Macross

Chapter 96

"Is it good tea?" Ji Ming knew that he was going to poison him, but he didn't care. Instead, he smiled and said, "Bring it for me to taste!"

Ever since, a scene that made Mr. Sunflower unbelievable appeared: the man poured several pots of Longjing tea mixed with heartbroken grass, and there was nothing wrong with it, and he praised the taste; This person actually ate very deliciously, and said "red beans" were delicious while eating; the porridge made with five poisonous venom...

Except for a few unhygienic things, Ji Ming ate all the other highly poisonous things, and there was no sign of poisoning at all.

"Actually, to be honest, heartbroken grass is more fragrant than Longjing tea. Do you want to try it?" Ji Ming asked with a smile.

The emperor shook his head quickly when he heard the words, while Mr. Sunflower was sweating coldly and didn't dare to say anything.

Six years passed in a flash, and on this day, two heroes met on the roof to compete.

"Where's your sword?" asked one of them.

Immediately, the other said: "The sword is in the heart, where is your sword?"

"I don't need to use a sword to kill you!"

"You are so loud."

"The tone is loud, it's because I got angry, the gums are inflamed..."

Immediately, another person began to advertise: "You can try this, Jingci'an Loquat Honey Health Candy, carefully brewed from Lingnan loquat and wild honey, long-term consumption can achieve fresh breath and enhance internal strength. "

After he finished speaking, the other person was not to be outdone, and also launched his own advertisement: "You can also try this, Bitch Tang Suxiao Jiuxin Pill."

"Like us people in the rivers and lakes, our lives come and go in the wind and rain, and our lives are irregular. Sooner or later, we will have physical problems. Remember, give first aid to Nan Bowan——Bitch Tang quick-acting heart-rescuing pills, yeah!" After finishing speaking, the man gave a slap Victory gesture.

In this regard, the little shoemaker who was watching from below looked disappointed, and was about to turn around and leave with the others.

"These two are funny!" Ji Ming slapped the two of them down.

"It's Gang Qi!" The little shoemaker was startled, and immediately shouted: "There are masters, real masters!"

However, no one believed him at all, and with his superficial martial arts, it was impossible to find Ji Ming's trace.Instead, he looked around, and happened to bump into Tian Baguang, the lewd thief, and Yuelu, the heroine, during the war.

Then there is no doubt that Yuelu was defeated, and the little shoemaker threw his shoes on Tian Baguang's face.

"You just threw my shoe at me?" Tian Baguang walked up to the little shoemaker and asked.

Hearing this, the little shoemaker quickly shook his head.

"If you say it's not yours, what about your shoe?" Tian Baguang said, looking at the little shoemaker's bare foot.Then he was furious, stared at the little shoemaker and said, "Do you believe that I cut you off?"

Of course the little shoemaker didn't believe it, he directly kicked Tian Baguang in the face with his self-created "shadowless kick".

"Stinky boy, you are courting death!" Tian Baguang grabbed the little shoemaker and threw him out.

"Stop, I tell you, I can fly swords." The little shoemaker jumped up and said after landing.Then he took out the "Void Excalibur", released it with a "whoosh" and shot at Tian Baguang... Unfortunately, it missed at all.

This flying sword was actually used, but because of nervousness, it rubbed Tian Ba's bald scalp and shot sideways.

And the little shoemaker's poor internal strength was completely exhausted because of this.

In the end, just like the original plot, the head catcher of the Six Doors made a secret move, and he stabbed Tian Baguang to death with a single sword.

To be precise, it was Tian Baguang who bumped into his sword and died.

"If you need help, you can come to Taishan to find me." Yuelu left a word and left depressed.

She really didn't expect that she couldn't even beat a third-rate Tian Baguang, and in the end, she was saved by a little shoemaker who didn't know martial arts.Could it be that the martial arts that I have practiced hard for more than ten years are not popular at all?

