One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 88 Master, I Think You're a Gay

Just now he had a confrontation with Lingji Bodhisattva, and when he turned around, he was scared away by Xue Beng. Naturally, Tang Sanzang was inevitably laughed at by his three apprentices.

Fortunately, Guanyin directly blamed this on cuteness. Of course, this made Tang Sanzang feel even more embarrassed.

Mu Xiao said that he wanted to stay with Luo Xi for another day, but it was getting late anyway, and he was not in a hurry to go on the road, so Tang Sanzang let them do whatever they wanted, while they camped directly in a valley and slept in the open at night.

When passing by a small valley before, Tang Sanzang and his party took a bath and changed into clean clothes.Of course, Tang Sanzang was washed in a small pond separated by a mountain downstream, so the kind of thing you thought too much did not happen.

"Thousands of years ago, were you the one who saved them?" Tang Sanzang, standing side by side with Avalokitesvara on the hillside, said softly, looking at a man and a horse in the valley not far away.

"No, have you forgotten?" Avalokitesvara turned to look at Tang Sanzang, and nodded again, "That's right, you forgot..."

"It turned out to be him..." Seeing Guanyin's expression, Tang Sanzang had already guessed that it was Jin Chanzi who protected them in front of Lingji thousands of years ago.

"Since you protected them in the millennium, then I will fulfill them in the millennium." Tang Sanzang looked up at the sky and said silently in his heart.

For the first time, Tang Sanzang had a good impression of Jin Chanzi who was beaten to death by the Tathagata and thrown into reincarnation because he didn't listen carefully. It seemed that he was not a rigid monk.

But if he goes back to 18 years ago, he will still choose to let himself survive, no matter what kind of person the other party is.

Avalokitesvara looked at Tang Sanzang, showing a rare serious look: "Your blood is very special, it's best not to let the monsters smell it, or they will want to eat you."

"I know, but can I really live forever if I eat it?" Tang Sanzang was a little curious, and said with a strange expression: "Who else is blackmailing me everywhere? No, all the monsters on the Westward Journey now know about this. It's okay."

"Should...maybe...maybe, but I think ordinary monsters can't bear your blood. Luoxi is special, lacking spirit, and it's okay to neutralize it with the leaves of willows." Guanyin nodded. , shook his head again, "I don't know who is spreading this kind of news."

Guanyin's answer was ambiguous, similar to Tang Sanzang's speculation. It seems that the little girl Taibai is also a weirdo, she just drank a drop of his blood and fell asleep.

"By the way, why did the people from Heaven hunt me down? It's understandable to add Wukong, Xiaobai, and Tianpeng now, but when I first came out of Tang Dynasty, Taibai came to chase me down. Why? " Tang Sanzang suddenly remembered that day in Tianting, he was hunted down inexplicably, this time he finally remembered to ask Guanyin.

"This, I don't know too well. I seldom touch Heavenly Court. Is it because you are a Buddhist scripture?" Guanyin still shook her head.

If it weren't for her exquisite face full of innocence and Er, Tang Sanzang would have felt that Guanyin was here to deceive him, and it seems that the Heavenly Court should be on guard.

"Then, I'll go back first..." Guanyin looked at Tang Sanzang and said.

"So soon, why don't you leave without something to eat?" Tang Sanzang glanced back at the fire that had been lit over there, and Zhu Tianpeng received the deer that had been cleaned up at noon into the Qiankun bag, which happened to be used for dinner.

"Are you inviting me?" Avalokitesvara's eyes lit up, she nodded her fingers, and said with some embarrassment: "Although the Buddha asked me to go to Lingshan, if you invite me, then I..."

"Then hurry up and eat again next time." Tang Sanzang directly refused. In his opinion, Tathagata is completely wrong. If Avalokitesvara wasted time because of eating here, and at this time, I am afraid that he has already filed a complaint at Lingshan. Lingji, Guanyin's situation may not be very good.

"Okay...then you must miss me." Guanyin nodded, her face full of reluctance.

"Well, I'll treat you to hot pot next time you come." Tang Sanzang smiled and nodded.

"Hot pot?" Guanyin was a little puzzled, but soon became happy again, said goodbye to Sun Wukong and the others, and disappeared into the sky in a golden light.

"Master, the relationship between you and Sister Guanyin is very unusual?" Seeing Tang Sanzang put the whole deer pierced by an iron rod on the fire, Zhu Tianpeng leaned forward with a curious expression on his face: "Could it be that Master, you were killed?" Sister Guanyin took care of her, so she gave you a very powerful magic weapon, so even the tiger demon and the eight-clawed golden dragon are not your opponents?"

"Stay here..." Tang Sanzang stretched out his hand and flicked Zhu Tianpeng's forehead, what was this guy thinking.

"Oh! It hurts..." Zhu Tianpeng covered his forehead and sat on the ground, grinning at Tang Sanzang, "Master, you flicked my forehead again. Didn't you just agree in the cave that you will not flick me on the forehead again?"

"Really? Have I ever said such a thing?" Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Tianpeng with a smile, and removed a palm-sized black stone, "Then next time, do you want to try another one?"

"Master, I believe Guanyin Bodhisattva must not have taken care of you anymore." Zhu Tianpeng looked at Tang Sanzang with a heartbroken expression on his face, "Because you definitely don't like women, otherwise how could it be possible for me to be as beautiful as a flower? A woman who can't be moved can bear such a hand. Master, it's okay, even if you are as good as Long Yang, I won't despise you. "

"Pfft..." Sun Wukong, who was sitting on the top of a tree with long legs dangling, was biting a peach. The peach fell out of his mouth, and he turned to look at Tang Sanzang with a strange expression.

Tang Sanzang's hand turning the roasted deer also froze, and he looked at Zhu Tianpeng with a heartbroken look speechless, but his eyebrows were about to fly up. This guy really can say anything.

"Second Senior Sister, what's so good about Longyang?" Ao Xiaobai, who was sitting beside him holding the Feilong Baozhang, turned into a curious baby again and asked Zhu Tianpeng, blinking his big blue eyes.

"Longyang is good, which means that Master likes..." Zhu Tianpeng fell back, just avoided Tang Sanzang's flicked finger, and rolled to the side twice, watching Tang Sanzang happily Said: "Master, you can't kill people to silence your mouth, and this is not something shameful. You can see that I like women. I don't mind if you like men."

"Don't talk nonsense, you don't have dinner." Tang Sanzang still didn't throw out the black stone, and threatened with the delicious food in his hand.

"I'm not talking nonsense, master, in fact, I have observed you all the way, and I finally came to a conclusion today." Zhu Tianpeng shook his head, and said one by one with his fingers:

"First, how many beautiful girls threw themselves into your arms along the way, and you didn't even bother to look at them. This is not the calmness you should have at your young age."

"Secondly, our three apprentices who are as beautiful as flowers and jade are following you, and there is no defense at all along the way. It has been several months, and even the tents have not been closed, and there has not even been a night attack! Even You didn’t even take a peek in the shower just now!”

"Third, you are so attractive to women, but you want to become a monk and you can't marry a wife and have children. Isn't this just to avoid women?"

"So, Master, I'm sure you just like men!"

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