The last Onmyoji

Chapter 56

I don't know, but I guess this may be the result of the combination of the second uncle and the fat man. The enthusiasm of the villagers is very high. In less than an hour, they have sorted out more than 100 clay sculptures. Don't tell me , masters are definitely among the folks.I saw that the clay sculptures made by everyone have different sizes and expressions, and some even look lifelike, especially Lin Sanshui said, no matter how well you knead, you must knead so that you can tell the gender.

Now it is obvious that the men made by those aunts and sisters-in-law are bigger and longer than each other, and a group of old ladies, big and small, are blushing. Directly pinch the female's tits almost to the navel, what a majestic and magnificent scene.Lin Sanshui's face turned dark when he saw it.

"I asked you to pinch you, not to have a nude party! What does it look like!" Lin Sanshui scolded angrily.

"Don't worry about this, it's because you said you want us to distinguish between genders. Besides, this is a human being, so it's not normal for a man to grow up? Or are you Lin Sanshui?" If the villagers can say that they are bold, it is definitely Fat aunt, he will go back to Lin Sanshui Road immediately.

Lin Sanshui stared at them, with a dark face and didn't know what to say, the fat man said to Lin Sanshui at this time: "Sanshui, you make them make trouble, and you won't be able to cry until you make them cry."

Lin Sanshui looked at the fat man, but didn't say anything, and after hearing what the fat man said, I was even more curious about what he wanted these clay sculptures for. When we picked out 99 relatively good clay sculptures and put them in the sun , The yellow mud dries quickly, and the surface hardens soon.

After finishing all this, Lin Sanshui exchanged the change, gave it out to everyone, and then scattered away. Those clay sculptures were on the threshing floor. From the beginning to the end, the fat man said that the mountain people have their own tricks, and said nothing. After a day of busy work, buddies don't even know what they are busy with.

Could it be that inviting me here is to let me watch this masterpiece of the villagers?This is fucking unscientific.

When I was having dinner in the evening, I said at the dinner table: "Uncle Sanshui called on the villagers to make clay figurines in the threshing floor, who of you know? Have you heard anything?"

When Wu Miaoke heard the word Lin Sanshui, there was a brief pause in her eating movements, which was only for a moment, but I clearly caught it, but I didn't say this to test her reaction, I meant I told my second uncle.

"Who knows, it might be to deal with the female ghost in the ancestral hall, Xiaofan, you Uncle Sanshui is a good person, you must treat the little demon well in the future." Father said while eating.

After he said this, the expressions of the three people on the table suddenly became unnatural. I wish I could slap myself twice. What kind of Lin Sanshui are you talking about here?Think you're not annoying enough?

After dinner, when I went back to the room, I asked my second uncle about it, and now I felt that I was being mean while eating, why was I so anxious, I couldn't ask after I got back to the room?

But the second uncle shook his head at me and said: "I can't say anything about it, you will know tomorrow."

"Since I will know tomorrow, why can't you tell me now?" I wondered.

"Because it won't work if you say it." The second uncle said mysteriously to me.

I didn't talk all night, let alone knocking on the wall. The girls next door seemed to lose interest in seducing me after the policewoman left. After dinner in the morning, I was called out by Lin Sanshui. He was driving a manpower car today. On the tricycle, there was a person sitting on it. It turned out to be Lin Erdan, who is now the No. 1 person in our village.

Lin Erdan's fame is due to his strength. In the past, Lin Erdan was skinny and had no strength, and he couldn't even beat his own wife. Now he starts to work, pulling the plowshare to plow the ground alone , we are no more than two cows, at least stronger than one and a half, and run faster. At the beginning, in order to see Lin Erdan's supernatural power, other people's families said: "Erdan, go and plow my land. I will take care of my lunch at noon." full."

Lin Erdan patted his stomach and went up. At first, others had heard that Lin Erdan could be eaten, but how could a person eat it? How much could he eat?But Erdan Lin’s meal made the face of the family who invited him to eat for the first time turn green. Later, some unbelievers made a bet with Erdan Lin, saying that I will give you 20 yuan for as many steamed buns as you can eat. The steamed bun noodles are also my family's, and they are all convincing to lose. The village is not big, and the news that Lin Erdan can eat and is as strong as a cow spreads wildly in an instant.

