The last Onmyoji

Chapter 42 Big Stomach King

When the fat man asked this question, I immediately became curious. What does this sentence mean that Erdan Lin had any adventures during those days when he was in a coma?For example, I ate a Zhu Guo Hercules pill and drank a bottle of Indian oil, so I have so much strength now?Nima, Li Yuanba is alive like this!It made me a little envious of Erdan Lin.

"Out of body?" Erdan Lin rubbed his head and said, "What is out of body? I don't know," he said confusedly.

"It was the few days when you were in a coma." The fat man said persuasively.

"In those few days, I felt like I slept, but it was sweet. I didn't even have a dream." Lin Erdan said.

"Tsk tsk, I'm so fucking envious of your shit luck, lad, yes, it's no surprise that the fat man has served your Lin family village, old man, it's the same sentence, this lad can eat whatever he wants, which makes him very excited All the expenses are mine." The fat man was in a good mood at this moment, and he was short of saying a word, young man, I think you must be a martial arts prodigy in the future, so I figured out that we have a relationship between master and apprentice.

"Will you die?" Baizhu asked uncertainly.

"Don't worry, this guy is a blessing in disguise now." Fatty said, his tone was not without envy.

"That's cool, did you hear me? My husband said I'm fine. Mom, go and steam three pots of steamed buns for me, daughter-in-law, bring me that jar of sauerkraut!" Erdan Lin beamed with joy when she heard that it was edible. .

Out of the courtyard of Erdan Lin's house, I was still immersed in the shock of that punch just now, wishing that I would be in a coma for seven days and seven nights and finally become the king of Hercules. At this moment, the policewoman said: " Hey, fat man, how big is this person's stomach if he eats like this? How can he hold so many things?"

"Please beg me, Fat Lord, I'll tell you if you beg me." The fat man said cheaply.

The female policeman immediately suppressed her face, and wanted to hit the fat man again, but after saying this, the fat man seemed to be on guard, and disappeared in a flash. The female policeman stood there and said to me: "Hey, stop!"

"Why? Can't you bully the fat man to trouble me?" I asked.

"Don't you think it's strange? This thing is weird." The policewoman said.

"I told you a long time ago, I used to be just like you, everything felt weird, but you got used to it after seeing a lot, what's the big deal?" I said.

The policewoman stood still, thought for a while, turned around and left, I looked in the direction, it turned out to be Lin Erdan's home, I was afraid that she would do something impulsively, so I quickly followed, saying: "Beauty, I say you It's okay, what's this about?"

"I don't believe anyone can eat that much in one meal! I'm going to take him to the hospital for an examination!" the policewoman said angrily.

I think Lin Erdan is very lazy. He is the number one nerd in the village. If he can lie down, he will never stand up. He refused to go to see a gentleman just now. If you let him go to the hospital, there is no way, but this The policewoman surprised me once again, she said directly to Lin Erdan, go, if you promise me to go to the hospital for a physical examination, the dogs in the town don’t care about the steamed stuffed buns, and I’ll treat you as much as you eat.

As soon as he heard that the dog ignored the steamed buns, Erdan Lin drooled, that damn thing was much more delicious than steamed buns with pickled vegetables, this guy immediately sold his soul and body, and said: "Alright then, I'll go with you. "

In this way, under the unbelief of the policewoman, it happened that she still had a car, so we went directly to the town hospital. The old doctor who received him knew that Lin Erdan was a well-known patient in the hospital. Nothing happened but he couldn't wake up. Now when he saw Er Danzi, he smiled and said, "Young man is awake?"

The female policeman went directly to the old doctor and said a few words: "I woke up, but I am worried that there is something wrong with my body now, so now, let's check all the tests that can be done! The focus is on the gastrointestinal tract. aspect."

After Erdan Lin finished all the examinations that the hospital could do, such as CT, B-ultrasound, etc., Erdan Lin looked eagerly at the policewoman and waited for her to fulfill her promise.

