The last Onmyoji

Chapter 106 Fatty is Happy

The fat man came back later. After he came back, he looked very ugly, and he went to me directly and asked, "Xiaofan, what's going on? Fatty, why am I dying?"

"I don't know, you have to ask my second uncle about this." I really didn't know how to answer the fat man's question. I panicked immediately after hearing what my second uncle said.

"Second Lin, what do you mean?" The fat man dropped his backpack, took a sip of tea and said, "You say mantises catch cicadas, fat man, I'll run to be that oriole, I just ran around, you guys Tell me again, Fat Master, that I am dying, why not, send me a wreath when you come back?"

"Fatty Liu, do you really not know what the consequences will be if your actions are backlashed, or are you pretending not to know?" The second uncle looked at the fat man and asked directly.

When the fat man met my second uncle, he definitely didn't have any confidence. He didn't dare to look at my second uncle, and said, "So what? Fatty, do I look like a patient? Look at this body? What's not healthy? ?” said the fat man, patting his own fat chest.

"If you want to die, I won't stop you." After the second uncle finished speaking, he continued to sit on the sofa without moving, as if he wasn't a fat man at all.

At this moment, the fat man's face immediately turned into a pig liver color, and he was flushed. In fact, I could see that the fat man was trying to be brave, so at this time, I had to give the fat man a step, and said: "Fatty Liu, My second uncle is here to save you, why don't you look at your bear, you haven't heard of the thing about avoiding medical treatment? Hurry up and say thank you?"

After hearing this, the fat man squirmed and rubbed against my second uncle, blushing and thick-necked, the fat man is definitely trying to save face and suffer.I didn't hold back a word after holding it in for a long time.

"If you pretend to be like a little wife, I won't care about you anymore!" I said to the fat man.

"Okay, Fatty, I admit it this time, Lin Laoer, Lin Erye, don't be angry, the main reason is that although I feel that this is not normal, I don't have any adverse reactions, so I didn't take it to heart, thinking He vomited blood, and his body is a little out of balance," said the fat man.

"I dreamed that someone snatched control of this body from you at night, and it's a fucking trivial matter? I finally know what you are doing in Zifu Mountain, and you even lost the paradise. So it's just this kind of Taoism?" Second Uncle Looking at the fat man, he said.

I thought the fat man would go crazy, but this time the fat man directly admitted it, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said, "Uncle Lin, what did you see?"

"Actually, that girl standing on the street looks simple to you. I didn't know it at first, but today I saw a paper-made villain on the second floor of No. 9 Qingwang Street. She was born with a Yin body during the Yin and Moon of the year, engaged in prostitution, reversed Yin and Yang and harmed Yin and virtue, and died when she came to Tiankui, forget it, you count the days when she died, and think about it for yourself! "The second uncle looked at the fat man and said.

The fat man's face changed a little after hearing what the second uncle said, and he stretched out his hand to pinch in a decent way, his face turned pale, and cursed: "I fucked him, how much I hate the fat man!" ?, would it be a bit of a big deal to put up such a formation to deal with me? Fat Lord, I thought it was a corpse that died at the time of Tiankui and could not enter reincarnation. It turned out that this was deliberately looking for someone who came to the underworld?? "

"What exactly are you talking about?" I was stunned by the side listening, and asked.

"That woman was originally born in a cloudy year, and she was also a young lady. A woman who engages in this industry has damaged her own virtue for ten lifetimes. She would not be able to be a human being in her next life after death, but she died when she was a sunflower. Forget it, the day of death is still cloudy, and this kind of person will definitely go to the [-]th floor of hell after death!" The look on the fat man's face was as if he had eaten a dead fly.

And although I didn't understand, I felt uncomfortable and flustered all over after listening to so many negative characters, so I hurriedly looked at my second uncle, because the more serious I said now, the less worried I was about the fat man.

The second uncle looked at the fat man without saying a word. After looking at the fat man for a long time, he sighed and said, "Fatty Liu, tell you a word and don't hate me. To deal with me. And you are more unlucky, and you ran into it by accident."

The fat man slapped his thigh and scolded: "I knew it, Fat Master. If there is no grudge or enmity, no matter what, you wouldn't put up such a big battle to deal with me, right? I said Lin Lao Er, Fat Master, I'm doing it for you!" Disaster, you can't ignore it."

The second uncle pointed to the sofa and said, "Sit down."

