Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 429 Meeting Huangfu Huaihan Again (1)
Su Jinping was ridiculed by such sarcasm, gritted his teeth, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and suddenly remembered a scene in a book he had read before time travel, a door was small, and two people entered the door at the same time, Make a living.After looking at the six people, he glanced at the gate of the Imperial Study Room: "Your Majesty, it's all because the servant is extremely smart and has a heart. Of course, the greatest advantage of the servant is humility. Both the queen mother and the emperor appreciate this servant very much." One point, you can indeed learn a lesson!"

modesty?Listening to the first half of what she said, is there still a little bit of modesty?Su Jinping said again: "Ladies, the emperor is waiting for you, go in quickly, remember to be modest, the emperor will like it!"

Listening to the words outside the door, Jun Linyuan suddenly felt something was wrong.Immediately after Su Jinping came in, although the concubines didn't believe Su Jinping's words, they also felt that it was good to be humble in front of the emperor, so they humbled each other at the door: "Sister Xuefei, you go in first Bar!"

"Sister Yuefei, you should go in first!" Concubine Xue replied.

Concubine Yue frowned: "Sister Concubine Chen should go in first, after all, serving the emperor is more senior than us!"

"We are all concubines from the second rank, how can my sister take care of me?"

The eunuchs looked at these people very speechlessly, they were always fighting over who would be the first, why did they become humble to each other today?

During the stalemate, Su Jinping's voice sounded: "Why don't all the empresses walk together?" When Jun Linyuan heard this, his eyebrows twitched, and he suddenly had a bad feeling.

The sixth concubine felt reasonable when she heard it: "That's very good, let's walk together!"

This simultaneous move naturally formed a very long line.Although the door is very big, it can't hold six people to enter together. Therefore, under Su Jinping's suggestion, the six concubines walked together in the spacious imperial study. door...

its stuck!
Impossible to go in and out for a while, his expression is extremely painful!
Jun Linyuan's cold and glamorous face turned black like ink in an instant, staring fiercely at his stupid concubines, and said in a gentle and cold voice: "Get out!"

"Yes, the concubine is resigning!" The six women spoke together, but they were still stuck at the door and couldn't go out at all!As long as someone moved, there was a burst of screams from other people.Su Jinping lowered his head and snickered. It really is good to read more novels and TV dramas. Every scene he sees can be used as a scheme to smuggle people. The face of these six people must have been completely lost today!
"Ouch! Sister Concubine Xue, be gentle, you killed Ben Gong!"

"Do you think I feel better than you? Why didn't I know that my sister is so delicate before, and I can't stand it after a few bumps!"

"Okay, stop arguing and think about what to do!" Why didn't they expect to get stuck walking together!
"Bang!", the memorial in Jun Linyuan's hand was thrown towards them, with a lot of energy, the six girls were smashed to the outside!

A few screams of "Ouch!" came out, and the usually dignified, elegant and demeanor sixth concubine suddenly fell on her back!The emperor's disgusted voice sounded: "Get out!" This group of idiots really humiliated him!

The few people also knew that they had annoyed the emperor today and lost a lot of face, so they could only try their best to create a sense of their own non-existence, so that the emperor would not be too impressed with them, bowed their heads and said: "Yes! The concubine resigns !” After speaking, he ran away.

Jun Linyuan looked at Su Jinping's snickering appearance with his head down, the cinnabar mole between his brows was like blood, and the smile on the corner of his lips deepened a bit, but it looked particularly scary: "Su Jinping, I underestimated you!" Originally He asked her to go out to pick her up, and was made things difficult by the concubines, but she didn't expect to play tricks on those six idiots instead.This woman is indeed so smart that he admires it, but...he has never liked people who are too smart!
"Where, where, the emperor's absurd praise!" Su Jinping bowed his head respectfully.Not only did you underestimate me, you simply became mung bean-eyed by accident!
"It's very courageous!" These words are talking about her rectifying the concubines.

Su Jinping cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, this shows that your Majesty has good taste, and your concubines are all modest people."

The words "very good taste" made the corners of Jun Linyuan's lips twitch uncontrollably. It's not admiration, it's clearly sarcasm.The long and narrow Danfeng eyes were narrowed, and there was some killing intent at first, but suddenly remembered something, and a somewhat smiling voice overflowed from his mouth: "I forgot to tell you, the guest who is coming in a few days is your old friend. Acquaintance, presumably you will be very happy to see him."

It is absolutely impossible for this snake and scorpion to be so happy. There is absolutely no "old acquaintance" worth looking forward to: "Your Majesty, please don't be fooled. This servant is so talented that I really can't guess it. Please let me know!"

"Oh? When you are still innately dull? I missed it." Isn't this damn woman quite confident?
"My servant has already said that my greatest strength is humility. Therefore, my servant is always a very humble person. To say that I am stupid is just to maintain good virtues!"

As soon as these words came out, a little coldness appeared on Jun Linyuan's face, it seemed that he was very dissatisfied with her sharp teeth.Su Jinping hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, don't be angry, this also shows that you have not 'overlooked', your longan is still the brightest and wisest eye in the world!"

Longan, a fruit that tastes pretty good.

If Huangfu Huaihan, he would be so angry that he would tear her apart, but Jun Linyuan was too lazy to argue with her, the corners of his lips curled up, and his smile was even better than a hundred flowers blooming: "The one who will come tomorrow is the emperor of Dongling, Huangfu Huaihan!"

"What?!" Su Jinping's eyes widened in panic!Are you right?The dog emperor was going to come to Beiming, and he didn't come sooner or later, but when he fell into Jun Linyuan's hands, he ran over. I said, God, do you dare to cheat more?

"Your reaction means that you are looking forward to seeing him, right? I believe that he will also be looking forward to seeing you!" The cinnabar mole on the center of his brow glowed with a pink luster, and it is not difficult to see that he is in a very good mood at the moment.

Su Jinping suddenly felt that the sky was falling!One Jun Linyuan is enough for her, Huangfu Huaihan still has a big grudge against her, and now there is no reason to save her own life, which means that she will soon face a day when there will be snakes and scorpions in front, and tigers and leopards in the future!She spoke tremblingly, almost unable to find her own voice: "This servant dares to ask the emperor, the dog emperor of Dongling... no, when will the emperor of Dongling come?" It's best to come back in ten days and a half months!

"If it is soon, it will be tomorrow. Dongling is adjacent to Beiming, so it is normal to come sooner." Patiently explaining to Su Jinping, the smile on the corners of his lips deepened as he said this.

(End of this chapter)