The policewoman is not a person who loves buns, because some inspection results take time to wait, so she drove directly to the bun shop, and now there is no one at the bun shop. When she arrived at the small bun shop, Erdan Lin greeted the boss directly. : "Go and call all your buddies, start steaming, and make sure the uncle is full!"

The proprietress smiled and said, "Sir, how many cages are there, enough to eat!"

"It's not enough to fit between the teeth! Go steam it, it's not bad for money!" Lin Erdan returned to the table with the remaining steamed buns by himself. Seeing this young man laughing, but after eating a few baskets in one go, she couldn't laugh anymore, and couldn't help giving Lin Erdan a thumbs up and said: "Young man can really eat!"

"Don't talk so much, go, steam it!" Lin Erdan patted the table and said.

Just like that, this steamed stuffed bun shop slowly gathered a lot of people, many, many people, and it was almost impossible to get around. The boss and the lady boss called three guys to chop stuffing, wrap the skin, and steam it. One person ate it, and those who watched it directly opened their mouths.

The proprietress was naturally happy. Later, how many steamed buns Lin Erdan ate that day became a legend in the town, and the legend even spread to the city. It was not enough to give all the hundreds of dollars to the boss. The lady boss grinned and said with a broken mouth: "It's okay, it's okay, just treat it as a celebrity to advertise."

This Goubuli steamed stuffed bun shop became quite popular later on, the reason being that it was absolutely delicious, and if it wasn’t delicious, could one person eat hundreds of them?
After eating the buns, the hospital's examination results just came out, and the old doctor said: "I can't believe that this young man is in good health, but he is in good health, and he has to feed him, because there is nothing in his stomach and intestines. "

The policewoman's face immediately turned green after hearing this. You must know that Lin Erdan who came over at that time had already eaten countless steamed buns, and all of them were digested on the way to the hospital. It is excreted as excrement, but Lin Erdan actually digests everything he eats.

In other words, although Lin Erdan will eat a lot in the future, he will definitely not be shitting non-stop, and it can even be said that he doesn't need to shit much.

"Monster!" was the only way the policewoman could describe Erdan Lin.

When we returned to the village, Lin Erdan, who had just eaten so many buns, patted his belly and said to me, "Xiaofan, I'm fucking hungry again."

I also felt chills when I heard it. Although it is a blessing to be able to eat, eating so much can definitely bankrupt a family.But I thought that since Fatty promised that he would reimburse Lin Erdan for what he ate in the future, I said to Lin Erdan: "Come on, come with me to find Fatty, and we will talk about food expenses."——The current Feng Shui Mr. is a money-maker Since Fatty is so powerful in this industry, he is definitely not short of money.

Sure enough, when he arrived at Lin Sanshui's house, the fat man threw out thousands of dollars in bills, saying that he only had so much cash on him now, and he could eat whatever he wanted. After eating, the fat man would go to pick it up. Erdan Lin had never seen so much money before. After he left, I really couldn't help asking the fat man curiously: "Uncle Liu, tell me, what's going on? Is there really no problem?"

The fat man glanced at the policewoman, as if he had something to hide.When I saw the situation, I immediately said to the policewoman: "Beauty, can we have a private conversation?"

The policewoman snorted, turned and left the room.

At this time, the fat man suddenly pulled his cheeks and said: "No problem?! The problem is serious! You Linjiazhuang will definitely have a big problem!"

When the fat man said this, I was quite happy in my heart. I suddenly sank. I could think of too many things. My dream, including the escape word of grandpa's corpse, all explained the coming disaster of Linjiazhuang .

I steadied my mind and asked, "Uncle Liu, what can you say?"

The fat man shook his head and said, "I can't talk about this right now, but let me remind you, the girl from Lin Sanshui's family, I pinched her horoscope, it's just four characters, it's very simple, and it's unspeakably expensive. She is your blessing, this female policeman or something, it's best not to get too contaminated, I see that you have peach blossoms on your face, remember, having more peach blossoms is not luck, but disaster."

(End of this chapter)