I'm Mrs.

Chapter 51
A black living creature jumped at the man from the wall, "Get out of here!!"

The moment he fell, the man disappeared immediately, and at the same time, King Kong in the front yard also started to bark wildly.

I squatted there blankly, looking at the black thing falling from the top of the wall in front of my eyes, my body trembling uncontrollably, "You are, you are... small, small nuisance?"

The living creature was dark in body, bigger than a rabbit, with a sharp mouth and bright eyes, "Sibao, that blood is for your second uncle to ward off evil spirits and protect your body. You can't touch anything that is extremely yin or yang, because you will be exploited and die!"

It was a little nasty voice, I looked at it in disbelief, "You are not a mouse, you are... a dog."

Little Nasty sprained his front legs suddenly, glanced at the door of the second uncle's room and jumped up, and when he flew over the wall, he heard an unhappy voice, "I'm not a dog!"

Grandma opened the door and ran towards the front yard. After running a few steps, she looked back at me in surprise, "Sibao, what are you doing here!"

I scratched my head in a daze, and spoke incoherently, "There is a man who wants to take me away, and a dog jumped out, no, Little Hate said it wasn't a dog."

Grandma stepped forward to help me with some worry, "Man, have you seen a man?"

I grunted, "He said he would take me away, but Xiao Nuan wouldn't let me go with him, and that man disappeared."

"Little nuisance?"

Grandma frowned, "Is it something that has been helping you?"

"I don't know. The little hate said that he wouldn't let me get up and go with him. It always likes to talk in my ear. I think it is very annoying."

Grandma looked serious, "What does it look like?"

"It's very dark and has a pointed face. In fact, as long as it doesn't talk to me furtively, I think it looks pretty cute."

Grandma seemed to be thinking when she heard what I said, "Black, with a pointed face..." Before she finished reading, she took a breath, "Sibao, don't name people blindly, they are helping you, you know, come on. , enter the house first, enter the house!"

Grandma greeted me as soon as she saw me, "Isn't that thing here? Why is the Four Treasures outside?"

Grandma's expression was a little serious, "It's time to move the Four Treasures, and it was blocked by something that helped the Four Treasures."

"Moving the Four Treasures? How is it possible? Our Four Treasures have nothing but life..."

"Sibao must have touched the blood I dripped outside. My elder brother said that when things go to extremes, they will turn back. That thing can come quietly. Seeing Sibao like this, he will definitely attack."

Grandma still didn't understand, "Then who helped Sibao block it, what is it?"

Grandma waved her hand, "If you encounter a shortage, you will be destroyed. You are a noble person, so you should not talk too much."

"Mom, is Ruowen over?"

Grandma nodded, "It'll be fine if you wipe off the blood, thanks to Mingyue, that thing won't be able to scare Ruowen from now on..."

I looked at the second uncle on the kang, the middle of his back was covered with blood spots stabbed by grandma, faintly, I could make out a word, "Really...Grandma, is it true?"

"Suppress!" Grandma frowned, "I don't believe I can't suppress him!"

That night, after my grandma took me back to the front room, I knelt down in front of Mama Hei's hall to offer incense to her, and kept teaching me to say thank you Mama Hei for taking care of the children of the Xue family.

I imitated my grandmother's words like a gourd painting, and I didn't know what to thank, but I didn't ask too much when I saw that my grandmother was in a good mood.

After the Chinese New Year, my grandma finally complied with my request and sent me to my uncle and grandpa. Before leaving, my grandma was a little dissatisfied with my joyful attitude, "Sibao, you don't miss my grandma when you go to the mountains."

I looked at my grandma with a smile, "Think, I'll be back after I stay for a few days."

Grandma smiled after listening to me, "Come back early, be obedient."

I said yes, and when I walked a long way, I turned my head and waved to Grandma Xiaoliu who was standing at the door. When I lowered my arms and looked back, I suddenly saw Grandma's head falling off her neck!

"Wow!!"

Grandma was taken aback by my reaction, "What's wrong with you, you don't want to go."

