Liaozhai Great Sage

Chapter 641
For this dude disciple like Du Wen, it is useless to rely on strong scolding to teach him a lesson.

If it comes to the means of oppressing others, perhaps Li Xiuyuan would be willing to bow down in front of him, and as the son of the servant of the Ministry of Punishment, he can give some due lessons, but he can't really kill him because of a little grudge, so deal with him The method has to be more ingenious.

When Du Wen saw that Li Xiuyuan agreed to teach him spells, he was overjoyed and said, "That's very good. As for my character and courage, Mr. Li, you don't have to worry. As long as you are willing to teach me spells, I'm not afraid of any monsters."

Li Xiuyuan said: "It's useless to talk about it, and it can't prove anything. The difficulty of practicing spells is beyond your imagination. You can't just close your eyes and meditate to learn spells."

"Since you said your courage is extraordinary, let me try your courage."

"I'm afraid you won't succeed, just try me and see if I'm brave or not?" Du Wen said seldom proudly.

I was well prepared to come here, even if I met a goblin, that would be the same thing, the lotus essence yesterday was just like that, but looking back now, I don't think it's so scary.

Monsters are not afraid of themselves, so what are you afraid of?
At this moment, Du Wen felt proud. After all, he was a person who was not afraid of monsters.

Li Xiuyuan smiled, didn't say much, just stood up: "In this case, let me try, but the ugly words can be said first, if you are not brave enough, please go back and forth from wherever you are, Don't come to me again to ask me to teach you spells, and don't ask for trouble with resentment,
I don't like to speak harshly when you come to visit today, but if you dare to come again next time, I won't be so easy to talk to. "

"I know countless spells. Maybe next time I will turn you into a pig and let you live as a pig for the rest of your life."

After speaking, there was a bit of coldness on his face.

"Okay, my son promises you." Du Wen said immediately.

He has the backbone of a playboy.

"It's hard to chase after a word, so I'll take your word to mean it." Li Xiuyuan: "Then let's start now."

"How do you want to test my courage? Are you going to catch monsters to scare me, or summon evil spirits to haunt me? Just try it if you have any skills, I will never be afraid." Du Wen said.

"It doesn't need to be so complicated, just borrow this ingot of silver from you."

Li Xiuyuan walked over, took out an ingot from the box of silver, and held it in the palm of his hand: "The courage of a cultivator is not only fearless of demons and ghosts, but also a mind that transcends the world. Courage is the fearlessness of the pursuit of the Dao, for what to practice

Everything can be tolerated, and everything can be let go. "

"Is it courageous to be fierce and fierce? No, no, nine out of ten men in the world dare to do this. It is nothing but praise. Is it courageous to dare to walk on the graveyard at night? No, no, many old women in the country Dare to do this, is it courage to kill demons and goblins? No, this is not the case.

It's just a contest of spells, no different from a fight. "

"True courage is a kind of fearless spirit. Only a few people have this kind of spirit. In order to feed their families, the old farmers in the village work day and night, all the year round, until the day they die. Fame and fortune, just want the people to live and work in peace and contentment, this is

Courage, people in the Buddhist and Taoist sects cultivate the Tao, practice the precepts for decades, do not be greedy or extravagant, this is courage. "

"I came to study the Fa with you, not to listen to your lectures." Du Wen said a little dissatisfied.

Li Xiuyuan smiled and said, "You don't need me to teach you spells if you understand these principles. Someone will teach you spells. If you don't understand, you won't be able to study the spells today."

"This is my business, so I won't spare you any trouble. Anyway, I will give you every penny that should be paid." Du Wen said.

"In that case, then look again, what is this in my hand?" Li Xiuyuan stretched out his palm in front of him and said.

"Isn't this a piece of silver?" Du Wen said.

But before he finished speaking, he suddenly looked disgusted, quickly pinched his nose and backed away: "You, when did you put a pile of shit in your hand, don't you think it's disgusting?"

At this moment, the ingot of silver in Li Xiuyuan's hand turned into a pile of fetid shit at some point.

"You are not even afraid of demons and ghosts. Why are you afraid of a piece of shit? Does it turn into a monster and eat you? Or will it suddenly jump up and take a knife to kill you?" Li Xiuyuan laughed: "If you don't know how, why hide? then."

