One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 97
After dealing with the three rabbits, Tang Sanzang, who had rabbit fur and blood in one hand, was about to wash his hands, when he heard Lan Caihe's words, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"This fairy, let alone a man who can kill a rabbit, how could he not be able to catch a chicken? I caught your kick just now, okay? Besides, Sun Wukong was kicked by me to dig through the Five Elements Mountain It came out, as a fair deal, and she stayed voluntarily, there is no dirty tricks in it, let alone any coercion!"

Tang Sanzang looked at Lan Caihe who was scrutinizing her, and he couldn't complain, but he just dumped the blame on Lingji, it would be hard to come back and carry it on his back, so he could only pretend that he didn't hear it. I washed my hands in the jug beside me, took a sip from the jug, and calmed down my desire to complain.

"Ah, you are worried about this, don't worry..." Zhu Tianpeng with the original expression, leaned into Lan Caihe's ear and whispered: "Don't worry, our master likes men and won't do anything to us... ..."

"Pfft—" Tang Sanzang spit out a sip of water, and stared at Zhu Tianpeng, whose apprentice was so tireless in blackmailing Master!

Lan Caihe's originally cold face suddenly became brighter. Looking at Tang Sanzang, she thought that although she was a mortal, she still looked decent.

Hearing what Zhu Tianpeng said, all the goosebumps on his hands suddenly came up, and Tang Sanzang, who just had a hand of rabbit fur and blood, felt a little chilly, and seemed to have forgotten the words for a while, and it took a while to pull Sun Wu Kong took two steps to the side, and said softly, "You...you just follow such a master to learn scriptures? No...it's not very good..."

"Don't listen to her nonsense, master, he is not a bad person." Sun Wukong said with a tilt towards Tang Sanzang, shaking his head.

"Zhu Tianpeng, there is no water, hurry up and fetch water for me!" Tang Sanzang's face darkened, and he threw a large water tank beside him directly to Zhu Tianpeng, his voice became a little louder, and he used his eyes to intimidate her , "If you talk nonsense again, you will have nothing to eat in the future."

"Master, the small river is far away from here, so let's use it at will..." Zhu Tianpeng hugged the water tank with a reluctance on his face.

"Okay, from now on you will be called Xiaobai and Senior Sister Luoxi." Tang Sanzang took a sip of water, with an expression of indifference.

"The two junior sisters are so young..." Zhu Tianpeng still wanted to bargain, but seeing that Tang Sanzang had already turned around to fiddle with the fire, he bared his teeth at Tang Sanzang's back, and held the water tank towards the small river more than twenty miles away. Walking towards Lan Caihe, she muttered to herself when she got to Lan Caihe's side: "You must be in love with men for ordering a pretty apprentice around so rudely..."

Lan Caihe nodded approvingly, and looked at Zhu Tianpeng who was going away, "People with abnormal orientation are probably perverts, it's better to be careful."

With a click, Tang Sanzang, who had just set up the grill, failed to control his strength, and the two arms thick wood were directly snapped into two pieces.

"This statement is true for Zhu Tianpeng, but it is not universal. Moreover, I solemnly declare that my orientation is normal!" Tang Sanzang threw the wood away, stood up and walked in front of Lan Caihe. Standing at a distance of a foot, relying on the advantage of being a head taller, he looked down at her, then pointed to her feet, raised his eyebrows and said: "For example, I like your feet very much. "

Lan Caihe stared blankly at Tang Sanzang, her bald head couldn't hide her handsome face. Although her well-proportioned figure was not muscular, it still made people feel solid and stable. Even in the heavens, there were few such handsome gods.

Moreover, Lan Caihe is quite aloof on weekdays, except for a few girlfriends, the rest of the gods are afraid to approach more than three feet away, how dare they stay less than one foot away like Tang Sanzang, the man's breath rushes towards her face, A blush rose on the face of Lan Caihe who was dazed for a moment, the heart that had been silent for hundreds of years after the ascension couldn't help trembling, suddenly remembered Tang Sanzang's words, looked down at his feet, and took two steps back , staring and said: "Deng Tuzi..."