Or would it be said that Lin Erbin plowed the land very well in the daytime, and plowed his wife's field at night to make more cattle?Ever since Erdan Lin woke up, Bai Zhuzhu hadn't been off the kang at all. Every night, ghosts and wolves howled like killing pigs, making the old sister-in-laws in the neighbors hate her man for not being up to date, what do you say You are amazing, try to compete with Renlin Erdan?If you can make the old lady unable to get off the kang, the old lady will be happy too, right?
Now Erdan Lin saw me, waved to me from the farm vehicle and said, "Xiaofan, come get in the vehicle, Uncle Sanshui said, treat me to something delicious today."

"Xiaofan, get in the car and go to the town to buy some winter rest." Lin Sanshui also greeted me.

"What to buy, as for driving a tricycle?" I wondered.

"Mr. Liu said, let me buy some yellow watch candles, he will use it today." Lin Sanshui said.

Hearing it was the fat man's order, I didn't ask any more questions, and got on the tractor directly. My internal organs were displaced along the way, and Lin Sanshui's driving skills were extremely poor, and I almost turned into a ditch several times. It shocked me into a cold sweat.

There are several incense mounting shops in the town, and they usually sell wreaths and shrouds. After arriving in the town, Lin Sanshui handed me more than 2000 yuan directly and said: "Go, incense mounting, as much as you want, if you don't have enough, wait for uncle." It’s okay to pay money when I come back. I have something to do elsewhere.”

Looking at Lin Sanshui's leaving figure, I couldn't express the feeling in my heart, what could happen if he left now?Who else but to meet the woman who was pregnant with his child?

But these things are really out of my control. If I think about it too much, I get upset, so I took Lin Erdan and directly scanned the goods of several fragrant mounting shops. This thing is very cheap, and it only cost a thousand. I was embarrassed to say that people asked me what I was doing, but I just said that it hadn’t rained in our Linjiazhuang for many days, and we were going to pray for rain, and we asked someone to do a ritual, so we prevaricated.

The things I bought were so big that Lin Erdan carried them all by himself. No matter how light the thing was, it weighed several hundred catties. Lin Erdan carried it like a toy, which attracted the attention of passers-by. Erdanzi came to ask the young man if he wanted to work, and you can't find money if you come out to do things with your strength?
Erdan Lin grinned and said, "We have something to do in our village, I'll come to the boss when I'm done."

The person who asked Er Dan was not joking, he left his business card and said, "Success, you're here, just call this number, it's easy to talk about the salary."

Seeing this scene, I envy Lin Erdan. Erdan is still in the town. If he goes to a big city, even if he has no education, he can have a bright future. It's not a big deal for the boss to be a bodyguard for [-] to [-] a month.To put it bluntly, just because of the dick's ability to make Baizhu unable to get out of bed, find a big hotel to be a cowboy, and not let those empty and lonely ladies flock to her?Money is nothing more than a fucking number to a bastard.That is to say, the problem with his eyesight now is that he is still worrying about eating too much!

Thinking of this, I can't help being envious and jealous, it's really fucking luck, my buddy has gone to college, and now he can't be good at literature or martial arts, he has studied hard for more than ten years, he is not as good as Lin Er Egg coma for a week?
Put the incense mounts and the like in the car, waited for Lin Sanshui in the car for a while, went to Xiaosan's place, Lin Sanshui came back with a face full of spring breeze, seeing him like this is not worth it for me to replace Wu Miao, I can't wait to rush now When I went home, I could see Wu Miaoke, who was all white and dazzling, a hundred times a hundred times.Lin Sanshui came to see that we had bought everything, so he took Lin Erdan to eat, not for anything else, but went to the Goubuli steamed stuffed bun shop where the policewoman brought Lin Erdan to last time.

