The beast of the super seminary, Bai Ze

Chapter 2 My name is Bai Ze
Morgana and the other demons looked at the naked man in front of them, their expressions were confused, and their hearts were close to collapse. As for the man's words just now, they didn't hear them at all.

"Ugh?"

The man scratched the back of his head and finally came back to his senses, but he was also a little dazed immediately.I was so drunk in a human bar yesterday, I vaguely heard the boss asking for money, so I just ran away and flew into the universe and fell asleep, how could I appear here?And the creatures in front of him are obviously not the human beings that Nuwa's fellow was 'pinching'.Thinking of this, he pinched his chin in doubt.

"Hey! Who are you? No, what are you?"

Morgana was the first to recover.So he turned his head away, trying not to look at the man in front of him and asked.But thinking of the series of situations just now, I added another sentence.

When the man in doubt heard the voice, he suddenly changed into the unfathomable look he used to pretend to be a "magic stick" to cheat money on the earth.replied.

"I am nothing, do you believe me when I say I am God?"

"I believe!"

Morgana said firmly after thinking about the previous situation.The tone is beyond doubt.

"Ugh?"

This startled the man. When he said those words, he was ready to be regarded as a psycho by others as before.As a result, people really believed it!
"Don't you think I'm crazy? Isn't it sick to think of yourself as a god in this era?"

Although the man pretended to be calm, he couldn't hide the surprise in his tone.

"Fuck! Fart! My old lady is also a god! Who the hell dares to think that I am sick? Hey! Then who, do you think I am sick?"

When Morgana heard the man's words, she was immediately unhappy.As if to prove it to the man, he even looked back at his demon subordinates and asked with a ferocious expression.

"No, Her Lady Queen is a goddess!"

"Who dares to say that our queen is not a god, or that our queen is sick, I will fight him hard!"

"My lord, long live the goddess!"

All the demons answered in one go, with expressions of admiration on their faces like a group of little fanboys.

And when Morgana said that she was also a god, excitement flashed in the man's eyes, and then he stared closely at Morgana's body.His eyes scanned Morgana's body carefully back and forth.Neither speak.

Morgana felt the man's gaze, and her hair was straight.Fuck, this guy can't be a pervert right?

When Atuo, who was standing behind Morgana, saw this scene, his heart suddenly became angry. TM's self has been with the queen for so many years, and he doesn't have the nerve to look at it like this!This bare-backed bastard thing!

"You really are a god! My name is Bai Ze. What's your name? Do you have a boyfriend? Where do you live? Measurements...cough cough cough..."

After confirming, Bai Ze excitedly reported his name and asked a series of questions. In the end, he might feel that some questions were inappropriate, so he coughed desperately to cover up his guilty conscience.

As for Bai Ze being a little excited?How can this not be exciting?After billions of years, I finally saw a god like myself again!Back then when he was born in the beginning of chaos, he had many friends like himself because of his kind nature.

But a long, long time ago, I missed a major 'event' because of drunkenness, all my former friends disappeared, and the only god in the world was Bai Ze.

At that time, Bai Ze, who was fragmented, didn't know what he had missed, but Bai Ze, who regretted it, deeply felt that he had missed the whole world.

The disheartened Bai Ze has always chosen to stay in the human world, looking at these creatures created by his former friend Nuwa in the human world, he can also slightly recall the unrestrained and carefree days in the past, and use this to comfort himself.

So Bai Ze, who already loved alcohol, became an alcoholic.Spent billions of years in a daze.Until now I have met 'God' again.

"Bai Ze? I'm Morgana, the king of demons. You can call me Your Lady Queen. How about it? Do you want to hang out with my old lady in the future? It's very promising!"

Morgana ignored Bai Ze's unreasonable questions, looked at Bai Ze's "simple" appearance, and thought that he was a god after all.Just wanting to take it for his own use, he raised his head and said proudly, but his tone sounded like a child abductor.

"It's okay to hang out with you, can you tell me where this is first? And why am I here?"

