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Chapter 239 Don't pay back the money?I'll die for you (1)
"Emperor Dog?" Su Jinping glanced at her sideways, and then continued, "Emperor Dog has been used several times, it's so uninspired! It's Gouhan!"

A certain servant girl seemed to have seen the terrifying scene of her own lady being beheaded together with herself, and said with a sad face: "Miss, please, change the word! Use this word, we two will die! "

"Something as timid as a mouse! Then write it as scumbag!" Su Jinping rolled his eyes in disdain.

Slag cold?Although it is also very courting, but it is much better than Gouhan, right?So a maidservant trembled and wrote these two words...

"Zha Han, my mother is warning you, if you are sensible, you will immediately pay back my mother's wages!" A word was read out through gritted teeth.

The corner of Qian Yi's mouth twitched violently a few times, leaving two noodle tears, and then said: "Miss, can we remove the three words 'sensible'?"

Annoyed and waved his hand: "Up to you!" It's really useless!
"Okay, what else?" Qian Yi continued.

"The sages have said that those who steal people's money are even beasts! Those who have money and steal people's money are not as good as beasts!" A certain woman continued shaking her head.

Qian Yi asked blankly: "Miss, which sage said this sentence, how come the slaves have never heard of it?"

"I am a sage, and a sage is me! Write it right away, why are there so many nonsense!" roared angrily.

A certain servant girl was so frightened that she quickly lowered her head and wrote this sentence.

Immediately afterwards, Su Jinping said again: "You actually robbed me of money, do you think you are inferior to the beasts, or are the beasts better than you?"

"Miss, can this sentence be omitted?" Isn't it all about scolding the emperor for being inferior to a beast?
"If you tell me to write, then do it!" There was another shout.

"Your servant knows!" There was another rush of writing.

After she finished writing, she went on to read: "Okay, I won't tell you these big truths anymore, anyway, your pig head can't understand it, telling you this is like playing the piano with a cow. In short, you'd better get rid of me immediately. The money is still coming..."

"Miss, I'm done!" Qian Yi's sadness was almost like a river, and he handed her the letter in his hand.

Su Jinping glanced at it roughly, and although she didn't know most of the characters, she could basically understand that the letter was written according to her own intention: "Okay, you go and give this letter to Xiao Linzi, let him Pass it on to the emperor, and say that I have something important to report concerning the safety of the country!"

"Miss, do we really want to do this?" Qian Yi really had the urge to cry bitterly.Is it also a confidential matter related to national security?
"What do you think?" These words were gritted between the teeth.

A certain servant girl shivered in fright, turned around and ran away: "Miss, servant girl is going now!"

"Brother guard, could you please call Mr. Xiao Linzi out?" Qian Yi asked nervously.

After a while, Xiao Linzi came out: "Tell me, what can you do with our family?"

Qian Yi trembled, and handed the letter out: "Mr. Xiaolin, our lady said that there are important confidential matters related to the country's safety to be reported to the emperor, please hand them over to Your Majesty!" After speaking, it was blown away like a gust of wind... …

Xiao Linzi took the sealed letter from Qian Yi's hand in a strange way, looked at her fleeing back, frowned, then turned around and walked towards the imperial study...

Confidential matters concerning national security?Is it so important?Holding the secret letter, Xiao Linzi was very suspicious, and also very confused by Qian Yi's appearance of running away, should this letter be handed over to the emperor?What important things can a court lady report?However, if he really delayed the confidential important matter, wouldn't he be miserable?

He lowered his head and walked into the house while thinking, and finally remembered Su Jinping's always nonsensical appearance, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, forget it, that crazy woman, what important things can she report to the emperor?If there is, then it is hell!But……

Oh, should I pay or not?Forget it, forget it, let's leave it to the emperor, when the time comes to punish him, he won't be punishing himself, he just sent a letter, at most he will be scolded by the emperor a few words.

At this time, Huangfu Ye came out suddenly, seeing that he was holding something in his hand, he looked very tangled, he suddenly became curious, and said with a smile: "Grandpa Xiaolin, what are you holding? Can you show it to the king?"

"My lord, this thing..." Xiao Linzi hesitated again, can I show it to my lord?
Seeing his hesitant look, Huangfu Ye became even more curious: "Why, is it a love letter from a court lady to Father-in-law Xiao Linzi?" In fact, he still has important things to do now, but few of them are in Xiao Linzi. Seeing this expression on his face made him very interested.

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Linzi's face turned pale. Who doesn't know that it is a death penalty for eunuchs and palace maids to eat each other in the palace. If he is charged with this crime, will he still have a way out? "My lord, don't make fun of your slave. This is just sent by Su Jinping's maid, saying that it is a confidential matter related to the housekeeper's safety. I want to report it to the emperor. The slave is also thinking about not handing it over to me." emperor!"

When Huangfu Ye heard it, Xiao Jinjin wrote it?With a twitch between his eyebrows, he said, "Let me see it first!"

Xiao Linzi thought about what happened to the emperor on weekdays, and he never shy away from His Royal Highness the Night King. If there is really an important matter, it would be better to show His Highness the Night King first, so he handed over the letter.

Unfolding the letter, I saw lines of Zanhua regular script. I was a little suspicious, could Xiao Jinjin write such quiet characters?Doubtful!However, when those lavender peach blossom eyes read the above content at a glance, the corners of his mouth twitched continuously, and dense black lines protruded from the back of his head, this little Jinjin was too courageous. big!If Brother Huang read this letter, ten deaths might not be enough!

After reading it, he quickly folded the letter, put it in an envelope, and said to Xiao Linzi: "Xiao Linzi, I suggest that you never show the letter to Brother Huang, otherwise even you will be punished!"

"Ah? So serious?" He has been with the emperor for so many years, and the number of times he has been beaten by the board can be counted on five fingers. What did this Su Jinping write, so that he will be beaten as well?Suddenly, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he asked: "My lord, could it be that Su Jinping told the secret of the servant in the letter?"

"Hahahaha..." A burst of hearty laughter overflowed from his mouth, "Xiao Linzi, you are worrying too much, and it has nothing to do with you! Well, you should deal with this letter, I have important things to do. ,I'm leaving!"

After finishing speaking, he shook the gold-plated fan and left gracefully, step by step, it seemed to be a very leisurely stride, but in fact his steps were brisk, and he disappeared in a short time.

(End of this chapter)