After speaking, he threw the shit out of his hand,

Du Wen was frightened and quickly avoided, for fear that the shit would get on his body.

"You don't even have the guts to practice magic with me?" Li Xiuyuan shook his head.

Du Wen blushed and quibbled: "Well, how can this be the same? Disgusting doesn't mean I have no guts. This matter cannot be compared. How can you use a piece of shit to test someone's guts? You are clearly teasing me. "

"Really? Then look at what your piece of shit is now?" Li Xiuyuan said.

But when Du Wen looked at it, he was shocked to find that the shit turned into a piece of silver and fell on the ground.

"This, this is a spell." He was both surprised and delighted: "It's amazing, silver can turn into dog shit, and dog shit can also turn into silver."

For a moment, he was so excited that he couldn't wait to learn this spell.

Li Xiuyuan said: "I think the result is very clear, you don't have the potential to practice, so you can go."

After he finished speaking, he waved his hand, as if motioning for you to leave.

Du Wen hurriedly said: "This, this doesn't count. I didn't know that it was transformed by your spell. If you knew, how would you avoid it? You can't use this reason that I don't believe in to convince me."

"Oh, is that so?"

Li Xiuyuan smiled: "Since you don't admit that your courage is not enough, then I'll try again, but what if you still can't do it? I made a concession, you have to pay some price, right? Otherwise, I would be at a disadvantage, wouldn't I?"

"Of course it won't make you suffer. Since you said that, I'm not stingy. The 1000 taels of silver here should be considered as compensation for you." Du Wen pointed to a box of silver.

"One thousand taels of silver? No matter, I will reluctantly agree, but you have to be careful this time."

After Li Xiuyuan finished speaking, he suddenly pointed at the top of Du Wen's head and said, "Young Master Du, look, what is that thing on top of your head?"

Du Wen looked up subconsciously.

But for some unknown reason, a big snake was suddenly entangled on the beam above his head. This big snake was as thick as a man's waist, with hideous scales, and a scarlet tongue sticking out. Those scarlet eyes are even more chilling, they are the ones who dare to face the fierce tiger.
The warriors did not dare to face the boa constrictor.

And at the moment Du Wen raised his head, the giant python suddenly opened its bloody mouth, let out a neigh, and opened its mouth to bite him.

"Ah~!"

Du Wen's face turned pale with fright, his whole body convulsed instantly, and he collapsed on the ground, unable to even speak.

But when the giant python bit down, it disappeared in an instant. There was no python in sight, only a leaf floating from nowhere.

"Young Master Du, I can see your courage very clearly. You are really not suitable for learning spells. Go back." Li Xiuyuan walked over, patted his head, was stunned for him, and was almost scared out of his body. soul.

If this courageous person is frightened, it is very likely that his soul will escape from his body.

At that time, there must be a serious illness, and the Taoist will need to summon the soul to cast spells to cure him.

After being slapped by Li Xiuyuan, Du Wen came back to his senses in shock. At this moment, he only felt that his whole body was limp and his hands and feet were cold.

Recalling the terrible scene just now, I still have lingering fears in my heart. After a while of fear, I only feel a chill behind my back, which is the cold sweat from being frightened.

"Han Meng, to see off the guest, take another 1000 taels of silver from him, and you can share the 1000 taels of silver with the people in the escort agency and your subordinates. You have worked hard recently." Li Xiuyuan said.

"Thank you, young master." Han Meng was overjoyed.

Unexpectedly, the 1000 taels earned from this dandy was rewarded to himself and others.

Not only him, but also the other escort heads are all very hot-eyed and a little excited in their hearts. There are not many people in this escort agency, and if one person is divided, there are dozens of taels of silver at least. This is a lot of money. .

The owner's magnanimity is really not nonsense.

"Wait, wait, Li Xiuyuan, you wait." Suddenly, Du Wen didn't know where the strength came from, suddenly stood up and grabbed Li Xiuyuan's hand: "Give me one more chance, just give me one more time, I just now I was frightened because I didn't have any preparations, and now I definitely won't, you can

You have to teach me spells, you agreed before. "

Li Xiuyuan smiled and said: "Mr. Du, your courage is not enough. How can I teach you spells? Don't I teach you spells not to let you catch ghosts and eliminate demons, but to tease the people? You are even afraid of a giant python like this Look, do you know that real demons are thousands of times more terrifying than this? Needless to say

, let's go, let's pretend you haven't been here today. "

If it wasn't for this Du Wen's visit, the visitor was just a guest, so it's not easy to kick him out, he would have been kicked out a long time ago.

