I'm Mrs.

Chapter 359
The head is very clear, all the pictures flashed across my head and overlapped, and finally twisted into a stream of air to get through all the stagnant thinking! !
"Fourth Sister!!"

Xiao Liu was still tugging at my arm, "Let's go first, there are too many, this thing..."

"Get out of the way!!"

I pushed Xiao Liu away with my hand back, and swung my sickle again at the worm in front of me who was about to get up!

"Take off your coat and give it to me!!"

"what?"

Xiao Liu stared at me, "You..."

"hurry up!!"

'Puff! ~~' Sounds sounded one after another, the back of the bug was cut and exploded by me, and the black blood with hard-shelled foam kept flying in front of my eyes. The strength did not dare to stop for a moment, "Hurry up! Coat!!!"

Xiao Liu didn't know if he was frightened by my appearance or what, he hurriedly took off the camouflage jacket he was wearing outside, "Here you are!!!"

I pursed my lips tightly, the blood in the worm's stomach is not afraid of washing my face, but it is still disgusting when it gets into my mouth, so my lips must be closed tightly, and I am still digging vigorously with one hand, until the worm is chopped again After nothing happened, he took Xiao Liu's coat with his backhand, and wrapped it around the big bug's corpse with force. He let out a 'pooh' and spit out some bloody saliva, "Hold it and go!!"

"what?"

Wiping the sticky liquid on my face again, I turned my head and stared at Xiao Liu, "Ah what, go back with this thing! Hurry up!!!!"

"It, it...it will live!!"

"Grinding!"

I couldn't take it anymore, I threw the sickle in my hand and quickly clamped the big bug into my armpit. To be honest, I almost let out its blood, and its stomach was deflated, so I clamped it , there are only a few big grasshopper legs drooping and very long, the real thing is not too heavy!
When Xiao Liu saw that I was here by myself, he didn't dare to say anything more, so he took the bug over without saying a word, and kept urging, "Fourth sister, let's go down the mountain, and all the bugs will go up in a while." What to do!"

I looked up at the bright sun, and looked at the army of bugs around me who were five or six meters away from me, and those who were only seven or eight meters away. Only this place dares to play tricks on me, because there is the sun!I'm afraid of a bird! !

"you go first!!"

After uttering a few words, I cut off another large dog's tail grass with a sickle, and when I heard the rustling sound, I pointed my sickle at them with my eyes wide open, threatening silently, who would dare to yell? , Whoever comes, I will hack to death! !
The sickle was pointed, and the feet were slowly retreating. These big insects really didn't take a step further, either showing their heads under the tiles or making rustling sounds with their sharp teeth in the grass.

Basically, they were watching me off, and they just 'hacked' one of their comrades away alive!

It wasn't until I retreated more than ten or 20 meters that I turned around and followed the road that Xiao Liu had just cut with a scythe and went down the mountain quickly. !
Xiao Liu hugged the large worm. To be honest, I felt that he didn't dare to breathe smoothly. Almost every five or six meters he would quickly lift off his clothes to look at the worm's face, for fear that it would wake up secretly. They are attacking him or something!

I didn't say anything, filtering these data in my mind is one thing, and on the other hand, I'm also afraid, so what if I'm [-]% sure in my heart, isn't there still [-]% that is hanging in the air, even if I predict that these bugs are Those who are afraid of the sun, who knows if they will suddenly take the wrong medicine and catch up, can I kill a reinforced platoon with just a small scythe, just kidding!

Therefore, you have to come down from the No. [-] outpost, and wait until you are in a safe area, so that you can put your heart in your stomach a little bit!
"Fourth Sister!!"

As soon as he arrived at the village road at the foot of the mountain, Xiao Liu threw the bug he was holding onto the ground with a 'plop', turned his face and looked at me wiping his sweat, "You, what are you doing with this genetically mutated thing? If he is still alive in a while..."

I was so tired that I couldn't stop breathing heavily, looking at the long legs of the worm on the ground, it's not an exaggeration to say that it's enough to fry a plate.

"You know what a fart, what are we doing up there, everyone in the village is staring at it, don't let everyone know who the biter is..."

Xiao Liu frowned and grinned when he heard what I said, "Yes, I know what you think, but this thing is dangerous, can you get it into the village, what will happen once it comes back to life!"

I cut it, "It wakes up! If it weren't for the No. [-] post, it would be a louse!!"