Bai Ze agreed to Morgana without even thinking about it. After being alone for billions of years, he met "the same kind" again. I don't think anyone wants to try that kind of loneliness, right?
"I'm not too sure about the specific situation. I only know that you fell from the sky. ... And can you f*ck put on clothes and talk to my mother!"

Morgana collected her thoughts and said, she wanted to observe Bai Ze's divine body seriously.It's just that something suddenly occurred to me, and I didn't look back.

Hearing this, Bai Ze lowered his head and looked, his naked body was not covered up, a gust of wind blew in, and it was cool to look down upon the crowd.

What a fucking embarrassment! !
I really want to drill back into the ground where I just buried myself.

Bai Ze waved his hand, and a white dress appeared on his body.It's just the sense of obstruction when he exerted his divine power just now, which made him frown slightly.

Adjusting his breathing, he looked at Morgana with a slightly unnatural expression and said.It seems that even with such a thick skin as Bai Ze, he couldn't help himself from the embarrassment.

"Uh... you can turn around."

Morgana turned her head when she heard the words, and she saw a person in white clothes and silver hair, with a slender figure, and a red line on her forehead that looked like eyes.This line of lines is like the finishing touch, adding a touch of enchanting beauty to Bai Ze's already handsome face.The whole person looks very beautiful!

Even the well-informed Morgana has lived thousands of years since she was a child, but she has never seen such a 'beautiful' person.I couldn't help but be stupefied, and whispered in my heart.Fuck!Really TM a little handsome.

"Don't you know? I'll figure it out myself."

Bai Ze didn't know why Morgana was so dazed, and he didn't dare to think about it, just because he was too embarrassed just now.Embarrassed, he just wanted to divert his attention from what happened just now.So he pinched his fingers and remembered the magical technique that he hadn't used for a long time.fortune telling!
As for whether this magical technique is called fortune-telling!Bai Ze said that he TM forgot.I only know the name that the group of humans gave this magic technique when they first made money from it.

Using the magic spell, Bai Ze found the feeling of blockage again, but he didn't care about it, but spent more power than usual to run the magic spell.

Not long after, Bai Ze knew the ins and outs.But after knowing everything, Bai Ze sincerely said, I'll fuck you! !

It turned out that after drinking to the bottom of the bar on Earth before, he vaguely heard that the boss was coming to pay the bill, and he quickly used a trick to escape without money...

Bai Ze, who had drunk enough wine, originally wanted to fly to the upper atmosphere to sleep as usual, but unexpectedly, after drinking a lot of fake wine, he went in the wrong direction and drilled hard into the ground, and finally gave him the earth. Meow's drill exploded! !
The powerful force of the star explosion knocked out the unsuspecting self in an instant, and the excessive space distortion after the explosion led to the appearance of a space-time black hole, which sucked the unconscious self into it effortlessly!
Then he threw himself into another plane, which is here...

"Hey! Bai Ze, are you all right? Can you leave the ink marks?"

Morgana urged impatiently as she stood alone beside Bai Ze.The demons around her had already been sent back to the castle by her.

"Well, all right."

Bai Ze quickly regained consciousness when he heard Morgana's voice.

"Understand?"

"Well, I figured it out!"

"What's the matter?"

"Uh... You can understand that I have traveled from another plane."

The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched and said foolishly.No way, I can't say that I blew up my house by drinking fake wine!He didn't blow himself up, but blasted through time!If such a embarrassing thing is said, then I will really explode in the future! !

"Oh. Let's go. From now on, I will follow my old lady to get you to eat hot and spicy food!"

Morgana immediately believed it when she heard Bai Ze say that she was time-traveled.After all, in this day and age, any shit can happen.Just thinking of the way Bai Ze appeared on the stage, he said another sentence silently in his heart.

God TM travels through! !
　Please bookmark, please recommend, the author can't guarantee anything else, but he will definitely not be a eunuch! !

　　


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