"That's amazing." Tang Sanzang nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and continued to fiddle with the grill. At least Deng Tuzi had made his orientation clear, at least he was much better than gays.

Tang Sanzang didn't reach the point where he wanted to increase his favorability when he saw a girl, but he couldn't ruin his reputation casually. Learning from the scriptures is just an experience in life, and he couldn't ruin his reputation that determines the happiness of the rest of his life. .

"He...he..." Lan Caihe looked at Tang Sanzang who turned his head away, stomped his feet angrily, took Sun Wukong's hand, and said angrily: "If you are a disciple, you must be more careful." Now, look at you girls, he is the only man, and all the food goes through his hands, what if he puts medicine in it, then you will all suffer."

Tang Sanzang whistled and set up the grill, continuing to play the role of Deng Tuzi.

Sun Wukong looked at the abnormal Tang Sanzang with some dumbfounding, then looked at Lan Caihe and shook his head, "Don't worry, Master is a good man."

After setting up the shelf, Tang Sanzang began to roast rabbits. The rabbits on the grassland are very fat, and each weighs five or six catties.Originally, two would be enough for the three of Tang Sanzang and the others to eat, but now that there was an extra blue lotus, Tang Sanzang simply roasted all three.

"It's up to her to eat or not, but it's a pity that I didn't ask Li Simin for some medicine when I came out." Tang Sanzang glanced at Lan Caihe who was talking, and muttered softly.

Zhu Tianpeng came back with a large tank of water and continued to blackmail Tang Sanzang, but after Tang Sanzang showed his side as a disciple, Lan Caihe no longer believed Zhu Tianpeng's words, and Zhu Tianpeng's first battle ended in failure.

"Xiaobai, come wash your hands and eat."

"Luoxi also drink some water, and then eat."

Tang Sanzang yelled at Ao Xiaobai and Luo Xi who were still playing on the side, then helped Ao Xiaobai wash his hands, and took a clean bowl to fill Luo Xi with a bowl of water.

Sun Wukong took Lan Caihe and sat down beside the fire, while Zhu Tianpeng sat down beside Lan Caihe, while brushing up his favorability, he quietly took advantage of it and had a great time.

"Master, where are my three rabbit legs?" Ao Xiaobai sat obediently by the fire, letting Tang Sanzang wipe her hands with a dry towel.

"Here's it for you." Tang Sanzang put the towel aside, smiled and shaved the little girl's nose, took a knife and ran across the hare on the grill, cut a rabbit leg and put it in the bowl, " It's a bit hot, blow it up and eat it, I'll keep the other two for you."

"Yes, Master." Ao Xiaobai held the bowl in both hands, nodded obediently, and looked at Luo Xi beside him, "Master, Senior Sister Luo Xi wants you to feed her first."

"Well, you guys eat first, I'll finish eating with Luo Xi first." Tang Sanzang nodded, got up and washed his hands, took the green grass he had prepared just now, stroked the soft white horse on Luo Xi's neck, He handed the tender green grass to her mouth, and said with a smile: "Luoxi has dinner, and when she grows up, she should eat it by herself. It's not a good habit to let others feed her every day."

"It seems...not a very bad person." Lan Caihe held a plate containing two small pieces of rabbit meat, watching Tang Sanzang lovingly washing Ao Xiaobai's hands and feeding the white horse affectionately , with a look of surprise on his face.

　====== Thank you Xiang Ge No. 500, Huang Yichen for the 100 starting point coins reward, thank you shunzxz, Destiny lies in me, and Banbianluo for the [-] starting point coin rewards.The tooth still hurts, so the single update will continue for a few days, and it will be on the shelves next month, and it will be almost a holiday, so let's break it out to everyone... I'm sorry these days.

　　
　
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