As I said that, I waved my sickle, "Besides, even if it wakes up, wouldn't it still be me? What are you afraid of!"

"Lice?"

Xiao Liu was puzzled, and pointed to the large dogtail grass in my hand, "What are you doing with a corn seedling in your hand, this thing is useful..."

"This is dogtail grass!"

I was speechless, "You know Shaggy Dog, the one we used to play with when we were young and stick our beards on our faces!!"

Xiao Liu was stunned, "Shaggy Dog... You're kidding me, this is clearly a corn seedling!"

Got it!
It seemed that he would not finish this without explaining a few words, and I was tired, so I pinched my waist and taught Xiao Liu a simple lesson, pointed at the big bug on the ground with a sickle, and said, "When you were young, there was a growth on your head. Lice."

"Longer than that."

Xiaoliu said stupidly, "Three or four years old will not grow any longer, that thing will be in the hair, drink blood, it is very itchy and painful, my mother has to comb it for me, comb it out, just squeeze the thing with your nails It exploded, full of blood, like a mosquito..."

I nodded, "This thing is a lice."

At this moment, I should be grateful that I live in the countryside. Children who grow up in the city may never know what lice are all their lives!
Not to mention lice!
"You're kidding!"

Xiao Liu was surprised, and pointed to the large bug on the ground that had stained his camouflage jacket with blood, "That bug is about the size of a sesame seed, and it's about the same size as the mutant species in Starship Troopers!"

"So, this is also a genetic mutation."

I replied lightly, "Hurry up and go back to the village, there are many things to do."

Ignoring Xiaoliu's questioning, I continued walking towards the village with the bristlegrass. I couldn't stand the smell of death on my body. I knew that I had killed a bug, but those who didn't know thought I was kill!

"Oh... who is that..."

From a long distance, I saw these lovely folks in Baishan Village.

They were in groups, looking at me from a distance, but they didn't recognize me, and said, "Who is that! Who is that..."

"Xiao Liu? Isn't it Xiao Liu who is holding something!"

"Oh my god! Why did Bao Si get blood all over his face!!"

"The ground tiger can bite!!"

"Look! What Xiao Liu is holding seems to be a cutworm!!!"

"That thigh! See that thigh, it's so long!!"

When I approached, these villagers exploded. They didn't dare to approach at first, but kept asking me if the one in Xiaoliu's arms was dead. After getting my affirmative answer, they cheered inexplicably!
"Bao Si beat the ground tiger to death!!"

"The ground tiger is a mutant grasshopper!!!"

The villagers surrounded me, and I almost didn't need to speak. Every ten meters or so, some villagers would call out for me. Passers-by saw the situation and joined in, and they all looked curiously at Xiaoliu who was hugging him in his arms. Although Xiao Liu hugged him tightly, everyone only saw a few legs, but the blood was still there, and the blood soaked the little Liu's worm's coat!

Isn't this obviously dead? Xiao Liu dares to hug him if he isn't dead?

If I don't die, can I have blood all over my face?

So there is no need for me to waste my tongue, I was a little younger and quickly made a reasoning, saying that I went to the No. [-] outpost to find this cutworm, and eliminated it through a heroic fight!

It is not an exaggeration to say that I really became a triumphant hero on the way home. Every villager who joined was trying their best to praise and praise me. The scene where the queen returned to Qinghe County and was embraced!

I saw that everyone was very emotional, so I didn't rush to explain first. It felt good. I walked in the front with a sickle in one hand and a dog's tail grass in the other. I was covered in blood, my face was black and red, and I looked embarrassed. , but the state is extremely trembling.

Xiao Liu followed me, and at first he was worried about the 'bomb' in his arms, but as he walked, he didn't know whether it was because the bug was too honest or was praised by everyone, and finally his little neck also raised up. He followed the villagers' words arrogantly.

"What? I'm afraid! I have nothing to be afraid of. My fourth sister was hacked to death with a few scythes. Hey, you don't know, the No. [-] post... Hey, hey, don't move! Don't live for a while! Don't touch it yet!!"

I was helpless, but this feeling was really good. Seeing that I was about to walk to the door of the house, I looked at the second aunt who was standing at the door and said, "Second aunt!!"

The second aunt stretched her neck to look at me suspiciously, as if she was sure, and then sure, until I yelled again, "Second aunt!"

"Bao Si?"

She opened her eyes wide and watched me approach, and gave a 'burp' in her mouth, giving a very unexpected reaction, she fainted! !
"Second Aunt!!"

