The last Onmyoji

Chapter 37 Oolong
This matter has become a big mess, and it's really fucking tangled up. It can be said that I never expected that Lin Xiaoqiang, who was beaten up by Lin Xiaoyao, would call out when we were about to summon the soul of Lin Erdan. Here comes the police.

Hearing what Lin Xiaoqiang said, Lin Sanshui had a very hot temper. He stared at Lin Xiaoqiang and wished he could eat him alive, regardless of the presence of the police, he pointed at Lin Xiaoqiang's head and said, "I fuck your mother, your son Do you think I don’t know about the daughter-in-law having a second child? I’m not suppressing you, you can be fined for selling your underpants, you bastard!”

Lin Xiaoqiang was still afraid of Lin Sanshui in his heart, otherwise Lin Xiaoyao, a womanizer, would not dare to fight back after chasing him for several blocks. He was really ashamed to be as aggressive as before when Lin Sanshui pointed at him like that , didn't dare to look Lin Sanshui in the eyes and said: "Sanshui, this matter is one size fits all. I am a doctor, and my vocation is to save lives and heal the wounded."

"I'll save you spicy next door!" Lin Sanshui immediately became angry when he heard this sentence, and rushed forward to pump Lin Xiaoqiang with big-eared melon seeds.

The fat policeman hurriedly stopped him, and I also walked out, and said to Lin Sanshui who were at a loss for what to do: "Go, hold Uncle Sanshui, dare to beat someone in front of the police? Now is a society ruled by law!"

Several people restrained Lin Sanshui, who was furious, and he was still yelling at Lin Xiaoqiang. At this time, the villagers also wanted to come up, and those old sisters-in-law and aunts almost sprayed Lin Xiaoqiang to death. You can also say that everyone should believe in science. Lin Erdan is sick and must go to the hospital for treatment. To waste time here is tantamount to killing people. Later, the fat aunt said: "Why didn't you go to the hospital? Why don't you treat Erdan Okay? You are pretending to be an expert now. You are a doctor. Why don’t you say it’s science when the third uncle possesses the douchebag? Why don’t you wake the douchebag up if you are a doctor? Why are we looking for Mr.? Yes, Comrade Xiaoping said it all, black cats and white cats are good cats if they catch mice, you don’t have to worry about eating carrots!”

Fat Auntie quoted scriptures in this call, and said a lot of machine-gun-like Ulala, which made Lin Xiaoqiang blushed and speechless.I looked at Lin Xiaoqiang's face, and couldn't help but burst out laughing. To be honest, even now, I don't dislike Lin Xiaoqiang very much. Although he once chased and beat me in the village, and now the police came to destroy us and rescue Lin Er. The egg thing.The reason is simple, he is a persistent person, and his dedication is the medicine he believes in.

I even admire him a little bit, that is, Lin Xiaoqiang was born in the countryside and his parents were unable to train him, otherwise this guy would definitely be a doctor, and a good doctor with a good personality. —— There is no profit of a dime in the matter of Lin Erdan, so why should he risk offending the village chief and the whole village to call the police?Once a person is attached to a certain level, some people think he is stupid, but I think he is worthy of respect.

It’s just that what he did was a bit unethical. People in remote rural areas don’t understand the law, and their ideas still exist in the teachings of the older generation. It doesn’t matter if you have no money and you can’t deal with the government. In a lawsuit, even if you have a big reason, others will say, do you dare to file a lawsuit?Is there anyone in your yamen?There are frequent fights in the village and outside the village, but the police are generally not called. Therefore, in these rural areas, it is unethical and even looked down upon by the police in these rural areas.

At this time, the situation was basically out of control. When the police first came, they thought they were superstitiously executing people in remote areas. They were dealing with homicide cases, so so many people came. Look at this, the police who just got out of the car changed from being nervous at the beginning to joining in the fun mentality now.They are all smoking and watching jokes with their arms folded.It is also difficult for the police to handle this matter. People have to come to the police. When they come, they can see that the villagers are engaged in a ceremony.But Lin Xiaoqiang called the police, and everyone had to come.

How big is this?Turning a blind eye and closing one eye, it's over. Is it possible to arrest all the villagers who have formed a circle in the ancestral grave?