The boss and the proprietress saw Erdan Lin, their smiling eyes almost narrowed into slits, and they immediately called up the two men who were on their lunch break and started to work, because they knew that two people making buns would never be able to keep up with this little brother. As expected, it was two hours later that Lin Erdan had finished eating. At this time, the five of them were already out of breath. When Lin Sanshui went to check out, the boss still refused to take the money, and finally accepted it anyway. I paid 200 yuan, which means something.Because the boss said that since Erdan came last time, the store’s business has increased hundreds of times. In this small town, it even has the same meaning as the Qingfeng Steamed Bun Shop that Mr. Xi visited. The boss even said, Erdan wants to eat steamed stuffed buns in the future, so come anytime, if you have money, you will be given a price, if you have no money, you can give it away for free.

Everyone went home after eating and drinking. The fat man was waiting for us at the entrance of the village. When he saw Lin Sanshui, he said, "It's so slow to do this. If you miss the time, everything will be in vain!"

I don't think the fat man is joking, he is rarely really fierce, Lin Sanshui's face turned pale when he said something fierce, and hurried to the threshing ground with full horsepower, Lin Sanshui handed me a package when he got off the car, Black, he said to me with a mocking smile, "I passed by a clothing store and bought clothes for your aunt and Xiao Yao, and you gave them to their mothers."

After Lin Sanshui finished speaking, he directly stuffed the package to me, and started to unload the bought incense frames on the ground with Lin Erdan. The fat man held a compass and kept counting outside the threshing floor, ordering us: "Go, In front of each clay figurine, three sticks of incense are inserted, and a stack of incense and paper money are placed."

I looked at those clay figurines, and then at the incense frame in my hand. What is the meaning of doing this? Is it to make these stone figurines into gods and ask the gods and heavenly soldiers to deal with the female ghost? !
I didn't know what to do, but I still did it. After lighting the incense and paper money, the whole threshing ground was like a huge ritual field. As if endowed with spirituality, it looks very solemn.

After doing all this, the fat man withdrew again as soon as he greeted us.It made me confused and then my whole body was confused. What kind of medicine is sold in his mother's gourd?

When I got home, I found my second uncle and asked what was going on. Didn't you say what the fat man was going to do? I knew it today, why I still don't know?

The second uncle put a face on his face and said: "When will you change your temper? Tomorrow night, the fat man will deal with the female ghost in a way. These are all preparations in advance."

"But preparation, why doesn't it work if you say it?" I wondered, is this some kind of secret that can't be leaked?

The second uncle pointed to his father's room and said, "Because if you say it, it won't work."

His one action and one sentence made my heart sink. What does Second Uncle mean by this sentence?Could it be that the reason why it cannot be said is that my father is that female ghost?Or people who are female ghosts are afraid that there will be moles to the female ghost Gaomi?
When he said this, I was really embarrassed to ask again. Anyway, I have to wait until tomorrow to talk about it. After tomorrow, I have to understand everything.

Dad is definitely going to be fine too, isn't he?

As a result, the next morning, the policewoman came early in the morning. Before we could say a few words, the neighbor's kid said to me: "Brother Xiaofan, the village chief asked you to go to his house now."

The policewoman and I went to Lin Sanshui's house together. When we arrived, we found that Lin Sanshui and the fat man were busy in the yard, and my second uncle who said he was going to the field to see the crops was there.

Fatty and Lin Sanshui are cutting yellow paper, which is the yellow talisman paper used to suppress ghosts in film and television works.

And the second uncle was on an inkstone, gently rubbing the scarlet cinnabar.

"Xiaofan, you came at the right time. Go, you read your second uncle's name, and you read him to write. Remember, when you find the names of our ancestors in the Lin family on the genealogy, you must find the ones buried in the ancestral graveyard. No need for those who died in other places, but fifty male ancestors and 49 female ancestors were found." Lin Sanshui greeted me.

Not knowing what to do, I picked up the family tree.

I say a name.

The second uncle wrote the name on the yellow paper with a scarlet vermilion pen.

Looking at the name on the yellow paper, I suddenly felt a strange feeling.

(End of this chapter)