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Chapter 245 Your Majesty, Slaves Are Unscrupulous, Mystery of Life Experience (2)
"Then I can think about it!" As soon as the words fell, the door of the imperial study room opened, and Huangfu stood in front of her with a cold face. He didn't expect that in this woman's heart, life would be better than silver. important time.

Unexpectedly, what Su Jinping thought was that she would pack up and leave tonight, don't want this dog emperor's money, and give him a free job! "Your Majesty, you must think carefully. You see that this servant is so smart and quick-witted. It would be a pity if you cut off this servant!" A certain woman tried her best to sell herself to the other party.

With a sound of "Chi!", a piece of paper was thrown on Su Jinping's face. It was Su Jinping's warning letter, and a certain emperor's cold voice sounded, "Su Jinping, your intelligence is used to humiliate you!" I've got it, right?"

Originally, I thought I could see her flustered expression, but unexpectedly, a certain woman said with a blank face: "I don't know why the emperor said this? This servant doesn't know this piece of paper at all, and I didn't write you any warning letter!" Mom Damn, don't worry about it, let's save my life first!

At this moment, Nangong Ningxin also stepped out, saw the piece of paper on the ground, picked it up and looked at it, her eyebrows jumped a few times, and she looked at Su Jinping with a strange look in her eyes.

"You mean, you didn't write this warning letter? It was sent by your maid, Qian Yi!" Did this damned woman think him a fool?
I didn't write it in the first place, but it can't be said that Qian Yi wrote it for her, right?Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Su Jinping's mind, remembering the scene where Huangfu Yu tore off the human skin mask last night, and then said thoughtfully: "Your Majesty, maybe someone is wearing a human skin mask to pretend to be a slave girl, Then I hand this letter to you. The purpose is to get rid of the servant who is sincerely devoted to the emperor! If you fall into the trick, don’t you fall into the trap of the villain? You must know that the servant is beautiful and elegant. How many people in this palace are jealous of slaves, so it is normal for them to behave like this! Think about it, it was so dark that day, if he was wearing a human skin mask, how could Mr. Xiao Linzi recognize him!"

After finishing speaking, Su Jinping couldn't help but want to applaud himself!Well said!

"Bang!", "Bang!", "Bang!" The sound of several people falling to the ground sounded, and even Nangong Ningxin, who was always cold and dignified, opened her mouth slightly in shock, with an inconceivable attitude, beautiful appearance?Elegant posture?Her appearance is indeed beautiful, but where is this flattering appearance so elegant?Also, have you ever boasted about yourself so much?

Huangfu Huaihan and Xiao Linzi were already used to her, but the corners of their mouths couldn't help but twitch a few times!This is her idea, process, and even the motives for harming her!It would be a pity if she didn't go to the Ministry of Punishment as an errand!However, Huangfu Huaihan is not easy to be fooled, he snorted coldly and said: "Oh? Since this letter has nothing to do with you in the slightest, how do you know it is a warning letter written to me? Isn't this here? 300 taels of silver?"

As soon as the words came out, a certain woman immediately looked at Huangfu Huaihan with an expression of "you are a stupid pig" and said, "Your Majesty, didn't your servant say that at that time? This servant is smart, wise, quick-witted, and can guess the meaning of this letter." What's weird about the content?"

"..." The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched fiercely, and even Nangong Ningxin looked like he had seen a ghost.

Grinding her teeth, she said, "Su Jinping, you are so smart and quick-witted. I wonder if you can guess what I'm having for lunch today?" I see how much more nonsense you can do!

"Your Majesty, you can't guess something like lunch by being smart, but you can still figure it out if you know a little bit about the number of days!" A certain woman said, looking like a magic stick, she stretched out her finger and pinched it. A few times, under Huangfu's cold and smiling eyes, he said in distress, "Your Majesty, it's really a coincidence that the gods have all gone to lunch after work, so they can't communicate with the servants, but..."

After seeing the other party's complexion darken, he quickly continued to speak: "However, there is still a little fairy boy guarding the gate of the heaven. Unfortunately, his cultivation base is too low to guess completely, so I just tell the servants that the emperor will eat today." They are all delicacies from mountains and seas, except that there is no one—" the voice dragged on.

"Nothing, what?" Tell me, keep talking!

"Crab Roe and Shrimp Chowder!" With a mean smile on his face, he spit out four words.Then watching a certain emperor's face instantly become extremely ugly, presumably he missed those few bones!

A certain woman did not forget to strike while the iron is hot, and then said: "I don't know if the servant is right or not? Your Majesty, look, the servant is so smart and wise, and can spy on the way of heaven. What a pity to kill the servant! Don't you think so?"

"Puchi!" Nangong Ningxin laughed, "Little maid, I'm afraid you made a mistake. The emperor's favorite food is crab roe and shrimp soup!" Ten years, it has become a habit, how can it be impossible to quit?
Unexpectedly, as soon as Nangong Ningxin said this, she instantly felt that the temperature around her had dropped a few degrees, and Xiao Linzi was winking at her crazily. Why does the emperor still like to eat crab roe and shrimp soup? That thing, now just hearing this dish makes me want to vomit!
In the silence, an official dressed in a red official uniform and embroidered with green pine appeared here, handed a folder in his hand to Huangfu Huaihan, and said: "Your Majesty, everything for the Empress Dowager Ceremony is ready." , please take a look!"

He stretched out his hand to take the booklet, looked at Su Jinping coldly for a while, and suddenly said abruptly: "Su Jinping, since you are so smart and know the number of days, you know that your father Su Nianhua has already committed suicide by conspiracy. Go to prison for the crime of rebellion?"

"My Majesty, I know this slave and servant. Even if I have passed it a few days ago, my father will surely have a catastrophe in the near future. If he can survive, he will be above ten thousand people. If he can't, he will die. But the slave and servant saw the emperor's star shining Liang, although there are dark clouds covering the surrounding area, but there are two general stars and three auspicious clouds to protect his body, it is expected that father will definitely not be able to survive this calamity, this is the number of days, and the servants are powerless!" She said with a regretful shake shook his head.

These words stupefied the people at the door, even Huangfu Huaihan believed it a little bit, the two generals are Huangfu Yu and Nangong Lie?As for the three auspicious clouds, that is, Huangfu Ye, Huangfu Yi and Nangong Ningxin, Su Nianhua has indeed succeeded in finding a position, above ten thousand people, does this woman really understand the number of days?Suddenly recalling the day when Helian Rongruo framed her, the strange magic she showed, could it be... Thousands of conjectures flashed through Huangfu Huaihan's heart, and the dark purple cold eyes were also torrents, like blue waves in a cold pool.

But Su Jinping snickered in her heart, she just said one thing in a very professional terminology, and Huangfu Huaihan could be fooled. It seems that she can change her career to become a national teacher!
(End of this chapter)