farm wife

Chapter 44 Ask her for boots

Dayan took the fish down and threw it towards the opposite bank.

The big snake never refuses anyone who comes, and continues to open its mouth wide.

So Dayan picked up one of the crabs in the basket and smashed it. After catching it, Big Snake just paused and continued to swallow it into its mouth.

So Dayan took another crab and threw it over. This time the big snake swallowed it directly without any pause. After swallowing it, he continued to throw provocative eyes and looked at Dayan with contempt in his sinister eyes.

So... Dayan paused, then picked up another one and threw it at it.

Xia Jiu was terrified and speechless, there was something wrong with this dead woman, she couldn't even hide when she saw the big snake, and she even wanted to feed the snake.

Then Xia Jiu realized something was wrong again. There was an oval-shaped stone with the same color as a crab at her feet, which seemed to be picked up by a dead woman.

Hey, that's a rock!

boom!
Xia Jiu froze all over, and glanced across the river bank with her eyeballs.

Immediately, his eyeballs bulged, and he sat down on the ground in fright.

Hit, even hit.

The big snake opened its mouth and took it, but it turned out to be a stone.

The stone, which was bigger than a seven or eight catty fish, weighed more than ten catties, and it was smashed fast, hard and accurately. The big snake swallowed it without even a reaction, and ended up being sadly urged, being overturned by the impact of the stone Go, rolled on the ground several times before stopping, even the prey on the tail was thrown out.

When he got up again, his mouth was full of blood, and he spat out stones vigorously, looking like he was going crazy.

"Small sample, but a long worm dares to brag in front of me." Xu Dayan clapped his hands, with contemptuous eyes and disdain on his face.

Xia Jiu: "..."

That's a big snake!
It's a big snake!

Snake!

Well, the woman didn't care at all.

Xia Jiu really thinks that Xu Dayan is crazy to provoke that big snake. Even if you are strong enough, you still can't beat such a huge snake, right?
"Come on, come and bite me!" Xu Dayan shouted.

Xia Jiu looked for a way around, intending to slip away before the snake came to take revenge. The master is so magnificent, he must not give this idiot woman a funeral.

Ba Ye suddenly appeared, and while Xia Jiu was not paying attention, a prawn flung him over.

Snapped!
It hit the top of the head, and the card didn't fall off.

"What's this?" Xia Jiu suddenly felt that something was pressing on his head, and it was still moving when it was wet. His legs trembled and he almost peed in fear.

Ba Ye grinned, it's more frustrating than shrimp soldiers, it's useless.

"Go, kill that arrogant snake, I'll treat you to some pork." Xu Dayan smacked towards the other side, then reached out to grab Xia Jiu's head: "Go, the three-jin lobster, the cow broke. "

Eighth Master turned his head to look, and immediately rushed over...

As a result, the short legs were pulled for a long time, but they couldn't pull up. They were so anxious that they yelled at the opposite bank, and even Xu Dayan was anxious for it.

There is no cure for short legs!

The big snake just finished spitting out the stone, and was sticking out its tongue angrily at Xu Dayan. From the corner of the eye, he saw Ba Ye, who froze all over, with his pupils constricted, and stepped back.

In fact, Xu Dayan was very curious. This was not the first time she had provoked the snake. She even knew that the snake's nest was not far from the other side, and even threw stones into the snake's nest.

It's just very strange, even if this snake is mad with anger, it just looks at it, and never comes here.

Could it be that this is a snake afraid of water?

This possibility is ridiculous, but other than that, I really don't know how to explain it.

"Okay, let's go catch crabs!" Xu Dayan can only say that Ba Ye is useless, he can't even climb the river bank more than one meter high, and he has grown so big in vain.

Ba Ye resentfully dived into the water, and when he left, he gave Big Snake a reluctant look.

Xu Dayan turned his head and asked: "Can a snake and a bastard make a pair?"

Xia Jiu looked at Xu Dayan with the eyes of an idiot: "You are stupid, how can a snake and a bastard get together."

Xu Dayan looked stunned: "Let's just say, I almost thought that the two of them were going to have sex. I clearly remember that Wang Ba and Mung Dou are a couple."

Xia Jiu: "..."

"Where are my boots?" Xia Jiu had no choice but to ask.

Boots you ghost ah!
It's not your mother who wants an egg boot.

What a big face!
roll!
"Ask me for boots again. Believe it or not, I'll even take back the clogs, so that you can't put them on with your bare feet." Xu Dayan raised the big fat lobster that was waving its big pincers in his hand, and was accidentally caught. .

Xu Dayan: ...

Xia Jiu rubbed her wet head and felt...you don't have to ask for boots here, it's not too late to ask for them when you go back.

If you really can't, pawn your beloved fur cloak. Money can make ghosts turn mills. Not to mention a pair of boots, even [-] pairs of boots can be done.

"Because you are so upright, let me do you a favor." Xu Dayan broke the lobster claws and waved to Ba Ye.

Ba Ye swam over in a desperate manner, and pulled it ashore with all his strength, but... the river bank, which was only one meter high, was still very high for him, and he couldn't come up after several thumps.

"Look at you stupid." Xu Dayan wanted to say that he didn't know it, but he still reached out to help. This weight...is really enough.

"It's okay to eat more, and it's okay to be fat, but if you grow fat and don't exercise, it's your fault."

Ba Ye shrugged his head and decided to strengthen his training in the future, otherwise he wouldn't dare to admit that he was actually a tortoise, but he just accidentally fell into the water and couldn't get up, slowly turning into a water turtle.

Xu Dayan knocked on the tortoise shell and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, not bad, it's hard enough."

Xia Jiu had a grudge against Ba Ye, so she stepped back quickly, fearing that Ba Ye would accidentally bite her neck.

"Get ready, I'll throw you over with all my strength in a while. If you're lucky, you can hit that cheap snake, but if you're unlucky, you'll have to work hard yourself." Xu Dayan had long since disliked the snake, I feel that the snake has no self-knowledge.

It was obvious that he wasn't too arrogant, and he pretended to be aggressive there every day, scaring the people of Yuwei Village from coming here.

The fish in the river are so fat, if you don't eat them, you will be blind.

Ba Ye froze at first, obviously understood Xu Dayan's words, and felt a little scared in his heart.It wasn't that he was afraid of being killed by the snake, but that he was thrown too hard, and that instead of being killed by the big snake, he himself would be thrown to death.

But there is no way, whoever makes it have a grudge against the dead snake, will not be a tortoise unless it is killed.

Ba Ye didn't know what Xu Dayan was thinking, and she didn't really want to do it, but who told her that that pretentious snake was not pleasing to her eyes.

Take it to exchange for silver when you kill it, and then get a pair of boots for the charming master behind you.

Calling for boots every day is annoying.

It's not his mother, nor his wife, but asking her for milk, what a face...

Well, she was wrong.

In fact, his face is not big at all, it can be said that it is just right, it is so perfect that it is impossible to pick, it is simply the existence of a straight man.

"Look at the top of my turtle!" Xu Dayan easily lifted the eighth master who was about five hundred catties, bared his teeth at the big snake, and threw the eighth master viciously under the extremely terrified gaze of the big snake.

(End of this chapter)