Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 228 If there is another time, I will make you unable to get out of the couch (1)
Seeing her nympho, Su Jinping laughed a little: "Come on, you, that's what you said, I don't know how happy I am, I still remember a few days ago someone said that they like Beiminghuang!"

"What are you talking about!" Xia Dongmei waved the broom in her hand at Su Jinping angrily.

Su Jinping also took a few steps back to escape, and while the two were laughing, Huangfu Huaihan suddenly came back, but they were so happy that they didn't notice it until Su Jinping bumped into Huangfu Huaihan. cold body.

Then, with a "ding", something fell to the ground!
"Su Jinping!" There was a yell, which fully showed Huangfu Huaihan's displeasure. What happened last night probably had something to do with this woman, and now he is daring to hit himself!
A certain girl was taken aback, and quickly knelt down with Xia Dongmei: "Damn it, servant girl!" As soon as she knelt down, she saw the delicate key in front of her. It was all made of gold and inlaid with gemstones. It was so beautiful, just about to pick it up, but Xiao Linzi was one step ahead of her, picked up the key, wiped it, and handed it to Huangfu Huaihan.

Huangfu Huaihan took the key, looked at her with a cold face for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "Su Jinping, you seem to be very happy! Your sister died, are you not sad at all?" Asked her last time, she always With an indifferent attitude, he still vaguely felt that it might be an act, but today, she was so happy for this sake, it really impressed him!

"Your Majesty, my sister is dead, maybe she has gone to the west now, and maybe the Buddha saw that she had the roots of wisdom and made her a god, why should a slave be so sad!" Su Jinping replied.

The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched, wishing he could give this woman a hard kick!Remembering that there were still important things to deal with, he didn't bother to talk to her anymore, so he snorted coldly and stepped into the imperial study.

Xia Dongmei patted her chest, and said: "I was scared to death, you knocked out all the treasury keys, and the emperor didn't deal with us, we are so lucky today!"

"What! You said it was the key to the national treasury?" Su Jinping's eyes suddenly shone golden. There must be a lot of silver in the treasury. If she could get that key, wouldn't she be rich?What kind of shit salary is needed, just take a few things and leave, it's enough for her to live happily ever after!

"Why are you so surprised? Who doesn't know that the keys to the treasury of the past dynasties are kept on the emperor's body, but they never leave him. The key is so delicate just now, it must be the key of the treasury." Xia Dongmei answered.

"Short oil!" Su Jinping rubbed his hands wretchedly, hating himself why he didn't pick up that key just now, and touched a few, it's good to have a hand addiction!

Xia Dongmei trembled suddenly, a drop of cold sweat hung on the back of her head, she looked at her strange appearance very defensively, and said, "Why are you short?"

"Ahahaha... nothing, nothing! It's really nothing!" A pair of bright eyes looked at the closed door of the imperial study room, thinking about something quickly in his mind, um... going out of the palace, what dog Isn't it a very happy thing for the emperor to take a meal and steal some silver with that lovely key?

Thinking of this, Su Jinping said again: "Short oil! It's actually the key to the national treasury!" After finishing speaking, he put his hands together, bent over and put his hands on his knees, twisted his body several times, with a wretched expression on his face. The smile became brighter and brighter, and he even stomped his feet when he got excited.Finally, covering his face, he seemed to have seen all the money in the national treasury flying into his pocket: "You are so happy!"

Everyone at the door stared dumbfounded at her crazy performance and all kinds of "short oil", and a huge drop of sweat appeared on the back of their heads at the same time!And Xia Dongmei even jumped a long way with black lines all over her hair, making an appearance of "I don't know her"!

And Su Jinping stayed there "short and oily" for a long time before he stabilized his mind, his heart was beating wildly, and his mind was also thinking quickly, thinking about how to get the key, um... How about stealing it tonight?
Su Jinping thought of the wonderful scene where he went to steal, and couldn't help but giggled. How could there be such a cute thing as a treasury key!Thinking about it, she turned her head and said to Xia Dongmei, "Hey, I want to ask you something!"

Xia Dongmei looked at her very defensively, and after making sure that she would not be "short" again, she said timidly: "What's the matter?"

A certain woman looked around, and after making sure no one was eavesdropping, she leaned into her ear and asked, "Do you know where the treasury is?"

"The national treasury?" A maidservant screamed, stepped back a few steps, and said in amazement, "You ask the national treasury what to do, you don't think, you don't want to..."

Of course I want to!But these words must never be said, I saw a certain woman shook her head quickly, and said with a very loyal look: "It can't be what? Do you think I will steal the keys of the treasury with the intention of stealing from the treasury?" I, Su Jinping, am an upright person. How could I do such a nasty thing? I just want to ask about the location. As a citizen of Dongling, I have the responsibility to know every important thing about Dongling, so that I can express myself The love for the motherland, you think, you can’t just go out and don’t even know where such an important place as our country’s treasury is?”

Hearing this, the guards at the door felt a little exaggerated and a little weird, but Xia Dongmei was fooled by Su Jinping just like that, and she believed it [-]% and nodded very touched: "Dongling It is a country's blessing to have someone as loyal as you! I think you are more loyal than those generals who died for the country!"

Yes, those generals were playing with their lives, while Su Jinping was playing with their lips! "Okay, stop talking nonsense, do you know the specific place?"

"I know, it's in the palace behind the Hall of Mental Cultivation, but that palace is guarded by 28 hidden guards. These 28 hidden guards are the pride of our Dongling. Their martial arts are only slightly inferior to the emperor and the princes. There are also countless organs, and there are more than 300 first-class masters around the palace for protection, not even a fly can fly in! But having said that, I really don’t know why so many people are required to defend, without the emperor’s key, anyone People can't get in! By the way, even if you are curious, don't go near that palace. There used to be a maid who just entered the palace, but she just walked the wrong way and was cut off after passing there! You can't get close to anyone!" Xia Dongmei still taught Su Jinping a little worriedly, for fear that she would do something impulsive.

Hearing this, Su Jinping looked at Xia Dongmei with a look of "Isn't this nonsense?": "It must be inevitable. The national treasury is the economic lifeline of our country, and it is also a symbol of the emperor's protection of royal power. That's okay, of course I should be on guard! I hate that I am a daughter. If I were a man, I would practice martial arts diligently and try my best to become a first-class hidden guard. I will be loyal to Dongling and serve the emperor. Keep the national treasury and don't let anyone invade it!" Only let me violate it alone, oh hehehe...

(End of this chapter)