Laugh at the world forever

Chapter 218 The Enraged Kiss (5)
When the other party heard the words, he was not annoyed, but walked towards the Liyuan step by step.Are you crazy?Maybe it's just crazy, but so what if you're crazy, how many times can you let yourself go crazy like this in this life?As for Feng Hexiu, it was only out of concern for himself, so naturally he would not blame him.

Feng patted the angry Xiu on the shoulder, and said: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, you can't understand the great true love in this world!"

Xiu slapped his hand off his shoulder, and gave him a blank look: "Don't say it as if you understand it very well!" He is obviously a prodigal son, and he has hurt many girls from Qinlou and Chuguan. Heart.

"I still need to know a little more than you, a fake monk!" Feng also hurt the other party mercilessly.

"roll!"……

Listening to their dispute, Baili Jinghong was not annoyed, he naturally knew that Feng's words were just sarcastic words.It's just... the two of them really can't understand the true love in this world.After a while, listening to them still arguing, he said lightly, "Recently, have you forgotten the rules?"

As soon as the two of them looked up, they knew that they had challenged His Highness's bottom line, and hurriedly knelt down on one knee to admit their mistake: "Your Highness knows your mistake, please punish him!"

"Go and get twenty army sticks." It was time for the two of them to be taught a lesson.

"Yes!"……

Su Jinping tidied up her clothes, looked at the person next to her, with a wicked smile on her lips.Turning him over, looking at his handsome face, raising his fist, he thought very seriously, should he give him a beating?After thinking for a long time...

"Bang!", it precisely hit Huangfu Huaihan's bridge of nose, and then, two streams of red liquid flowed out from his nostrils.It stretches all the way to the lips, which looks quite funny.

Another fist was raised and was about to land when a pair of dark purple cold eyes suddenly opened. Su Jinping was startled, and the fist landed on the bed next to his cheek!
As soon as Huangfu Huaihan woke up, he saw her raising her fist towards him, the memory of last night came back quickly, her stern face changed several times, and finally swept her fiercely: "Su Jinping, how dare you knock me unconscious I?"

"Your majesty, you overestimate the servant girl, and the servant girl doesn't know how to split body, how can I knock you unconscious?" Su Jinping rolled her eyes in her heart, and said impatiently.

A certain emperor pondered for a while, and felt that it seemed to be the same thing. This woman was pressed by him last night, how could he knock him out from behind, then... who could it be?Suddenly, I felt some discomfort in my nose. I stretched out my hand to touch it, and my eyes were scarlet. Judging from the situation, I should have just been beaten. Flames danced in my cold eyes. I turned my head to look at Su Jinping, and said with gritted teeth: "You How dare you hit me?"

"Your Majesty, when did this servant beat you? Don't talk about it without evidence!" Su Jinping replied calmly.

A certain emperor twitched the corner of his mouth, showed her the blood on his hand, grinned and said, "Isn't this evidence?"

"What kind of evidence is this? It's so hot, why is it so strange that you got a nosebleed when you were on fire? It doesn't rule out that you saw a beautiful woman like me in your dream, and you were too excited, so you got a nosebleed !" Su Jinping said, when he talked about "a beautiful and peerless beauty like me", there was no trace of shame on his face, and his tone and demeanor were very serious.

When Huangfu Huaihan heard the words, several thick black lines appeared on his forehead. How shameless this woman is!A peerless beauty like her?But he is not easy to be fooled: "Su Jinping, do you think I didn't see you raising your hand just now to hit me?"

"Your majesty, you have misunderstood the servant girl. The servant girl turned her head and saw that you had a sudden nosebleed. She was so frightened that she beat her chest and stomped her feet, and just hit the bed board by the way!"

The corner of a certain emperor's mouth twitched, and in his dark purple eyes flashed a feeling of crying or laughing, and he said, "Are you still beating your chest and feet in fright for me?" His tone was full of disdain and sarcasm!
Su Jinping nodded as a matter of course: "Of course, if the emperor dies young due to excessive blood loss, wouldn't the servants have to bear the crime of killing the king, and... if you unfortunately go west, the salary of the servants in the middle of this month will not be paid. It's done!"

"..." He was [-]% sure that this woman was most concerned about the latter point! "Who hit me last night?" A pair of dark purple eyes locked on her tightly.

"This question is really too profound. I have been thinking about it all night and I still don't know!" Su Jinping laughed indifferently.

"You didn't see him?" Huangfu Huaihan's expression turned cold, he was [-]% sure that the woman in front of him was lying!

A certain woman pondered for a while, and said seriously: "Your Majesty, this servant really doesn't know who the other party is. He was covering his face at the time, so I really couldn't recognize him! But he revealed that he is a famous flower picker, You came here for the beauty of your slaves, and when you caught sight of the emperor, you were worried that you would be found out, so you knocked you out!"

Listening to her nonsense, and repeatedly emphasizing her beauty in different ways, a certain emperor's mouth twitched again and again, and finally said with a half-smile: "Oh? Then you lost your innocence?" After sizing her up, he unexpectedly swept the pool of blood onto the bed, his complexion changed slightly.

Su Jinping's eyes also met his. The blood was spit out by Baili Jinghong last night. With an idea, he said, "How is that possible! Last night when the flower picker wanted to do something wrong, The servant lobbied him righteously. In the end, the man was extremely ashamed and annoyed at what he had done. He was very angry and smashed all the furnishings in the servant's house. In the end, he was forced to be angry with himself. You have to spit out a mouthful of blood! And not long before you woke up, he clutched his chest and left in shame!" At the same time, he was mocking Huangfu Huaihan who wanted to do something wrong last night!
Huangfu Huaihan was stunned when he heard this, and looked at the woman in front of him in disbelief, a huge question mark appeared in his head: Is there anything in this world that this woman can't talk about?

"Your Majesty, you don't need to be too surprised. The slaves are well-known for their righteousness, eloquence, and high moral character. Therefore, it is not surprising that the flower picker left ashamedly under the guidance of the slaves. You can accept this reality with peace of mind! And the flower picker said that he will never show up in the palace at will to disrupt social order again, and the slaves can be regarded as contributing to the security of the palace. Do you think you should reward me? For example , 100 taels...no, one tael of gold?" She remembered, the last time she asked him for 100 taels of gold but failed, this guy is very stingy, why don't you ask for one tael, since it's still ten taels of silver, isn't it?
(End of this chapter)