Macross

Chapter 85 Tang Monk Emotional
"Hello, I'm an exorcist." Under the deliberate arrangement of the old monk, even if the plot of the river demon changed, Chen Xuanzang still got to know Miss Duan.The latter looked him over from head to toe, and said with a slight smile: "You are also an exorcist? Why?"

"Exorcism Ceremony." Chen Xuanzang said, and took out his "Three Hundred Children's Songs".

Then, Miss Duan performed a magic-like indeterminate flying ring for him, and said with a smile: "I actually like that kind of children's stuff."

Chen Xuanzang was hit hard.

"Wait a minute." Seeing that Miss Duan was about to leave, Chen Xuanzang stopped her, took out the martial arts secret book Ji Ming gave him and said, "Actually, this is the real "Exorcism Ceremony". According to legend, 500 years ago, the Tathagata Buddha used this This "Dari Tathagata Sutra" is the one that knocked down the legendary monster king Sun Wukong from the sky."

Of course, this sentence was made up by him, but apart from the fact that he took the wrong cheat book, everything else is true.

The Tathagata Buddha did suppress Sun Wukong with the "Dari Tathagata Sutra", and the "Dari Tathagata Sutra" is indeed "Exorcism Canon", but the real "Exorcism Canon" is "Three Hundred Children's Songs" that's all .

"Hehe, this comic book is more interesting than that kid's thing." Miss Duan laughed and left.

Chen Xuanzang who was left behind was both disappointed and angry, but more of a yearning.

For some reason, he suddenly wanted the acknowledgment from the benefactor, and wanted her praise...

"You don't even know that I have already mastered this set of 'Tathagata Palm'!" Chen Xuanzang said, and with a sudden palm, he made a big palm print on the water next to him.

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"Welcome to Gaojiazhuang, guest officer, look, our service is good, and the decoration is also good..." In the pig demon cave, in the mysterious "Gaojiazhuang barbecue shop", the proprietress is introducing food to Chen Xuanzang.Chen Xuanzang looked at her coldly, gritted his teeth and said, "You show yourself!"

The proprietress pretended to be puzzled, and asked with a puzzled look: "Guest officer, what do you mean by this? Why can't I understand?"

"Stop pretending, I am an exorcist." Chen Xuanzang said.

As he spoke, he punched the proprietress violently.

"Okay, do you want to do it?" The proprietress grabbed Chen Xuanzang's fist, and took out a steel glove with the other hand.However, without waiting for her to make a move, Chen Xuanzang slapped her on the face with his other hand, "Tathagata Palm".

In an instant, the proprietress was shot and turned into gravel and drifted away with the wind.

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be able to practice the 'Tathagata palm'." Miss Duan said with surprise when she saw it.

"I finally killed a monster." Chen Xuanzang was in an excited mood at this moment. After being praised, he was so excited that he slapped the Tathagata palm dozens of times in one breath, turning the pig demon into a monster. All were beaten into sand.

Then he looked at Miss Duan and said proudly, "Is my 'Exorcism Ceremony' amazing?"

"It's really powerful..." Before Miss Duan could finish her sentence, Chen Xuanzang was kicked and flew away by the demon pig who appeared.When Miss Duan saw this, she immediately became angry, and then she fought against the pig monster, lost, and escaped with Chen Xuanzang... The two came to the river to heal their wounds, and Chen Xuanzang's nose was bleeding.

"What, are you injured?" Miss Duan asked.

Chen Xuanzang nodded in embarrassment, and said, "I was beaten too hard before, and I suffered a little internal injury."

……

"Hey, Xuanzang, are you picking up girls, are you happy?" After returning, the great monk said with a smirk.To this, Chen Xuanzang replied solemnly: "Master, what did you say? I practice for the great love in this world. The love between a man and a woman is a small love, which has nothing to do with me."

Immediately, the old monk grabbed a goose leg and said, "Want to eat it?"

"I don't want to." Chen Xuanzang shook his head and said.

The old monk took a bite and said while eating: "I don't have goose legs in my heart, so it's okay to eat it. You clearly want to eat it in your heart, but you say you don't want to eat it..."

"Master, you haven't paid me yet!" The plot changed, and Chen Xuanzang immediately performed lightness kung fu and ran away.In the same place, only the old monk was left messing around in the wind. Immediately afterwards, he was slapped and his wig was slapped off, and he was chased and beaten for a whole street—this time, no one was beaten with him.

After Chen Xuanzang left, Ji Ming found Liming, where no one would watch him, and came to him.

"The pig monster is hard to deal with, you should find a stronger monster to subdue him." Ji Ming said.

"Where can I find it?" Chen Xuanzang asked.

"Five Elements Mountain!" Ji Ming said.

Because of the trust accumulated over a long period of time, Chen Xuanzang chose to believe without even thinking about it, so he set off to the west, and was caught by Miss Duan that night.That's not counting, besides being arrested, he also experienced a very scary thing:

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to pee, but you won't let me out, so I can only pee here." Chen Xuanzang pulled up his pants and said to Miss Duan who barged in.

Unexpectedly, when Miss Duan heard the words, she said, "Go away, you've sprayed me!"

"I just thought I haven't sprayed it yet, how could it hit you?" Chen Xuanzang said in amazement.

"Take a plug and plug it up!" Miss Duan said fiercely.

"You are too much!" Chen Xuanzang stared.Then he softened his tone and said, "I can hold back, I'm not stuffed."

"If it's not plugged, just pull it out." Miss Duan shouted.Chen Xuanzang covered his mouth in fright, stared at him, and said with a look of panic: "Is there any law for you to do this?"

"So much nonsense!" Miss Duan went up and beat him up, then ran out crying.Then, his body was suddenly uncontrollable, and he danced a weird dance... The two people who saw it couldn't help it, jumped up and punched him hard, beating him half to death.

In the end, Chen Xuanzang cried, hugged his head and said, "It's too bullying!"

As for Miss Duan who ran out, she also cried, very sadly.

"He dared to come out to fight monsters after learning a little bit of three-legged cat's martial arts, and it's not for fame and fortune. I really like him." Miss Duan sat on a tree branch, looked at the moon and said, "But why, he just doesn't like him. What about me? Is it true that being married to me is not as good as being a monk?"

After finishing speaking, she continued to look at the moon. Gradually, a black spot slowly enlarged and appeared in front of her in human form.

It was an old fairy with a gray beard, standing in the air, holding a large handful of red ropes in his hand.

"Hi girl, I am the old man under the moon who is in charge of marriages in the world. You can call me 'Yuelao'." Ji Ming smiled slightly and said, "A few days ago I made a marriage between you and Chen Xuanzang, but because Due to the interference of some bald donkeys in Buddhism, this marriage line will be broken soon, and as compensation, I decided to let you choose a marriage relationship yourself."

As soon as these words came out, Miss Duan was immediately stunned.

After being stunned for a while, she immediately said: "No, I want him, and I will fight desperately with anyone who dares to break my marriage."

"Oh, it seems that you have fallen in love with him, the bald donkey is harmful!" Ji Ming smiled and said, "In this case, the old man will not change the marriage line, but if you want to keep this marriage, you need Make some sacrifices, I wonder if you can do it?"

Miss Duan heard the words and said directly: "How to do it?"

"I have a bottle of 'Yunzhonghe Brand Hehuan San' here. You just need to mix it with tea and give it to Chen Xuanzang to eat, and then sacrifice yourself to help him detoxify." Ji Ming took out a bottle of medicine powder and said.

(End of this chapter)