farm wife

Chapter 166 Babe, Dad, You Stink 02
"What is lime?" Dayan couldn't forget the three legs, and added, "What does Brother Jinbao's third leg look like?"

Big Smoke thought to himself, you don't want to know what that leg looks like.

"After burning for another half an hour, you will see the result, and you will know by then." Da Yan didn't want to answer her three-legged matter, and tried to change the subject, "Where is Gouwa, why didn't Gouwa come back."

Dayan immediately said: "He is still lying on the roof of the big house and eavesdropping, and he will come back after talking."

For some reason, Dayan was very obsessed with the question of three legs. After talking about Gouwa, he paused for a while, and then opened his mouth to continue asking.

It's just that she caught a glimpse of her opening her mouth from the corner of the smoke, and immediately interrupted before she could speak: "Go and see mother, I just saw that she was about to wake up, maybe she will wake up after you call her a few times." .”

The wild goose closed its mouth, and then opened it again: "Sister, tell me first..."

Big Smoke raised the tone: "Go quickly."

Dayan: ...

She poked her finger secretly, looked at the smoke tangledly, then at the burning stone, and finally got up and ran to the shack.

It seems that I didn't ask anything, and it was useless to ask for a long time.

Forget it, I'll ask later, let's see my mother first.

However, when she ran to the shack and saw Xu Laosan, her eyes lit up immediately, and she asked, "Father, does cousin Jinbao have three legs?"

The sound was not very loud, but the big smoke not too far away could also hear it.

Big Smoke: →_→

Third Xu: ...

How to answer this question?The one who is going to be in front of him is his kid, he will definitely answer with a big smile, but this is a girl, his girl.

Nizi still looked forward to it, and he felt so painful.

"You, where are you listening?" Xu Laosan secretly scolded those unscrupulous old men, who didn't know how to avoid little girls when they talked dirty.

result……

"I overheard it at Old Xu's house." Dayan blinked his eyes wide, "The brothers of the Liu family said that if Old Xu's family doesn't change relatives or give 1000 taels of silver, they will interrupt Jin Baotang's conversation." Three legs, I didn't know Jin Baotang had three legs."

Xu Laosan: "...you heard wrong, you are talking about two legs."

Dayan frowned, and said very seriously: "You're not right, I heard it right, I've heard it several times that it has three legs, that's right."

Xu Laosan: "...they said it wrong."

"It's fine to say it wrong once, you can say it wrong several times, and it's not right once?"

"...Maybe they want to talk about an extra leg, which is more scary."

"Oh, I see."

"!"

Xu Laosan saw Dayan's face suddenly enlightened, and immediately became weird again, feeling a little uneasy for some reason.

"It's not suitable for girls to talk about this kind of thing. Hurry up and forget about the three... legs, and don't mention it in the future." It's not good to raise a girl, it's easier to be a kid.

"Ha ha."

Dayan turned his eyeballs, smiled strangely, and didn't know if he had listened. He bypassed Xu Laosan who was sitting outside weaving baskets, and went straight into the shack.

Third Xu: ...

What do you mean, why is he smiling so provocatively?

Shan has been in a coma for a few days, and he really intends to wake up, but he is a little too weak, and he is in a drowsy state, half dreaming and half awake, and no one can tell that he will really wake up.

"Mother, mother, mother, wake up..." Dayan called a few times nervously.

Seeing that Mrs. Shan didn't intend to wake up, she was a little disappointed, thinking that she still couldn't wake up.Standing up to go out, Shan's fingers moved, and then slowly opened his eyes.

"Mom, are you really awake!?" Dayan shouted with surprise, his eyes widened.

Shan Shi was a little dazed, her head was blank, and her mind was blank.

It was like falling asleep, unable to remember anything.

"woke up?"

Xu Laosan's eyes widened when he heard this, and immediately threw away the basket in his hand, threw a bamboo board on the ground, put it under his body, crawled into the shack, and looked at the bed halfway up.

Sure enough, I woke up and wanted to cry.

During the past few days when his daughter-in-law was in a coma, his life was worse than death. He had to crawl on his own to do everything. The brat didn't help him, and he thought he had worn his clothes to pieces.

I used bamboo boards to avoid stares, and I was so kind.

"Where is the feces smell coming from?" Shan Shi just smelt a stench when he recovered, and his brows frowned all of a sudden.

"..." Third Xu.

Thousands of words were stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say anything, so he probably had to spit out his old blood first.

"My father, it must be my father." Dayan pointed it out clearly, and said with great disgust, "Mother, you don't know how many days you have slept, but father is almost stinking to death. I suspect he has shit in his crotch. Don't wipe your butt or change your pants."

Xu Laosan looked hopeless, he had already cleaned himself up very hard, and it was pure helplessness to leave a little bit occasionally.

I never thought that my daughter-in-law has such a good nose that she can smell such a light smell.

Maybe it's...eating too much these days.

After thinking about it, he blamed the big cigarette butt. If it wasn't for the big cigarette that made him overeat, he wouldn't have to squat in the pit for three days, so there was no need to run every day.

Shan looked at Xu Laosan inexplicably, and when he saw Xu Laosan's appearance clearly, the corners of his eyes twitched: "Father, why are you like this?"

Third Xu called out pitifully, "Daughter-in-law."

Thinking of the past few days...he shed tears of grievance. He was neither hungry nor thirsty, and he ate better than New Year's Eve.

But no one cleaned him up, and he's no longer a human being.

He was in tatters, so dirty that he couldn't see his original color, he hadn't showered for a few days, and the smell was stronger than that of beggars on the street, at least beggars wouldn't get that on them.

Seeing Xu Laosan like this, Shan felt disgusted and distressed, and didn't know what to say.

Dizziness, calm down first.

Suddenly it didn't feel right, and I looked around, with a blank expression on my face: "Where is this?"

Dayan immediately said: "This is the shed that my eldest sister and I built next to my eldest sister's new house. Our family was kicked out by the old Xu's family."

Shan Shi: ...

When I heard that I was driven out, my heart was actually quite sad. I have done so many things for the old Xu family in this life, but in the end, I was driven out after being useless.

Afterwards, he breathed a sigh of relief, at least now he was relieved.

Looking at Xu Laosan who was still lying on the ground and supporting himself, he suddenly felt...he deserved it.

No one needed to tell her, she knew that she had gone to the gate of hell and almost couldn't survive.

"If I really can't wake up this time, are you just like this?" Shan sighed, after going through such a experience, he seemed to understand something, but he didn't seem to.

Xu Laosan looked at her blankly, suddenly a little at a loss.

He never dared to think about what would happen to himself if Mrs. Shan couldn't wake up.

That possibility is too scary.

(End of this chapter)