One Punch Tang Monk

Chapter 3 The Walking Sun Wind Chime

Tang Sanzang helped Li Simin take off his shoes, and pulled the silk quilt to cover him. After doing this kind of thing a lot, he got used to it.Tang Sanzang didn't feel much disgust in his heart, anyway, Li Simin couldn't get his way, and he never used force.

But looking at the black air mixed with the golden luck on his head, Tang Sanzang frowned slightly. It should be the condensed souls of those who died under Li Simin's hands.

As the lord of the Tang Dynasty, Li Simin was so lucky that ordinary ghosts didn't dare to get close to him. Even the King of Hades couldn't seduce him into the underworld at will. These black qi should be the root cause.

"Three years, not much time." Looking at Li Simin who was still sleeping soundly, Tang Sanzang thought in his heart.

If you know how to enter the underworld, can you be extremely poor, make trouble in the underworld like Monkey King, change the book of life and death, and extend his life for another 100 years?
No, no, shouldn't this kind of thing be done for the woman you love!Tang Sanzang quickly shook his head to deny himself, and looked away from the bed.

"Father, don't come here! You are the one who forced me, you are the one who pushed me to the cliff! You deserve to die, and that wicked woman who forced my mother to death deserves to die."

"Brother, heh, what qualifications do you have to laugh at me, you bastard, except that you were born two years early and played with a few more women, how can you be the king of a country?"

"All of you, kill me. I'm not even afraid of death. Would I still be afraid of a few bites from you?"

"Come on, hurt each other, see if I don't bite you to death!"

Tang Sanzang turned his eyes back to the bed again, and looked at Li Simin, who was writhing on the bed with his eyes closed and his teeth and claws bared, with a look of astonishment on his face.

Sure enough, he is a master who won't suffer even in nightmares, confronting ghosts. In this scene, Tang Sanzang said that his brain is incompetent. It is really unreasonable for such a person not to become an emperor.

But listening to the dream words in his mouth and the painful expression on his face, Tang Sanzang sighed softly, sat cross-legged on the bed, and began to chant sutras.

It's really not that he was able to become a Dachan master at his age, well, not only because of Li Simin's favor.

The golden Buddha's light emanated from his body, sweeping towards the black air.The dense black air began to melt, and there were sharp roars and wailings, and there were even skeletons and ghosts who wanted to rush towards Tang Sanzang, but they couldn't get close and dissipated in the air.

Tang Sanzang is not saving them, but destroying them.Whether they deserve to die is not something he needs to consider. Since he is entangled with Li Simin, he should fall into Jiuyou forever, so that he should not have nightmares again.

As the black air gradually dissipated, the struggling look on Li Simin's face gradually disappeared, and finally a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he murmured: "Come on, you are all afraid."

"What the hell!" Tang Sanzang shook his hand and almost threw the Buddhist beads in his hand.

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Early the next morning, a ray of sunlight shone into the bedroom through the half-covered window.

Li Simin who was lying on the bed opened his eyes suddenly, turned his head to look suddenly, saw Tang Sanzang sitting cross-legged beside him, and then relaxed his expression.

"Brother Yu, you are so bad, you actually put medicine in the wine." Li Simin got up, straightened her clothes, looked at Tang Sanzang and said with a smile, "But I have made a decision, order you for another 49 days."

"Your Majesty, isn't there a water and land conference going to be held today? Let's go quickly." Tang Sanzang stood up and changed the subject.

Li Simin took it for granted: "That's right, the Land and Water Conference will be held for 49 days. During the day, you recite scriptures and enter the palace at night. There will be no delay."

Tang Sanzang: "..."

"By the way, I have a new cassock for you. Yesterday there was an ugly monk who tried to cheat me of money, but I beat him up and threw it out. But the cassock is okay." Li Simin suddenly thought of something, afraid of the palm of his hand. Said: "Shangguan, bring the shiny cassock that I snatched yesterday."

Tang Sanzang had a strange expression on his face, "It can't be brocade cassock, can it?"

"Hey, how did you know? Did you also meet that liar monk?" Li Simin looked at Tang Sanzang in surprise.

"It's okay, as long as you're happy." Tang Sanzang shook his head, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was beaten out by Li Simin as a liar, what the hell is this broken plot.

However, Li Simin set up a water and land meeting, and Guanyin sent clothes. Is Journey to the West really a destiny?The golden cicada was eaten by him, so the fate still turned to him.

Journey to the West is almost a trip to the Asan Kingdom, but along the way there are all kinds of weird monsters, and there are also ghosts who are related to the gods.

Tang Sanzang is not afraid of monsters, but he ate the golden cicada, if he saw the Buddha, would he beat him to death?
Although he felt that he should not be weak now, Tang Sanzang still felt that there was a gap when he thought of the boss who suppressed Monkey King with a single slap.

Speaking of Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang was suddenly a little curious about what the monkey who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago looked like.Dare to hit 33 Chongtian with a stick, stop the beautiful Seven Fairies and turn around to pick peaches, this is definitely a dead house with a weird personality.

At this time, the door opened slowly, and two rows of handsome court ladies entered in a file under the leadership of a female official with a flat chest, bowed profusely, and said in unison: "Your Majesty, I respectfully ask you to change your clothes."