At this time, the fat man said that he could be as obedient as possible, and he immediately sat on the sofa obediently, looking at my second uncle eagerly.

"Hold out your hand," said the second uncle.

The fat man immediately stretched out his hand, and then, the second uncle's behavior made me feel a little unbelievable, shouldn't this matter about the fat man should be done in an open forum or something, I saw the second uncle stretched out two fingers, lightly Lightly resting on the fat man's wrist, it feels like a Chinese medicine doctor's pulse!

But there was no strangeness on the fat man's face, but he saw that I didn't understand, and he explained to me: "Xiao Fan, don't be surprised, the human body is a big yin and yang, and the human body has its own yin and yang. Attributes, general illness, will lead to the disorder of yin and yang, the emptiness of qi and blood, etc. can actually be understood as the disorder of yin and yang, and the entry of evil qi into the body is equivalent to destroying the yin and yang of a healthy person. Of course, it can also be seen in the pulse. come out."

"Don't talk nonsense." The second uncle immediately stopped him and didn't let him speak.When the fat man heard the sound, he immediately shut his mouth and continued to wait for my second uncle.

The second uncle frowned, and took the pulse of the fat man like a genius doctor. At this time, I didn't dare to show my breath. Chinese medicine practitioners don't say anything else, just this kind of tolerance, placed on the second uncle, is alive and well Ascot.

The second uncle took the pulse of the fat man, and it took a long time. From the first frown on his face, to the inconceivable later, and finally to the smile that seemed like a half-smile, every expression on his face touched almost every one of us. nerve.

"It's not right." The second uncle muttered softly.

"Did you miscalculate, Fat Lord, I'm actually fine?" The fat man asked anxiously.

"No, judging from the pulse, you are happy. It can't be wrong. It's the happy pulse." When the second uncle said, he naturally glanced at the fat man's stomach.

When he said this, the fat man and I were stunned almost at the same time, and then I couldn't help it, and laughed almost uncontrollably, because I took a look at the fat man's belly, it was really smaller than Lin who was pregnant with my child. The monsters are even bigger!

"Fatty, when did you fucking steal the river water from Daughter's Country? Why don't you bring two mouthfuls back for us to have a taste?" I laughed and asked Fatty, my previous worries all collapsed with the second uncle's words Oh, fuck it for a long time, the fat guy is pregnant?

"Second Lin, are you playing with me?" The fat man jumped up all of a sudden, his face as dark as Guan Gong's.

"I didn't play. It's really a happy pulse. It took me a long time to confirm that it's not wrong. If you don't believe me, you can go to a doctor to see it. This is a very standard happy pulse." The second uncle said to the fat man.

I stopped laughing now, because I saw the faces of the fat man and the second uncle, it was definitely not a joke, but how could this be possible, the fat man is pregnant, his mother is really pregnant?This is Liaocheng, not the daughter country in Journey to the West!

With a dark face, the fat man stood up and opened the door, and said: "You two, uncle and nephew, come and play with my fat master!" After finishing speaking, he went out.

"What's going on, Second Uncle, isn't he really pregnant?" I asked.

The second uncle nodded, and said, "It's true. This is the real big deal." When the second uncle said this, he frowned, and there were doubts written on his face. He didn't even know it was What's going on, it seems that this matter is really strange.

When Hei San and Lin Erdan got the news of the fat man's pregnancy from me, they were stunned at first, and then they laughed uncontrollably, and Hei San's smiling face became distorted. Said: "Xiaofan, are you sure it was your second uncle Lin Baqian who said it, and not your deliberate black fat man?"

After getting my definite answer, Hei Sanxiao burst into tears, Lin Erdan was even more exaggerated, rolling all over the floor.

"Don't fucking laugh, it would be great if the fat man really gave birth to a child. He can apply for a Guinness World Record. If it's another problem, it will be difficult. My second uncle doesn't even know what's going on. .” I frowned.

"What a big deal, it's on me!" Hei San said.

"What can you do?" I was suddenly hopeful, Hei San is also the young master of a big family, maybe he knows some kind of expert?
"How much does it cost to buy a bottle of abortion pills? It's really impossible to find a hospital, using the Korean LEEP knife technology, 3 minutes of minimally invasive and painless abortion, follow the treatment, and the streets are full of such small advertisements! Packed!"

After Black Three finished speaking, he continued to laugh loudly.

But I couldn't laugh anymore.

(End of this chapter)