"I really hope to learn the magic of catching ghosts and eliminating demons. Give me one more chance. It will be the last time. If it doesn't work, I swear that I will never disturb you. I can also apologize to you for the previous things." Du Wen said.

Judging by his appearance, it is clear that he wants to renege on his debt and won't leave here.

"My patience is limited, and if you have made your promise, you still drag me to let me teach you spells. Isn't that unreasonable?" Li Xiuyuan said calmly, "I don't think you are the servant of the Ministry of Punishment. The young master treats you courteously, but I am the host and you are the guest, and you are also the guest today.

It's not that I'm looking for trouble, I'm only being polite to you. "

"You have seen your own ability, so it's meaningless to pester you like this."

"I'll give you all the money, can you give me one last chance?" Du Wen hurriedly said again: "Just the last time, you should be able to see my sincerity."

Li Xiuyuan rubbed his head and said: "Forget it, it's not a solution for you to pester me like this, then well, I'm giving you this third chance, but I'll lower the difficulty a little this time, lest you think I meant to make things difficult for you."

"Thank you, Mr. Li." Du Wen was delighted again.

Li Xiuyuan moved his eyes slightly, pointed to the yard outside the door and said, "Look, there's a pile of dog shit over there, go out and pick it up."

Another shit?

Du Wen's face suddenly turned ugly, and he saw a pile of fresh shit outside the door.

Why does this Li Xiuyuan always use this disgusting thing to test his guts?
However, thinking about the matter of the money turning into shit before, he took a few breaths and said, "I'll just take it."

Immediately, Du Wen walked out, suppressing his nausea and picking up the shit on the ground.

"How is it? What's the guts of my son? It should be fine now." Du Wen asked in disgust, he could even feel the warmth of the handful of shit in his hand.

Just pulled it not long ago.

"Not yet, it's just picking it up, it can't prove anything, you have to eat that shit." Li Xiuyuan said.

What?have eaten.

Du Wen was shocked and said in an instant: "This, how can this be a test?"

Han Meng, Sha Jin and others next to him couldn't help grinning when they heard this.

This young master is really scheming enough to play tricks on him with such disgusting things.

"It's fine if you don't eat it, and I won't force you, but you can bring that shit in first." Li Xiuyuan said.

and many more.

Hearing this, Du Wen's eyelids twitched, and when he looked at the shit in his hand, he felt that it might be a cover-up. The thing in his hand might not be shit, or it might have been transformed by something else.

This Li Xiuyuan is using something to deceive himself again,

I won't be fooled again.

"No, I'll eat it. Will I be able to pass your test after I eat it?" Du Wen said.

"Well, of course." Li Xiuyuan said.

Du Wen immediately turned his heart away, pinched his nose and held the shit in his hand to his eyes. After deliberating for a long time, he finally turned his heart away, opened his mouth and bit it down.

"Hey~!"

Han Meng, Sha Jin and the others in the lobby immediately frowned, and couldn't help but let out a little gasp. Although they knew in their hearts that this was something transformed by the young master, they still felt disgusted if they didn't see the truth.

"Sweet?"

Suddenly, Du Wen felt that the thing in his mouth was not dirty at all, but rather sweet, so he couldn't help but taste it.

Sure enough, it's sweet, and it's something that changes.

Li Xiuyuan said suddenly at this moment: "By the way, does Sha Jin have a dog in the security agency recently?"

"No." Sha Jin said.

Li Xiuyuan murmured: "This is a little strange, why is there a pile of dog shit in the yard?"

"Isn't it transformed by the young master's spell?" Han Meng next to him asked in surprise.

Li Xiuyuan said: "I didn't cast a spell, so I just wanted Mr. Du to bring it in for me to see, so I can make sure what's going on."

"So that shit really is."

Immediately, all eyes turned to Du Wen outside the door.

And at this moment, someone has subconsciously moved away from him.

Du Wen couldn't help but stop talking when he heard the conversation of several people, and unconsciously put his hands down from his mouth, then raised his head in horror and looked at Li Xiuyuan.

(End of this chapter)