The leading female official was named Shangguan Wan'er, she was extremely beautiful, she was seventeen or eighteen years old, and her enchanting figure was perfectly set off in a bright red palace attire.

Withdrawing his eyes, Tang Sanzang didn't feel any charming feeling in his heart, but he always felt that the name Shangguan Wan'er was very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard it.

The closest person to serve Li Simin is not the old eunuch or the young eunuch, but this Shangguan Wan'er, who is both superior in appearance and figure, and a group of handsome court ladies.

Of course, compared with the emperors of the Tang Dynasty, Li Simin can be regarded as a clear stream among the emperors. He actually selected the most beautiful [-] of the [-] palace ladies left by the previous emperors in the palace, and sent the rest home. It has benefited countless men in the world.

And the rest of the palace maids are genuinely one in a hundred, and all of them are first-class beauties. Just the little palace maid over there holding a golden basin, and throwing it into the biggest brothel in Chang'an City is worth the money for those animals. Top card.

Although Li Simin is eighteen years old, the queen has not yet been decided. Apart from two nobles, there is not even a noble concubine in the harem. If it hadn't been for his iron and blood methods that have deterred all the officials in the court these few years, these people would probably be smeared Ketchup, let's remonstrate with blood.

Li Simin waved to Shangguan Wan'er, and when she walked in front of her, she smiled triumphantly at Tang Sanzang: "Do you want to know what it feels like? If you promise me to live in the harem forever, what belongs to me will be yours. "

"Your Majesty, it's almost time for the water and land meeting." Tang Sanzang looked away from Shangguan Wan'er's blushing face, and said helplessly. His eyes accidentally swept across the palace ladies, but none of them showed surprise. Vaguely... looking forward to it.

"What's the rush? If I don't arrive, who dares to start? When will I arrive? When will it be an auspicious time? Do you believe it or not?" Li Simin waved his hand and picked up the shiny one on the sandalwood plate that Shangguan Wan'er was holding. The cassock was gently shaken off, making a series of crisp sounds like wind chimes.

Tang Sanzang subconsciously blocked the dazzling jewels with his hand. At the first moment, he thought of the display board of the hawker selling shell pendants in the seaside scenic spot, that is, the pendants on it were more abundant and valuable.

"Look, it's just such a shabby cassock with a bunch of shells, stones and bones hanging on it. Not only is it not aesthetically pleasing, but it also weighs five or six catties for no reason. That ugly monk wants to sell me 5000 taels of silver. Doesn't that mean that it's just a tattered cassock?" Lie my money? This kind of stone is almost piled up in my treasury." Li Simin said with a look of contempt.

Tang Sanzang took a closer look at the pendants on the cassock. Emeralds, luminous pearls, wishful beads, wind-fixing beads, red agate, purple coral...there are many kinds. Affecting any of these things outside is priceless.

"Actually, 5000 taels is really not expensive." Tang Sanzang said a fair word for Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Forget it, it's mine anyway, whether it's expensive or not, come on, Brother Yu, let me change your clothes for you." Li Simin ignored these directly, and walked towards Tang Sanzang with the cassock.

Tang Sanzang obediently untied his cassock, and let Li Simin put on a new cassock for him. Things would become easier if he followed him.

However, hanging a five-jin pendant on the cassock, this sense of fashion is really beyond the control of ordinary people. Walking out with this shiny body, it seems to be calling the whole world: Come and rob me!

"Although it's a bit vulgar, the rate of return must be high." Li Simin nodded with satisfaction, put her hands on the lapel of her clothes, looked at Tang Sanzang and said with a smile, "Would you like to appreciate my changing clothes, Brother Yu?"

"I'm going to wash up first." Tang Sanzang turned around and walked out the door.

Li Simin looked at Tang Sanzang's back, and let Shangguan Wan'er untie her clothes. Layers of white silk were wrapped around her chest. Her slender fingers brushed lightly, which seemed a little elastic and soft. You'd be a fool if you missed it."

"Your Majesty, don't you want to tell the mage?" Shangguan Wan'er asked softly as she put on the purple gold dragon robe for Li Simin.

Li Simin shook his head slightly, "I have my own plans for this matter."

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The endless guard of honor set out from the imperial palace and headed for Huasheng Temple.

In order to prevent being eaten tofu on the imperial chariot, Tang Sanzang sternly rejected Li Simin's invitation with an idiotic smile on his face. He rode a white horse and walked in front of the imperial chariot.

But not long after, Tang Sanzang regretted it a little. His cassock covered with pendant jewels seemed to emit strong light under the sun. Passers-by on the road blocked the light with their hands and squinted their eyes to see his appearance clearly. .

And as the horse bumped, those pendants collided with each other, making a series of jingling sounds, even covering the sound of the music playing in front of the road, successfully attracting everyone's attention to him, and then he heard something strange. discussion.

"Ah, it's so dazzling, who turned into the sun, I'm about to go blind."

"Isn't this the emperor's younger brother, the prime minister's grandson, the great scholar's son, and the Great Master Tang Sanzang? Is it necessary to add a walking sun wind chime title?"

"Wow, Brother Sanzang is so handsome! He is really good-looking, and he can control any style of clothes. I really want to become that white horse."

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(End of this chapter)