But the police are there, it is impossible to arrest the villagers, and it is even more impossible for the villagers to continue doing things when the police are there, right?That's a blatant challenge to rights. It's almost an unsolvable situation. But it doesn't work. It's past ten o'clock now. The police can delay it, but I can't afford to delay it. After twelve o'clock, Lin Erdan is really dead up!
This matter has to be resolved immediately. I walked over and told him what happened next to Lin Sanshui's ear. When he heard that, his face turned green, and he wanted to go up and smoke Lin Xiaoqiang. It's not you. son's business?

Lin Sanshui didn't lose his basic rationality, now he couldn't help but go to that fat policeman, Brother Wang, to talk nicely, he went to pull him aside, and said to him: "Do you remember this little guy, last time it was In the matter of his grandpa's fraudulent corpse, my third uncle died later, you came here, the little guy you are going to save today was taken up by my third uncle who died that day!"

The fat policeman shivered and said: "Sanshui! I believe what you said. Last time I was so scared that I went back and invited a Bodhisattva in the room to barely fall asleep. If I can decide this matter, I won't be able to sleep at all. I wouldn't come here, but this time it was this little girl who came here in a fit of convulsions, what can I do?"

"Who is this little girl?" Lin Sanshui asked.

I also pricked up my ears to listen, seeing that this little girl is about the same age as me, and seeing that she looks like a fool in the crowd, this brother Wang is an old policeman and he is terribly afraid of her.

"The person who came by airborne from above is probably a red official's son. I heard that he is the second in command of the sub-bureau. He came to our area today to recognize the top of the mountain. It just happened to be in time for this, so he came here, Sanshui, you Go talk good things to her, but this young man, I heard that he has a very weird temper and is not easy to deal with, so please pray for yourself." After finishing speaking, the fat policeman stood back in the police line, as if to avoid suspicion.

Lin Sanshui looked at the little girl, then at me, and said: "Xiaofan, why don't you go and talk to her? They are all young people, and it's not easy for a little girl or an old man to talk to them. "

"You are the village chief, you go." I said, I will not do this. I am a young man, a college student, and I believe in ghosts and gods. I can tell the police that I have found a mage here. Police comrades avoid one time?
It's okay for older people, but it's not for me.

Just when the two of us were arguing about who should intercede with this cruel-looking policewoman, that wretched fat man walked over stroking his beard, walked around the policewoman, and said: " Beauty Sir, Fat Lord, let me do the math, your five elements lack fire, and your destiny lacks me!"

The female policeman didn't look at him at all, she just nodded her finger, and the policeman next to her went up and twisted the fat man and handcuffed him, I almost burst out laughing, this fat man is really funny, you What are you doing wrong? You also touched the tiger's ass?

I saw that the fat man was twisted, and he didn't struggle. He just looked at the policewoman and said, "Girl, your aunt No. 17 comes every month. You must be on time for five days. You have dysmenorrhea."

The policewoman's face turned green in an instant, and she turned her head to stare at the fat man, which meant that there were too many people, otherwise I would have doubted the policewoman. A little dark.What about so many people, you talk about this topic?
The policewoman heard my laughter, glared at me, and shouted, "Don't laugh!"

Goddess, she instantly became a dick.

But the fat man has to pay the price if he provokes others. The beautiful policeman was probably hesitant about how to deal with this matter just now, but now she just waved her hand and said, "Propagating feudal superstition, now I will sue you for obstructing official duties and molesting police officers. take away!"

This is a big deal!There is still life-saving here, what if the person is gone!I panicked all of a sudden, rushed up and said, "This is impossible!"

"Go one step further, and I'll arrest you together." The policewoman looked back at me. ——This is definitely a newborn calf, and he has no experience in dealing with grassroots incidents at all. As expected, he wanted to arrest Fatty, and now he wants to arrest me. No one can stop it from splashing.

"What law have we broken?"

"Human life is at stake here, who do we turn to when Erdanzi dies?"

"The police are amazing, if they want to arrest them, they will arrest us all!"

The old sisters-in-law were chattering, and the whole policeman was dizzy.

At this time, the fat man suddenly said to the female policeman quietly: "You should have an older brother." This sentence was not loud, and only a few of us nearby could hear it.

When the policewoman heard these words, her face darkened in an instant, and she ran over and kicked the fat man in the stomach.What's happening here?The fat man wanted to get in touch and flatter, but he was photographed on the horse's hoof?

(End of this chapter)