"mom!!"

Now Xiao Liu and I were terrified, and ran to the second aunt who was limp on the ground, "Second aunt, what's wrong with you, second aunt!"

The villagers of Wuyang Wuyang stood behind me, and I kept talking to each other, "Pinch people, quickly!"

Some older ones seemed to understand my second aunt’s reaction, “Bao Si! Your second aunt must have been frightened by you, you are covered in blood! She thought you were bitten!! "

I didn't speak, and pinched the second aunt's person with my hand, until I saw the second aunt's eyelids trembled a few times and opened, and when I saw me, I was shocked again, "Bao Si...Bao Si, you are, This is……"

"I'm fine."

I was eager to explain, and wiped my face, "This is not my blood..."

"Ah, it's not yours."

The second aunt turned pale with fright, "You were fine before you left the house, I thought..."

"Mingyue! Bao Si Lao is capable! The ground tigers are all killed!!"

The villagers surrounding me began to praise my feat again. The second aunt was supported by the villagers and went to look at the big guy in Xiaoliu's arms. After taking a look, she said "Oh my god" again, all of them said in horror , "Take it, take it, this, this, what!!"

"Mom! It's okay, I'm dead!!"

Xiao Liu is not as cowardly as he was on the mountain, "I'm holding it, nothing happened!!"

"It's okay, Second Aunt."

I was still consoling, and looked back at the villagers who followed me. I conservatively estimated that there would be forty or fifty of them. My yard was hard to install!

There is no way, after thinking about it, I can only change the position, and with a proud wave of the arm, I lead the villagers towards the village committee. There is an open space there, and there are usually big events in the village, such as the village election meeting. There, you can toss away!

Along the way, the crowd doubled directly, I was still walking in the front, Xiao Liu followed me, Second Aunt was supported by kind villagers in the crowd, everyone was talking eagerly, they were very excited, excited I even forgot my original intention of going to Outpost No. [-] to hunt cutworms, and completely forgot about the innocent soul!
Even Uncle Li, Uncle Feng, and Uncle Zhao followed. They were amazed at the tiger in Xiao Liu's arms, and asked from time to time to open it to see its real body. Xiao Liu disagreed and hugged it tightly. I walked towards the village committee and said loudly, "The village chief has to look at it first! My fourth sister wants to discuss with the village chief how to solve this matter!"

Needless to say, this is quite a point. I really have to rely on the village chief to solve this matter. Otherwise, I can’t get so many bugs on my own. Killing three or four in a day is enough for me to work hard. It's the end of the year, so you have to pray that their reproductive ability is weak!

As soon as they walked to the large square at the entrance of the village committee, some fast-legged villagers had already run into the village committee office to call out the village chief. Together with them, there were also the village branch secretary and some team cadres in the village. I don't know the middle-aged man in overalls next to the village chief, but everyone else is familiar.

"What happened."

As soon as the village chief came out to see the situation, he was stunned, "Why are people here, what happened!"

"Village chief! Cutworm! Bao Si killed the cutworm!!"

The villagers began to explain to me again in a hurry, and the village chief frowned after listening for a while, pushed aside the crowd and walked in front of me, wondering, "Bao Si?"

I nodded, and didn't pour it out to look in the mirror. Is there really a lot of blood? The degree of recognition is so low.

"You went to Post No. [-] and killed the cutworm?"

Hearing him continue to ask questions, I signaled Xiao Liu to stand over and pointed to the thing he was holding, "This is the cutworm that everyone talks about, and it is also a thing that bites people at night."

The village head stared straight at the big guy in Xiao Liu's arms, "This is, what kind of bug."

"Lice."

"what?"

The village chief had the same reaction as Xiao Liu before, "I look at this like a big grasshopper, look at this leg..."

The man in overalls standing next to the village chief was also watching the big worm carefully, "It's impossible for an insect to grow so big."

Perhaps the village chief saw that the man was puzzled by me, so he opened his mouth and introduced, "Gong Liu, this is Baosi from our village, Baosi, this is Gong Liu, the person in charge of bombing our No. [-] outpost. Come here, just to tell me about this, he said that they detected some kind of gas under the No. [-] outpost, Liu Gong, what kind of gas is there?"

Liu Gong frowned seriously, "We found that the underground of that outpost is under a lot of pressure, and there are a lot of hydrogen and some other chemical gas components. The ignition point is very low, and it is extremely flammable and explosive."