I shook my head blankly, looked at my grandma and rubbed my eyes vigorously, it's okay, my grandma is still standing at the door and waving at me, is it because I'm too excited to go to my uncle's place so my eyes are dazzled?

Grandma shook her head helplessly, "This child is startled every day, let's go, I'll send it to you early and I'll come back soon."

I said oh, walked a few steps and looked back at my grandma. I didn't dare to tell my grandma that I just saw my grandma's brain fall off. I think my grandma must call me nonsense again.

Originally Xiaoliu wanted to go with me, but when I said that my uncle and grandpa didn’t have a TV there and drank porridge every day, he quit, saying what’s the point of that, how nice it is to watch cartoons at home.

Uncle and grandpa are good, actually I can’t tell, is it the door where I can’t figure out where the key is, or the story of countless gentlemen?

I don't know, I just like it, I like to be with my uncle, and Xiaoliu said that there is no one to play there, so I don't think, there is Xiaolu, I don't know how much fun it is.

……

"Bao Si, don't you still like going to school?"

I sat on the edge of the kang and watched my uncle water the little orange tree. The leaves that I shook off had all grown out, and they were full of small yellow fruits during the Chinese New Year. I was greedy and picked them secretly. I ate one secretly, and I couldn't open my eyes because of the sourness. Uncle looked at me and smiled, saying that this is for watching, not eating.

"I don't like it, the back of my neck hurts."

The uncle still smiled lightly, and looked back at me, "At this time last year, I took you up the mountain to pick wild vegetables."

I nodded and said, "Grandpa, I like it. I didn't live enough here during the Chinese New Year. This time, the school will not have a few days off. I still can't live enough. You tell grandma, let me be like last year." Stay here until autumn, okay, I want to go up the mountain to pick wild vegetables with you, and find a place to play."

The uncle put down the watering can and looked at me, "You really want to live here forever."

"think."

"Then do you still remember the two questions your uncle posed last year?"

question?
I looked at the tree behind my uncle, "Is it counting?"

The uncle and grandpa nodded, "I said, I have to ask three questions. In this way, I will ask another question. As long as you answer it correctly, then you don't have to go to school in the future, and you can live here forever."

As soon as I heard it, I was happy, "Good!"

"But this question is a secret, I can't tell you, can you do it?"

"can!"

My uncle patted my head, "Bao Si, who do you hate the most in the village?"

This really stumped me, I shook my head, "No."

"If someone scolds you and doesn't like you, don't you hate them?"

I stared blankly at my uncle and grandpa, "Hate, what is it?"

The light in the uncle's eyes was very bright, "It's because you hate him very much, you don't want to listen to him, and you don't want to see him again."

I shook my head, "No, there is no one I don't want to see, that is, Grandpa Chen and Grandpa Li will say that I am a funeral star when they see me, will they not let me play Xiaoqiaoer, and always let my grandma beat me, but I Don't hate them, and neither do I..."

"All right."

My uncle interrupted me softly, "Do you like playing with fire?"

"like."

"That's good." Uncle and grandpa sighed, "Go to your grandpa Chen's house to play with fire. The bigger the fire, the better. If you want to burn the house down, can you do it?"

I thought about my uncle's words, "But my grandma won't let me play with fire, she will beat me up."

"It's a secret."

The uncle said softly, "Don't let others find you playing with fire, otherwise your grandma won't know."

I scratched my head, that's right, it's fine if my grandma doesn't find out, and I nodded cheerfully, "Okay, I'll go play with grandpa Chen's fire when I get back!"

Uncle raised his eyebrows, "Don't worry about this question, just come back during your summer vacation and tell me if you haven't finished it. Remember, you can't let Grandpa Chen know that you are playing with fire, otherwise, he won't let you have fun."

I nodded solemnly, "I understand, no one can know about this!" As I spoke, my eyes lit up with a smile, "Then uncle, do I not need to go to school after I finish it?"

"Yes, after you tell my uncle the answer, my uncle will decide whether to accept you as an apprentice."

(End of this chapter)