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Chapter 420 Your Majesty, I Actually Adore You Very Much (3)
Out of the palace, Su Jinping followed the maid all the way. After walking for a while, a certain woman licked her smiling face and asked, "Do you know where the emperor bathes?"

The maid turned her head and looked at her very strangely: "You asked the emperor what to do in the bathing place?"

"Because the task assigned by the emperor is to give him a bath bucket!" This bath bucket is not the imperial bucket!Although she also knows that the femme fatale is not so easy to fool, but she also needs time to buffer and think of a higher strategy, right?

"Ah? Didn't the emperor ask me to take you to the queen's house..." Didn't it?

Su Jinping didn't wait for her to finish speaking, with a look of "you must have made a mistake", frowning and waving his hand, the frown could kill flies: "Oh, you must have heard wrong, Your Majesty It was discussed with me in a few days, the one in the bath bucket is definitely not the one in the latrine!"

Seeing that she was so sure, the palace lady didn't know whether it was true or not for a moment, she frowned and hesitated.She felt that she could not get it wrong, but who would have the courage to deliberately misinterpret the emperor's words?So this woman should not have the guts to lie to herself, unless she doesn't want to live anymore.

After she hesitated for a long time, Su Jinping quickly added fire: "Hurry up, if you drag on, the emperor will have to take a bath again, and who is responsible for the tub not being cleaned?" In fact, she was lying. Yes, I don’t even think about it, it’s morning, who in ancient times would be full to take a bath in the morning?

But the court lady was taken aback. The emperor has a serious obsession with cleanliness. He doesn't know how many times a day he has to take a bath, and he might have to take a bath again in the next moment!Thinking about it this way, he hurriedly took Su Jinping to the imperial bathroom——Longze Hall, and when he reached the door, he said, "Here we are, this is it!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left, presumably to return to his post.

A treacherous smile appeared on Su Jinping's face, and he opened the door and went in.

As soon as you enter, you will see a screen with a Clivia blooming on the screen, which is noble and looks like a gentleman.Femme fatale, nobility is true, but she didn't see the wind of a gentleman at all, so I really don't understand why he likes this flower.

Hearing the sound of water coming from behind the screen, it seemed that someone was cleaning the bathroom, so the smile on Su Jinping's face became brighter and brighter, he walked around the screen, and at the back, he saw a hot spring pool with curling smoke in it, like a dream Generally speaking, a few palace maids were scrubbing the ground, heard Su Jinping's footsteps, raised their heads to look at her: "Who are you?"

"Me?" Turning her eyes, she didn't want to work, so she couldn't say that she came to take a bath, then, "Do you need to ask? I was sent by the emperor to watch over you!"

What? !The maids in the palace were startled, and then they looked at each other in blank dismay. The emperor sent someone to watch what they were doing?
Su Jinping seemed to see their doubts, cleared his throat, and then pretended to say: "The thing is like this, the emperor is very angry today, saying that the bathroom is not clean recently, maybe someone is lazy and slack, so he sent Let me take care of it and see if you little hoofs are not lazy!" This is how ordinary female officials talk to inferior court ladies, right?
When the maids heard this, their faces turned pale with fright, so they didn't care whether what Su Jinping said was true or not!What's more, who doesn't know the emperor's temperament, he is extremely violent and moody, no matter how courageous he is, it is impossible for anyone to dare to falsely pass on the imperial edict of the emperor!Hurry up and lower your head submissively: "Don't worry, aunt, we'll clean this place right away!" She never dared to slack off on weekdays, but now she has to cheer up 12 points.

Well, with just a few words, she will be upgraded to an aunt?Su Jinping walked over with a smile, saw a fruit plate not far away, took an apple and ate it, biting out a crisp sound of "crack", the maids wanted to remind her that it was the emperor's food, but I was worried that if I said it, this woman would avenge her private revenge and speak ill of herself to the emperor later, so I had to hold back.

In the imperial study room, Jun Linyuan was in charge of government affairs, looking at the letter of credence handed over by Dong Ling, he couldn't help but feel a little funny.Huangfu Huaihan and Huangfu Ye are going to visit Beiming, presumably they are here to find out the reality of Beiming, right?However, what he cares about is not this, but... If Huangfu Huaihan sees Su Jinping, who hates each other so much, will this game be more fun?Thinking about it, he wrote: "Brother Huaihan is willing to come, I am very happy, sweeping the bed and waiting..."

Just as it was being written, the court lady who brought Su Jinping to clean the "bathtub" came in: "Your Majesty, this servant has already brought that girl to..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Jun Linyuan: "Is she doing things honestly?" He raised his eyes and glanced at her, with a hint of playfulness in his eyes, if that woman is really willing to clean the imperial barrel for him, then he really is. Look up to her!Keeping it is worthless.

"Ah?" The palace maid was startled, and hurriedly knelt down, "Your Majesty, this servant sent her there and left. I don't know if she has..."

"Back off." Not annoyed, the cinnabar mole between the eyebrows showed a pink color, like a hundred flowers blooming, occupying the world's charm, fully showing everyone that he is in a good mood.

The maid didn't expect that she could save her life, so she got up tremblingly and retreated.

After the palace maid went out, the eunuchs around her secretly watched the emperor's face, becoming more and more unable to figure out what was going on in his mind.

Jun Linyuan wrote quickly, with a gentle smile on his lips.Finally, after writing the last word, he put down the pen and went out the door. He wanted to see with his own eyes, whether that woman would disappoint him!
The eunuch hurriedly followed, but none of them stood still, and knocked over the inkstone on the imperial case unexpectedly, the ink splashed out and dripped onto Jun Lin Yuanyue's white sleeve robe, Jun Lin Yuan frowned, his eyes showed disgust, but But not very angry.

"The emperor spares my life, the emperor forgives my sins! Slave, slave..." Fortunately, the ink was only splashed on the emperor, and he still had a glimmer of life.If he accidentally bumps into the emperor, there is only one dead end left!

"Next time, I will kill you." His voice was extremely cold, if he hadn't seen this servant serving him for many years without making any serious mistakes, he would never have spared him.

The eunuch hurriedly kowtowed, and there was a bang bang: "The emperor spares my life, this slave will never dare again!"

Looking at the ink on the clothes, he was no longer in the mood to see what Su Jinping was doing now.Flicking the sleeve robe, he said, "Get ready, I want to take a bath!"

"Yes!"……

In Longze Palace, Su Jinping happily finished eating an apple and a pear, rolled his eyes a few times, and secretly threw the apple core and pear core into the pool while the maids were not paying attention. Love to be clean, let him bathe in the fruit core every day in the future!

(End of this chapter)