The last Onmyoji

Chapter 33 Mr. Fatty 1
When I came out of Lin Erdan's house, I was able to talk, and I was relieved of my psychological burden. I was very relaxed. On the street, I suddenly heard a piece of news that was enough to cheer me up. The village head, Lin Sanshui, is back!
Hearing this news, I was tangled in my heart. On the one hand, I was delighted that if he could come back, he must have brought Xu Lin back.You must know that if the summoning of souls in the first seven is a big ceremony, people ask me how I know how to summon souls, how can I answer without Xu Lin?Can I say it was taught by my university teacher?The second aspect is entirely because of Wu Miaoke.

I think it is the most evil thought and the most exciting existence in my mind.

But no matter what, Lin Sanshui is back, I still want to go to his house to have a look, we two have a good relationship now, I went directly to his house, did not see Xu Lin, but saw a full face The fat man with the beard is gnawing on an old hen that looks like it has just come out of the pot and is still steaming. It looks like Zhang Jizhong's artistic sense at best, and Brother Sharp at worst. No matter how ugly it sounds, it's a complete idiot.

Lin Sanshui found this, is it his long-lost son?

Lin Xiaoyao looked at the bearded man resentfully, obviously the little girl was feeling sorry for her old hen that was still laying eggs.

"Uncle Sanshui, Mr. Xu hasn't come back yet?" I asked without speaking after I entered the door.

Lin Sanshui immediately made a silence gesture, pointed at the bearded man, and got quite nervous, as if he was signaling not to let me speak, for fear of disturbing the bearded man's appetite.

Just like that, the bearded man still grabbed a chicken bone and threw it at me, gnawed the chicken in his mouth and yelled at me: "Little guy, I let you talk? What I hate most, old man, is when others disturb me." eat!"

This action was very sudden, and I was caught off guard, and I was hit on the face by that chicken bone. Really, at that moment, I was so fucking blinded, not only me, but even Lin Xiaoyao. He opened his mouth wide.

Immediately afterwards, I immediately became angry, what the fuck are you?When you are the emperor's old son?To put it bluntly, my father has never flicked a finger of mine since I was a child, and I was never bullied by those school bullies like in YY novels when I was in school. This time, I was bitten by a finger My bone was smashed in the face, so my face immediately changed. When I saw a nearby stool, I lifted it up and cursed: "Fuck you!"

Lin Sanshui jumped onto the tea table as if he was ready and rushed towards me, shouting: "Xiaofan can't! Stop!" After speaking, he grabbed me with his hands before my stool hit the sloppy fat man The arm, always called my fellow Taoist to talk and have something to say.

"Uncle Sanshui, get out of the way, let's see if I don't kill this little B this time." I was so angry, damn it, did you really go crazy to Linjiazhuang?

Seeing Lin Sanshui stop me, that sloppy fat man seemed even more arrogant. He looked at me triumphantly and said with a smile: "Young man, don't be impulsive. You've offended the fat man, and I'll kill you in minutes!"

"I'll kill you first!" At this moment, I was in a state of rage.

"Ah!!!!" Suddenly there was a loud roar that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods, and I felt bad!Lin Sanshui only stopped me, but ignored his daughter Lin Xiaoyao!

This sister is a heroine who can chase Lin Xiaoqiang for three streets with a kitchen knife in her hand. Just now, she was stunned when she saw me being beaten, but now she reacted like a tiger coming out of the mountain, and jumped onto the coffee table. He rushed towards the man who claimed to be the fat man. The children in the mountains were very agile because of the long-term farm work. The fat man was frightened by this sudden change. By the time he realized it, it was too late Oh, his entire hair was grabbed by Lin Xiaoyao.

Women's fights are nothing more than scratching their hair, attacking their chests and biting people.

Lin Xiaoyao grabbed his hair and tore it vigorously, cursing: "How dare you beat Brother Xiaofan!"

Fatty screamed and rolled over, but Lin Xiaoyao seemed to be crazy, only looking for his hair, and would not let go when he was beaten to death. This was originally a battle between me and Fatty, but now it has completely turned into Lin Xiaoyao Standing up for me, in the end even Lin Sanshui and I pulled Lin Xiaoyao, but couldn't pull Lin Xiaoyao away from the fat man.

When Wu Miaoke came out of the room and the three of us worked together to pull the crazy Lin Xiaoyao off the fat man, the fat man who was still in high spirits just now was already in a state of distress, with Lin Xiaoyao's face all over his face. Scratch marks, Lin Xiaoyao's hands even grabbed a lock of the fat man's hair.

"Fatty man, get out of here as soon as possible! You are not welcome in the Lin Family Manor, or I will beat you every time I see you!" Just like this, Lin Xiaoyao still refused to let her go.

"Little demon, don't mess around in front of Mr. Liu!" Lin Sanshui looked at the fat man, wanted to laugh, suppressed his laugh, it was so relieved and funny that a big man was pressed and beaten by a little girl.

But what the fat man said next made me, Lin Xiaoyao and Wu Miaoke stunned, unable to believe my ears.

The fat man touched the scar on his face, took out a small bronze mirror from his pocket, and then jumped up on the spot like crazy, pointed at his face and shouted to Lin Sanshui: "I said village Boss, you asked me to cure your daughter's face, but you didn't even look at it, what the hell did your daughter shave my handsome face when I came here? Fat Lord, I can cure people, But who the hell can cure me?!"

Just a word.

