I'm Mrs.

Chapter 1 I'm a Fool
My life is hard.

These are the words that have been lingering in my ears since I was born. The blind fortune teller in the village said that I was born under the sign of the White Tiger, and I was born rigid, and Kefuke restrained myself.

Of course, I feel that I have gained such a reputation because I have no way to choose my background, and I can’t control my mother and my second aunt giving birth at the same time. I landed safely, but my second aunt had a dystocia. died.

This account, somehow, is on my head. If I have to say that I am dead, I am wronged. There is really no reason to go.

The end of April in the lunar calendar in [-] was the day I landed. The reason why people remember the day I was born so clearly is that after the spring of that year, there was a lot of rain, and the crops that had just been planted in the field were very wet. It's going to be waterlogged, it's damp everywhere.

My mother and my second aunt were like a competition. With their stomachs upright, they yelled wave after wave in the room regardless of priority. The sound was so loud that even the dogs in the village were scared to wilt when they heard it.

Blind Chen and Blind Li, who passed by my door, chattered outside the gate of my house against the light rain when they heard the noise in the yard.

"Old Li, did you hear that, I don't know whose child came out first, and delivered two at the same time, enough for Fengnian to drink a pot."

Li Blind raised a smile from the corner of his mouth, "Fengnian is a well-known midwife in these ten miles and eight villages, and she can't miss it. Besides, being able to give birth to my daughter-in-law and my own daughter at the same time is a happy thing. , maybe, in a while, the grandson will come out holding the grandson in one hand and the grandson in the other!"

Blind Chen nodded approvingly, "Yes, we'll just wait here, just in time to congratulate you after the birth, and ask for a glass of wine, and lunch will be settled!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden muffled thunder in the pattering rain. Blind Chen hurriedly raised his head, staring at the sky as if he could see it, and said, "Old Li, did you hear that, this is the roar of a tiger..."

Blind Li closed his shriveled eyelids and glanced at the dark sky, "Well, it's a good omen. At noon in the Wuwu month of the Wuchen year, the general of the sky will be a white tiger. His nature is straightforward, his nature is gentle, he has a heart of universal love and compassion, kindness and kindness, lofty and generous, simple and innocent, masculine and strong, and he is a leader!"

Blind Chen nodded repeatedly, "Old Xue's family has finally come to Fuxing, but I don't know if it was born by Fengnian girl or daughter-in-law, but no matter who gave birth to this boy, he will definitely be a good-looking talent in the future. It's the champion."

The two blind men were doing their calculations, when they heard the sound of a baby gurgling and laughing in the yard. At the same time, the sky was bright and the sun was pouring out through the thick clouds. The blind man who was feeling emotional suddenly shivered, " Old Li, did you hear the laughter? The old Xue’s family gave birth to a pervert again?!”

Blind Li also had a terrified expression on his face, "No! It's a woman! A White Tiger woman is born with a man's life, and her fate is too hard. Can this survive!"

As soon as the words fell, the door of my grandma's house was pushed open, and the two blind men, Chen and Li, rushed forward, as if they could see it, "Fengnian, your family is out of the way again, isn't it? Ruowen’s little Cui’er or Ruojun’s?”

My grandma moved her lips dully twice, "Two big brothers, go get the blower from the village..."

"what?!"

Blind Chen Li was shocked at the same time, "Looking for a blower?! Who is gone, Ruojun is gone!"

Listen, at such a critical moment, the two blind men thought my mother was gone. It is said that my second aunt, whom I have never met, is very big.

'Chuishou' is the suona team that the village goes to when there are funerals. As soon as the blowers enter the door, they knock, beat, and cry together. Every family in the village knows that there is no one in this family, and leave their own house. , this is bad luck, no one will deliberately tell the neighbors that someone in our family died, you go and see, they all come in by blowing hands and announce in the village with mourning music, if you hear it, come and go if you want Just leave, don't greet when you come, don't see off when you leave, it looks impolite, but it's actually a rule passed down.

My grandma turned her head and looked at the yard. At that time, my great-grandmother wailed in the room, "Tweety, why did you take the child away like this!"

The two blind men understood at the same time, "Is Ruowen's daughter-in-law gone? Mother and child gone? Then your family Ruojun was born..."