As he spoke, he still got angry, "Our commander was the closest to the No. [-] outpost, so he was affected and poisoned by chemical gas..."

I didn't say a word, looking at the things in Xiaoliu's arms, after getting the scientific basis, it was even more impressive.

"Then Liu Gong, what's the matter with this bug? This is what's down there. You guys blew up the stuff under outpost No. [-], you know?"

The village head listened in a cloud of mist, and waved impatiently when he saw the noise of people, "Everyone be quiet!!"

After the volume was controlled for a few minutes, he looked at this Liu Gong and continued to question, "You can't just say something with gas and come out confused, you have seen this tiger, right? Bite, the medical expenses are not a small amount, the village has to take care of it, but we can't take care of the fifteenth day of the first day of the junior high school. This is Baosi from our village, a famous gentleman. If it weren't for her, who is this tiger? If you dare to arrest them, you are the ones who bombed this, and you have to be responsible.”

Liu Gong was also said to be helpless, "I also acted according to the documents above. To put it bluntly, isn't the bombing of the No. [-] whistle in the future a benefit for your village? It's useless if you tell me about it."

When I saw that they were about to choke, I was a little anxious, so I raised my hand to interrupt the two of them, "Village Chief, let's deal with things one by one, first solve this so-called cutworm, and then we can talk about other things, okay?" !!"

The village chief seemed to have just realized it, looked at me and nodded, "Yes, why did you kill this ground tiger! What kind of evil thing is this thing!!"

"It's not evil."

I slowed down my tone, pondered for a while and glanced at Liu Gong. "Actually, what Liu Gong said is correct. There is indeed energy under the No. [-] outpost."

As I said that, before the village chief could speak, I signaled Xiao Liu to put the big worm wrapped in clothes on a stone platform in the square. This stone platform was built by the village chief for the convenience of the meeting. It is also used to hold some village evenings in the village as a stage, just right, and now it can be used by me.

After Xiao Liu put the things on it, I whispered a few words in his ear. Xiao Liu was puzzled, but seeing my firm eyes, he turned around and ran out of the crowd. I immediately climbed up the stone platform and looked at the village chief. One glance, "Is there a loudspeaker?"

Surrounded by so many people, if he shouted dryly, his vocal cords would be torn even if he was not dumb.

The village head nodded, and within 2 minutes someone brought me a loudspeaker. I stood on the stage, and when I looked out, there were all the faces of the villagers who were curious and curious, and the wind swept across them. , I calmed down, tried the effect twice, and then said, "First of all, I want to refute the rumors here. What the cutworm said is purely nonsense and nonsense."

"what!!"

The expected reaction from the crowd was strong, and they kept pointing at the corpse of the bug on the stage. "Then what is this? We've never seen it before. It's not a cutworm!"

I didn't say much, with a 'Hula'~, I shook off my clothes and lifted off the camouflage uniform wrapped around the bug, "You can see for yourself, what does it look like!!"

The crowd rushed forward, chattering, "Cockroaches! Big cockroaches!!"

"No! Cockroach wings are not so short! I look like a grasshopper!!"

"A grasshopper doesn't have a tail! It's an ant, isn't there a kind of ant that grows like this!!"

"Pull it down! Have you ever seen such a big ant!!"

The village head and Liu Gong also watched carefully, and there was no sound. The bug is actually not easy to distinguish now, mainly because of the stomach, which was deflated by me. The blood should not be wasted at all, and it was sprayed on me. I don't know if it belongs to my second uncle, or some old man...

"Bao Si, don't be a fool! You say it's not a cutworm, so what the hell is it!!"

I raised my eyes and looked at everyone calmly, with the loudspeaker still in front of my mouth, "Lice, it's lice."

"What?!!"

"Impossible! I haven't seen that thing in years!"

"Yeah, lice don't even have tails!!!"

"Look at that big long tail!!!"

I didn't speak in a hurry, let everyone talk about it, anyway, I can't do much today, I just poured out the time to let my mind rest.

Zheng Huan, who was discussing among the masses, had an older man approached him and carefully measured it, and then let out a 'sigh'~, "It's a bit like..."

The person next to him interrupted him, "That louse doesn't even have a tail!"

The older one frowned, "No, there is a kind of lice that has a tail, and it's just that people can't grow it. Back then, when my mother passed away, I saw that she had this kind of lice all over her body. People in the past eat simple food, without pesticides, and they love growing up, and everyone who is old knows it!"