If Ji Ming knew what she was thinking, he would definitely tell her responsibly, that would be really not popular.

However, she is not popular, so the little shoemaker may not be the case—the chief catcher of the six doors looked at the "wooden sword" on his shoulder, and said with an incredulous expression: "Damn, he is obviously a peerless master. In order to pick up girls, I just pretended that I don't know any martial arts, if I had known, I wouldn't have shot!"

As he spoke, he pulled out the sword with a depressed expression on his face.

After the little shoemaker's flying sword went astray, it flew across the whole street and landed on his shoulder.And because it was so fast, he didn't even notice it, nor did he feel the pain.If he hadn't moved a bit when he shot, he wouldn't even know that he was hit by a sword in the shoulder.

"Damn it." After the head catcher pulled out the flying sword, he tried hard to crush it, but accidentally let the flying sword pierce his hand.

From the world of mythology, the sword of Mr. Kong Kong, the number one master in the world, is not something he can crush.

"Come back!" The little shoemaker, who finally regained some skill, recalled his flying sword.As a result, there was no doubt that the other hand that the head catcher was holding the flying sword was also pierced.Seeing this, Ji Ming said to Xiaoluo with a smile on his face: "As expected of Dugu seeking defeat! If you are not successful in martial arts, you can use your sword to injure people. If you get through Ren Du's second channel and advance to Xiantian, then you can't go straight to the golden elixir of martial arts? "

As for Xiao Luo, she said: "A lot of time and space energy!"

After the little shoemaker returned home, he was beaten again by his mother.

Finally, yearning for martial arts, he finally rode a little donkey with a carrot hanging from the donkey's head, and drove towards Mount Tai... During the crossing of the river, no matter how hard he pulled it, he couldn't pull it over, so even the little donkey The donkey is also missing.

Yang Guo, Feng Qingyang, Linghu Chong and others of the later generations would never have imagined that the number one expert in sword use throughout the ages would be so funny.

"Wait, don't drive the boat, and me." At the pier, because he was driving a boat, he accidentally knocked down an old man with a gray beard.Then he picked up the old man, stuffed the carrot into the old man's mouth, and ran to the boat in a hurry.

During this period, he didn't notice that although the old man was bumping on his back, he didn't feel any discomfort at all.

"Young man, are you practicing martial arts?" After boarding the boat, the old man asked curiously when he saw the little shoemaker sitting cross-legged practicing.Hearing this, the little shoemaker opened his eyes, nodded and said, "Yes, the biggest difference between a master and an ordinary person is hard work. I want to seize every second of my time and train my inner strength hard."

Don't worry about why the word "second" appears. In this "advanced" dimensional world, even satellites are known.

After hearing what he said, the old man smiled and nodded, and then asked: "Then what kind of martial arts do you practice?"

"This is the "Da Zhou Tian Shen Gong" passed on to me by my master. It is the most profound martial art in the world. It can even be practiced to the depths to become the 'Pangu True Body'! Do you know Pan Gu? The legendary god who created the world, You are so powerful." It was rare for someone to talk about martial arts, and the little shoemaker said excitedly.

Hearing this, the old man had a wonderful face and couldn't say anything.

"And this one, 'Flying Sword', do you know?" The little shoemaker took out the wooden sword again, put it in front of the old man and said, "This is the 'Empty Sword' given by my master. , is to use this sword to face Monkey King Monkey King, although he was defeated in the end, but the two fought for [-] rounds, which is something that even the gods in the sky can't do."

Next to him, the little Taoist Wang Chongyang immediately said after hearing this, "I know this, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, is a very powerful fairy."

Qiu Chuji and the others never imagined that the young Wang Chongyang was actually quite funny.

"Robbery!" Suddenly, two robbers threw a torpedo into the water.Immediately afterwards, the older one said fiercely: "Fish can't live without water, and you can't live without a boat. If you don't pay the money, you go into the water and the fish get into the boat!"

(End of this chapter)