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Chapter 422 Your Majesty, I Actually Adore You Very Much (5)
The bathroom was very hot, coupled with Jun Linyuan's anger, there were indeed fine beads of sweat on his forehead, and the fan disappeared a lot of the anger.

Seeing that he didn't speak, he was probably studying how to deal with her, Su Jinping was also extremely scared, what to do, what to do!By the way, Qian Chuan Wan wears flattery but does not wear it: "Your majesty, in fact, I have always admired you very much, really! It is because of your rule that Beiming is so prosperous. Your wisdom and wisdom, The emperors of other countries can't catch up! Being able to serve such a wise emperor is really a blessing in eight lifetimes..." Fucking blessing!
Now play the flattering march!
Su Jinping quickly fanned the fan in his hand, and his mouth kept talking non-stop, praising Jun Linyuan so much that there is nothing in the sky and earth, as if he is a rare emperor who is rare in thousands of years, the absolute emperor of all ages!
A certain emperor felt inexplicably proud of her flattering words against his will, and the hostility in those long and narrow Danfeng eyes also dissipated a little.Su Jinping, when Dong Ling was proud of me, never thought that one day you would appear in front of me with this face, flattering you, right?
Seeing that his expression seemed to ease, Su Jinping was overjoyed, and seemed to see a grassland in a trance, covered with freshly sprouted grass, in short, it was full of vitality!So, the flattery said more and more smoothly: "You are not only very wise and powerful, but also handsome and suave, and I don't know how many beautiful women have attracted me! Do you know? Many girls like to wear white clothes now. It is because of admiration for you that I see you wearing them, so I wear them too! Also, there are many corrupt officials. The reason why they do so many unreasonable things is that one day you can personally deal with them. Let them admire your godlike demeanor, and they hope in their hearts that you can leave their place in your holy heart because of your anger..."

This is as if he is those corrupt officials, and he has figured out the thoughts in their hearts so thoroughly!

"Do you know why the Clivia on the mountain looks so beautiful? If you think it's the embroiderer's embroidery skills, then you're totally wrong! It's all because of your noble and noble temperament, That's why it looks so beautiful!"

"And, and..."

Now play the flattery symphony!
Until a certain woman talked dryly, even talking about why the flowers were so red and why the grass was so green, she could talk about Jun Linyuan, Jun Linyuan finally leaned down his noble body slowly, relying on On the imperial concubine's bed, fingertips hooked the ribbon around her waist: "Are you finished?"

"Finish..." Before the word came out, he saw that his eyes were a little cold in vain, and quickly changed his words, "Finish? How could you finish! Your majesty, your advantage is three days and three nights. No, I can't say enough for seven days and seven nights! I can't fully express my admiration and admiration for you for a whole year..." At this point, the voice suddenly complained: "You really have the heart to deal with such a Is there someone who admires you?" As he spoke, he seemed to wipe away tears that didn't exist.

Jun Linyuan sneered, and looked up at her: "Then tell me, why did I punish you?" Didn't "God" do the apple core?Or did she finally wake up and know that she needs to deal with it?

As soon as these words came out, Su Jinping immediately went down the donkey: "Even the emperor doesn't know why he has to deal with the little one, so it means that the little one doesn't need to be dealt with at all. Sigh, the little one is so stupid, why didn't he think of this one? As long as the Emperor has a sliver of reason and wisdom for a person as sincere as the little one, he will never deal with the little one, and the little one has been afraid for so long!"

"..." Jun Linyuan swears, he has never seen a woman who can talk to herself more than her in his life!However, after being flattered so much by her today, even though I didn't believe a single word of what she said, I still gave myself a bad breath!
Seeing that he didn't intend to deal with him at all, Su Jinping heaved a sigh of relief, his mouth quickened, and he said again: "Your Majesty, I haven't seen you for such a long time, and I realize that you are actually much more handsome!"

"I haven't seen you for such a long time?" Looking up, Danfeng's long and narrow eyes contained coldness, and a trace of pleasure in seeing her slip of the tongue.

Uh, how did she forget!I still have amnesia, how can I say I haven't seen him for such a long time?The eyeballs rolled a few times, and he said with a sigh: "Yeah, I haven't seen you for two days. It's said that I don't see you every day. I haven't seen you for a while. It's obviously ..." At this point, he stopped looking at him, and then imitated the Japanese's crappy tone, and said word by word: "It's really—a lot—a paragraph!"

The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched almost invisibly. Which country's accent is this?Slowly turning his head, a gentle and cold voice sounded: "Su Jinping, can you explain to me that I clearly ordered you to clean the imperial barrel, why are you here?"

Su Jinping turned his head quickly, and pointed at the pool with a confused face: "Isn't that a bathtub? Oh, by the way, that's not a bucket, that's a bathtub!" This is clearly telling the other party, I just misunderstood That's all!And bath barrel and imperial barrel have the same pronunciation!

He couldn't believe that this damned woman didn't know which royal barrel she was talking about! "Su Jinping, you..."

"Your Majesty, you are not joking! You told the servant to clean the tub, but the servant has already arrived. If you go back on your word, then..."

The long and narrow Danfeng eyes narrowed, and the coldness in the eyes was like a king cobra ready to go: "Su Jinping, you seem to have forgotten what I said. I said that I don't like people bargaining with me, and neither should you." Try to challenge my patience!"

"Bang!", he threw the fan on the ground, turned his head and went out, "Your Majesty, I will take my leave, I will go clean the imperial barrel now!"

Looking at her galloping back, Jun Linyuan's eyebrows suddenly jumped a few times, is this woman so obedient?When the sound of closing the door sounded, he looked down at the fan under his feet, and a sneer appeared on his beautiful face, which was inexplicable.He ordered his servants to prepare water again, and washed his body dozens of times before he felt that the disgusting feeling had dissipated. He put on his clothes and stepped out of Longze Hall.

Outside the Longze Hall is the imperial garden. From a distance, Jun Linyuan saw a group of servants going there in groups. Not long after, an imperial doctor passed by there, and a trace of ominous premonition came from his heart Emerged, tilted his head and said: "Go and see what happened!"

"Yes!" A little eunuch ran away quickly, and came back not long after, with an extremely strange look on his face, "Your Majesty, yes, it was Concubine Die, Concubine Yun, and Concubine Meng who fought for... Cough cough, a shit pot, no, no... it's your imperial barrel, Concubine Yun accidentally scratched Concubine Die's face, now the imperial physician has already gone to see it!"

(End of this chapter)