Before they finished speaking, the two blind men glanced at each other, "It's not that Ruojun gave birth to a baby girl whose fate is too hard to give to Ruowen's family..."

"Who dares to say that!"

My grandma was angry at the time, "Having a child is a journey through the gate of hell. My daughter-in-law did not survive this disaster. If both mother and child died, my old Xue family would not be blessed. I, Xue Fengnian, put my words here. If anyone If you dare to gossip about my granddaughter, don't blame me for inviting Mama Hei out to uphold justice!"

As soon as they heard Mama Hei's name, the two blind men looked respectful, "Don't dare, don't dare, let's go find the blower... sorry for you."

As they said, the two supported each other, turned around, walked a few steps, and then looked at grandma, "Fengnian, don't blame us for being talkative, this one was born in your family Ruojun, a female of the zodiac white tiger, her fate is too hard, you'd better ask you Brother, come out and show me, otherwise, I’m afraid I won’t be able to survive.”

My grandma stood there straight, "Our family can handle this by ourselves, please go find the blower..."

This is the episode when I was born. This past incident was mentioned to me several times by Blind Chen Li in the future, and what he said was vivid, as if they were clean, decisive and unruffled when such a big incident happened to my grandma. They all look real.

Of course, every time I finish talking about this matter, I don’t forget to add a sentence at the end, Si’er, you can survive without incident, it depends on your grandma, otherwise, you will not be changed by the top of your life. Become a complete fool, and you will be scolded as a disaster star when you grow up in the future. Not to mention that you killed your second aunt and your aunt's children, but how long you have been in drought since you were born, and the harvest that year Chengdu is gone, it's all up to you!

Sier, did you hear what I said?

I squatted in front of Blind Chen's feet and was playing with clay. Hearing what he said, I raised my head and looked at him with a smirk, "Grandpa Chen, I'm not a fool."

Blind Chen snorted, "It would be fine if you really looked like your mother who smiled and came out as a yin girl, but in the end, you still can't go yin, and your fate must be strong. If you can't go up or down, you're stuck. No, a good fate will make you blind, you won’t cry even if you cry, what is it if you’re not a fool..."

"Then I'm a fool."

I threw the mud off my hands and got up, "Grandpa Chen, I'm going home for dinner!"

"Let's go, let's go! One of your family is out of luck, no, the whole village is also unlucky, there was a drought that year, tsk tsk tsk..."

Blind Chen waved his hand at me, raised his leg and took a step forward, his foot slipped into the hole I dug with live mud, "Oh my God! This little bastard! Xue Baosi! Who told you to lie on my foot? The one who dug the hole in front! Even the blind are bullying, Feng Nian! Your child is so bad and smoking!!!"

I ran back home, passed by the small shop, and saw the son of the proprietress, Mingyue’s family, sitting at the door eating steamed stuffed buns. I paused, and I looked at him, “Rabbit, what are you eating?”

He seldom speaks, ignores me, and eats without hesitation, but the soup in the buns in his hand is squeezed out because of too much force, meat?

With a grunt in my mouth, I took a few steps forward, snatched it up, raised my foot and ran, Xiao Gai’s lips were unresponsive to my sudden attack, and it took me a long time to realize that the bun in my hand flew away, and I opened my mouth wide I started crying, and my mother came out with a broom, "What's wrong, why are you crying, where is the bun..."

"Yes Yes……"

Huo Lip pointed at the direction I ran away and cried out of breath, "Yes... Bao is..."

"Xue Bao four!!"

That Mingyue understood at that time, and shouted in my direction, "Xue Baosi! You little bastard who has a mother and no mother! You even snatched a bun from you! See if I catch you and don't educate your mother your!!"

I was scolded by her and stopped, stood where I was and sang, "Little rabbit, open the door. If you don't open it, I won't open it. Mom didn't come back! Four is four, ten is ten, the rabbit only knows how to open the door." Yes Yes Yes!!"

"you……"

The bright moon raised his teeth, and he flipped the shoe over, "Damn it!! Why did you come out of Baishan Village! Look, I'm not looking for your grandma!!!"

I was humming a song and bouncing home with big meat buns, "I'm not afraid of anything, but I'm afraid that the teacher will find my dad..."

While singing, I was confused, standing at the door of the house scratching my head, "No, I'm not afraid of my dad, why should I be afraid of my dad?"

(End of this chapter)