The three of us opened our mouths at the same time, I couldn't even believe my ears, this wretched fat man was actually invited by Lin Sanshui to fix Lin Xiaoyao's face.

Lin Xiaoyao's face, cure? ——I knew about plastic surgery before, but, it can be cured?Could it be that this fat man is a plastic surgeon?
"Uncle Sanshui?" I looked at Lin Sanshui and asked.

Lin Sanshui nodded at me and answered what I obviously wanted to ask.

The expressions of the three of us are very complicated and entangled, especially Lin Xiaoyao. She turned from being angry at the fat man at the beginning, to being surprised and surprised, then contradicting and hesitating, and finally pointing at the fat man with an angry face and saying: " Even if my aunt is ugly, she won't let you treat me, so get out!"

And I, suppressing my own anger just now, join this person who can really heal Lin Xiaoyao's face, hit me with a chicken bone, it's really not a big deal, but I came with him just now I was still hesitating whether to apologize to her or not.

Although Lin Xiaoyao said that in her mouth, I still saw the moment of ecstasy on her face when she heard the word "cure face". The reason why she said that was because of me.

"Xiao Yao, don't talk nonsense." I blamed her after hearing her say that.

——That's how this matter was originally done. Lin Xiaoyao beat him up, but the fat man's behavior at the beginning was really abominable. Even if Lin Xiaoyao scolded her again at this time, it was a very serious The little girl who obviously protects her lover, this fat man is about the same age as Lin Sanshui at first glance, and he doesn't need to be as knowledgeable as a little girl, then I apologize again, there is nothing wrong, right, old man, in a word A matter of two sentences.

That's what I thought, but I found that common sense simply can't understand Fatty.When he heard Lin Xiaoyao said that he would not be cured, he even took his own little bronze mirror, ran over and stretched it in front of Lin Xiaoyao, clicked his lips and said: "Little girl, are you sure you are not cured? You look at your face like this, are you really not afraid? Fatty, I was shocked when I saw you, okay? If you don’t think about yourself, you have to think about it for your little white face. Even if he dares to want you, don't you feel like you lost him?"

When the fat man said a word, the faces of the people in the room changed.

If the behavior of throwing my chicken bone just now can be understood as a problem with my personality, the behavior towards Lin Xiaoyao now is just not human.Sure enough, after hearing these words, Lin Xiaoyao's face turned pale, and she burst into tears almost instantly, turned around and ran, I have to say, the fat man really hit the snake seven inches this time, all of a sudden It just hit Lin Xiaoyao's weakness.

Lin Xiaoyao cried and ran out, Wu Miaoke saw that the situation was wrong, and chased after him, there were only three of us left in the room, my fists were clenched and then loosened, this wretched fat man For treating Lin Xiaoyao like this, I really should beat him up. I believe that Lin Sanshui should have the same mentality as me.

But he can heal Xiao Yao's face, for this point, we have to be patient.

So the only three people left in the room have their own thoughts, but Lin Sanshui and I probably have the same idea, that is, it’s fine if the fat man has real skills, if he is a charlatan, he will definitely have his legs broken .

"Why are you standing there, fat man, am I so scary? Or are two of you trying to figure out how to deal with me?" the fat man asked at this time.

Lin Sanshui forcefully squeezed out a smiling face from that black face, and said, "Mr. Liu, how can it be? My daughter is still young, I hope you don't mind."

The fat man snorted and continued to gnaw on his chicken leg.

And Lin Sanshui and I were sitting awkwardly beside him, let alone the feeling, until the fat man finished eating and wiped his hands on the clothes on his body.

I saw that the outfit of this fat man is not simple. There is a clover pattern drawn on it, and a Nike checkmark is marked on the bottom. How dare I go back to Linjiazhuang for more than a year, Adi gave Nike to me Acquired?

After the fat man wiped his hands, he yawned and said, "I'm sleepy, fat man, go to sleep for a while, you guys go out."

After finishing speaking, he stood up and went directly into Lin Sanshui and Wu Miaoke's room, and even locked the door behind him. I looked at Lin Sanshui, and his eyebrows twitched. Can't be a village chief.But at this moment, he suppressed his anger and whispered to me: "Let's go Xiaofan, let's go out and talk, don't disturb Mr. Liu's rest."

When I got out of the room, I was still thinking about that obscene face of the fat man, and even thought of what would happen after he entered Wu Miaoke's room. Tian Deng, I suppressed my impulse and said to Lin Sanshui: "Uncle Sanshui, who is this fat man surnamed Liu?"

The expression on Lin Sanshui's face was very good-looking, and he hesitated for a while and said to me: "Xiaofan, you believe in Uncle Sanshui, although this Mr. Liu has a bit of a weird temper, he has a good heart and is definitely an unborn expert. .”

"Then he said that he can cure the little demon's face? Is he a plastic surgeon?" I am most concerned about this, because I have studied it before. Fair fair, if it weren't for the black moles with white hairs on her face, she would definitely be a beautiful woman with clear water and hibiscus.My buddy is really not a person who judges people by their appearance, but if she becomes more beautiful, I will be sincerely happy for her.

Lin Sanshui paused and scratched his head and said: "I can't believe this either. This guy is not a doctor, but a Feng Shui master. I invited him back not because he can cure the little demon's face, but because he can deal with the ghost in the ancestral hall."

I nodded and asked, "This guy is also Mr. Yin Yang, have you seen his real skills?"

"Xiaofan, it's inconvenient for me to say some things, but you have to believe that my uncle is definitely not a second-hander." Lin Sanshui said.

(End of this chapter)