem, doesn't it? The maid guarding the door is supposed to do what the rough envoy and eunuch should do? The law code in the palace can also be regarded as AWOL! If they cooperate with us obediently later, I can explain their current behavior to the empress dowager. If you want to backtrack and frame innocent people like us, then seeing the Queen Mother in trouble, thinking that the frame was successful, you can't restrain yourself for a while, and you are so excited that you even forget your task of guarding the gate. This is obviously Questionable performance!"

"..." Is that okay? !No wonder she wanted to provoke these people to find the imperial doctor. It turned out that this was what she was thinking about. In fact, what made them sweat the most was that she kept talking about "we These innocent people"!If you don't know the inside story, you really think she is so innocent!

"What's the matter, do you suddenly admire me? You can find out the truth of the matter by reasoning casually. This girl is simply a detective alive!"

Hmm... All the palace maids hurriedly echoed the huge drop of sweat on the back of their heads: "Yes! Girl, you are so smart, you can tell the truth with just a few words, I admire you!"

"Slaves admire it!" This nonsense ability is really admirable!Anyway, they expected that there would be no other person in this world who could be more bullshit than her!

Su Jinping curled his lips into a smile, noncommittal.The people in the palace are like this, as long as they can survive, they will say what you say, if they change the place, Su Jinping still dare not make up such unscrupulous nonsense, because there will always be a few truly heartfelt servants People exist, but in the palace, almost everyone is a master, and each master can abandon these insignificant maids at will for his own benefit, so most of the court ladies know how to save their lives. Yes, of course, if there are a small number of people who are not afraid of death and are very sincere, Su Jinping doesn't mind sending them to hell to prove his "innocence!"

Not long after, the two little maids arrived with the flustered Imperial Physician Zhang, who was the imperial physician on duty today, and some servants went to invite other imperial physicians to treat the princess and the queen mother together.The chill in Doctor Zhang's heart, the queen mother and princess were trampled by donkeys?In other words, his first reaction when he heard these words was that he wanted to hold his stomach and laugh hard. Those two women, both of them were high and mighty dead, how could they be trampled by donkeys?But thinking that there might be no good end after he finished laughing, he held back abruptly. After his face turned red, he rushed over with him. In fact, he really wanted to laugh!
Seeing Su Jinping at the door, thinking of the unusual identity of the other party, he bent down to salute regardless of his own identity: "Meet the girl!"

"En!" Su Jinping nodded, what she wanted was their respect and fear, so that later she would have room to fight.

"Ouch!" There was a cry of pain, and then Jun Mengya's domineering voice came out, "This group of damned imperial doctors have not come yet, and when they come, this princess will definitely destroy their nine clans! This princess really hurts me to death, I think they are deliberately delaying it, and want to see this princess suffer more!"

(End of this chapter)