urban immortal mad doctor

Chapter 31
"Such a beautiful back, of course I want to go up and say hello!"

The fat man quickly replied.

After answering, the fat man couldn't help but feel even more proud when he saw the faint smile on Yang Guang's face.

However, the faint smile on Yang Guang's face turned into a sneer.

"Idiot, you went up to greet the other party without even knowing the most superficial information. What if the other party is facing a dinosaur, or is a man at all? Then you have cheated yourself?"

Yang Guang scolded directly, and couldn't help giving the fat man a chestnut.

"Ah! It's still like this."

The fat man was stunned for a moment, but he didn't refute.

Instead, she looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law.

"Why can't it be like this? Girls these days are amazing at making up. Even a dinosaur can make you a goddess. What we have to do is to use our sharp eyes to find the best natural beauties."

Yang Guang taught.

Seeing Yang Guang teach the fat man like a sheep, Li Ku's eyes widened.

Just like Fatty knows Li Ku, as a brother, Li Ku also knows Fatty very well.

Not to mention being taught a lesson, in school before, some guys made the fat guy unhappy, and the fat guy would definitely find an opportunity to come up with a bad move to teach the other party.

How can it be so meek as it is now.

Xuan Jing on the side couldn't help blushing when she heard Yang Guang's question.

This pervert brother is too rascal, he even taught Fatty some of these things.

But although Xuan Jing blushed, she couldn't help but continue listening.

At the same time, Xuan Jing also comforted herself in her heart, she wanted to hear these things from Brother Pervert, it was entirely to prevent Brother Pervert from using these methods on the sisters of Xinxin Flower Shop in the future.

"Continue to the above question. Now that you have figured out that the woman with the beautiful back is a top beauty, what will you do?"

Yang Guang continued to ask.

"If I already know that she is a pure natural beauty, then I will definitely go up and say hello."

The fat man hesitated for a moment before answering.

This time he was very confident, he knew that the other party was a top beauty, if he didn't go up to say hello, wouldn't it lose the meaning of picking up girls?

"How to say hello, be specific."

"Appear in front of a beautiful woman in a casual way, and say to her, Hey, miss, how are you!"

The fat man smiled and waited for Yang Guang's compliment.

"Snapped!"

What was waiting was not a compliment, but a shudder from Yang Guang.

"Miss, you sister! You are the lady, let alone a top-notch beauty, even an ordinary woman would give you a slap in the face, waste of money, you fool is simply waste of money!"

When Yang Guang heard the fat man's answer, he almost couldn't help but kicked up again.

"Then what should I do?"

Seeing Yang Guang's dissatisfied expression, the fat man was extremely depressed.

Is he really that bad at picking up girls?
The blushing fat guys who used to flirt with school girls in school began to doubt their ability to pick up girls.

"You should have physical movements, that is, skin-to-skin contact with this kind of super beauty, so that you can leave a deep impression on this kind of super beauty, whether it is good or bad, let her remember it firmly in your heart first. hold you."

Yang Guang said with a straight face.

"Skin-to-skin relationship? Brother Guang, can you be more specific."

Hearing Yang Guang's words, the fat man's eyes lit up.

It's no wonder that I used to flirt with girls, but I'm still single until now.

"To be more specific, of course, go straight up, give her a quick kiss on the face, and then explain, beauty, there are mosquitoes on your face, and I'm helping you get rid of the mosquitoes."

Yang Guang said calmly.

"rogue."

Hearing this, Xuan Jing couldn't help but spit on Yang Guang immediately.

"Wouldn't he be beaten to death by the top beauty, and then thrown to the police station?"

Although he praised Yang Guang's actions in his heart, was this obviously a hooliganism? Fatty was still worried that he would be taken away by the police uncle.

"Wanting to pick up a beautiful woman is naturally risky."

The fat man said depressedly.

"What if she slaps me?"

"Then you just say, thank you for helping me beat the mosquitoes, so that she can forget about you?"

Yang Guang smiled lightly.

"Fuck, Brother Guang, you are too good."

Hearing Yang Guang's theories, the fat man almost fell down.

However, Li Ku on the side was still a little worried and said: "Brother Guang, you are so shameless, won't you be beaten to death?"

"Since it is a top-quality beauty, there are naturally many strong guards around it. This is the same as the powerful monster guards next to the elixir. If the strength is not enough, you should not provoke that kind of beautiful beauty. "

Yang Guang raised his eyes and warned.

"What about you, Brother Guang, can you provoke those beauties who are all over the country?"

The fat man asked curiously, wanting to find out Yang Guang's strength from the side.

But Yang Guang just smiled lightly and didn't respond to Fatty's words.

Seeing that Yang Guang didn't want to reveal, the fat man didn't dare to continue asking.

Instead, he asked a question that made him feel more itchy than hugging his beautiful legs: "Brother Guang, what should I do when I run up to kiss the beautiful woman at the end?"

The fat man looked like he had discovered a treasure and was waiting for the key to open it.

Not only Fatty, but even Li Ku is waiting with anticipation for what kind of answer Yang Guang can give.

"Here, let me demonstrate it to you in actual combat!"

At this time, Yang Guang caught a glimpse of a beautiful shadow from the corner of his eyes, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help evoking a sunny smile.

(End of this chapter)