As soon as the words came out, people became unsure again, and kept asking me, a big bug, "Really? Are there really any lice? Then why are they so big!!"

The older man shook his head, "I don't know, it looks a bit similar."

I looked at the older man but smiled, or he could be quite perverted, his face was black and red, and he smiled and showed his white teeth, "Uncle Yu, you are really right, this is a louse!"

The crowd was in an uproar, and most of them believed in it, but most of them questioned it. The key is a big one!

I raised my hand to signal for everyone to be quiet, and continued to explain, "This louse is a kind of worm that grows in the flesh of the old man before it died. It can be seen with the naked eye, but it can't be picked out or wiped off. Drop off, eat the last of the old man's blood, live and work in peace and contentment on the old man's body, and breed offspring.

Until the old man dies, they will follow the old man into the soil, and until the flesh and blood under the old man's skin are gone, they will multiply in the coffin, and finally, they will borrow the bodies of some bugs or mice to return to the public's view and live endlessly . "

The crowd was consciously quiet, and they were naturally surprised to hear my words, "Bao Si, what do you mean, this louse is only looking for old people who can't do it?"

I nodded, "Yes, they like to find old people and live in meat."

Uncle Yu nodded after listening to my words, "That's right, that's right, my mother's was in the meat back then, it couldn't be wiped off, and I could see it!"

Some people pointed at me, "Then where did this come from! How can it be so big!"

"Let me first tell you where it came from."

It's been a long time, so I raised my spirits slightly, "The elders in the village must still remember Han Lin's grandma!"

The villagers looked at each other, "Remember, didn't the old lady die from soot poisoning? Whoops! In Xiaobei's house, Sun Guixiang did it all!"

"Don't mention Sun Guixiang! She died a miserable death in the end! All the corpses were dismembered!"

I watched everyone chattering, and I was confident in everyone's memory. Although it happened more than ten years ago, it couldn't stop Han Lin's family from being full of moths. Just Han Lin's mother alone, give it to our village. How many topics have been created, it is hard to forget!

When the voice of the people quieted down a bit, I continued, "There must be elders who remember, Grandma Han Lin, where is she buried?"

"At...post No. [-]!!"

"Yes! I remember, Han Dayong said that the old lady in their family was not considered dead, so she was buried at the No. [-] outpost! Back then, I had a good relationship with Han Dayong, and I followed her to send it off, right there Already!"

Look, remember all!
Seeing that everyone followed my train of thought, I continued, "I was a child back then, and everyone knows that I was very naughty when I was a child. Before Grandma Han Lin died, I went to see her. It was covered with these lice. Everyone knew that Han Lin's grandma was still buried in the burial, so after she was buried, the lice must still be on her body. Therefore, the big bug you see now is The lice on Grandma Han Lin's arm!"

Unexpectedly, after a few years of scratching my hand, it turned out to be a hole for me to fill!

"Is this from the old lady of the Han family?"

The crowd took a step back in an extremely tacit understanding, and looked at me with a bit of horror, "Baosi, you mean the old lady of the Han family has come out to be a demon!"

I smiled and shook my head, "Of course not, Han Lin's grandma has been on the road for a long time, and the physical body has long been meaningless to her. These lice are on her body, but they are not controlled by her will, that is to say , this matter has nothing to do with Han Lin's grandma, there is no such thing as a ghost."

Just kidding, the old lady has already finished the trouble, isn't it because I gave three catties and six taels of paper to the disaster? Grandma invited all the long-eared fairy to send her, and offered carrots to prevent me from stealing. What about eating, I remember Menqing all these things, so what reason does the old lady have to come back to make trouble?Maybe it's already reincarnated down below!
Everyone still looked at each other in puzzlement, thinking that what I said was reasonable, but felt that it was not subject to scrutiny. The most important thing is, why do you say what you say? If this is a louse, how can it grow so big, like a pig Like a cub!
"Baosi! If you say it's not haunted, then the old lady has been dead for many years, and the bones are gone! Why are the lice still there!"

This is the key point, which is the so-called qi in Liu Gong's mouth.

"It's very simple. These lice tails have been suppressed by the No. [-] post. They have a strong ability to survive. They will eat any carrion, raw flesh and blood, so they can live on anything they pick up in the ground these years until they are blown out. It’s just seeing the sun.”

Therefore, it can be regarded as a femininity, and it is also very afraid of the sun!
(End of this chapter)