Macross

Chapter 14 Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao

"Cao Aman, you can defeat Yuan Shao, all thanks to me, Xu You, I took the lead!" Xu You was drunk, and said in the street: "I think we used to steal chickens and dogs together, drink and gamble together, how happy it was , Don’t you think so? Hey, what about you, Ah Mu? Come on, and find me Cao Ah Mu.”

"Sir, be careful what you say, and be careful not to pass it on to the prime minister's ears." A follower reminded.

"It's okay, it's okay, so what if you pass it on?" Xu You didn't care at all, and continued to say: "It's just a little bastard. They all have one nose and two eyes. How is it different from us? Go find him , I told him the story of the past... I think back then, we were lying on the wall of the widow next door..."

Xu You continued to say that Xu Chu, who was passing by, lifted his leg and kicked him off the horse.

"I am the prime minister's old friend Xu Ziyuan, who are you?" Xu You said in a daze.

"You also deserve the surname Xu?" Xu Chu was a little speechless, and said to himself: This man is drunk and crazy, he really deserves it.But at this time, his anger was not yet burning, and he didn't have much killing intent. He just wanted to teach Xu You a lesson.However, he couldn't die. Seeing that Xu Chu was a general, the guy yelled, "Do you know what a surname is? Get me your prime minister, Ah Mo, and I'll ask him face to face. How about teaching it well?"

As soon as these words came out, Xu Chu couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Do you believe that I cut you off?"

"Come on, come on, I'll stretch my neck and cut it for you, how dare you?" Xu You stretched his neck and said.

Xu Chu cut it down decisively when he heard the words, and Xu You died at the age of 37.

Then Xu Chu went to plead guilty to Cao Cao, while Ji Ming...

"City Lord, I don't know if you let the trail go down, what's your order?" Zuo Ci has white beard and hair, and in terms of appearance and age alone, he looks older than Yan Huang.But in the City of Time and Space, he didn't dare to be big at all, and there was no other reason. Except for Lu Bu, the other residents were all ancients hundreds of years ago, and they were once powerful in the world.

Zuo Ci is old, but if you want to rely on the old to sell the old, you should wash up and sleep!

Lu Bu, the only resident younger than him, would tell him what it means to be strong and what it means to be outstanding.

Therefore, due to various reasons, Zuo Ci and Nan Hua gradually became humble, and no longer had the arrogance they had when they were in the lower realm.

"It's okay, it's just that Cao Cao wants to treat you to dinner, and you shout 'A Man', I'm coming, just go in and have a drink." Ji Ming said with a wicked smile.Zuo Ci did not doubt that he was there, and immediately rushed into Cao Cao's mansion with his head held high and his chest held high, and said loudly: "Cao Aman, I'm here, hurry up and set up a banquet for me."

After pretending to be a grandson in the sky for so long, Zuo Ci was finally able to descend to the lower realms for a while, Zuo Ci could be said to be in high spirits at this moment.

However, he forgot that Cao Cao happened to be angry when he heard that Xu Chu had beheaded Xu You.

"You, you, come and follow me." A group of soldiers came out and took Zuo Ci outside in a somewhat "unfriendly" manner.Zuo Ci, who was used to An Yi, didn't react for a while, and asked as he walked, "Brother, where are we going?"

"Go to the Meridian Gate!" said a soldier.

Zuo Ci was taken aback when he heard the words, and said in astonishment: "Then Cao A didn't hold a banquet in the mansion, why did he go to the Meridian Gate?"

"Having a banquet? Haha." The soldiers had never seen such a "fool" before, and they said with some amusement, "That is not a banquet hosted by the prime minister, but an execution ground. We are going to take you to the Meridian Gate and chop off your head." You are unlucky to say the least, the Prime Minister has always been very tolerant towards those self-righteous fools, but unfortunately, today is an exception."

"What's the situation?" Zuo Ci was instantly stunned.

"Master Prime Minister, he is in a fit of anger." A kind soldier said.

"Didn't I ask that, I came here under the order of the city lord, how could he deceive me?" Zuo Ci still couldn't understand, so he hurriedly said: "The city lord is your Han Guoshi, he is the god in the sky, you Dare to disobey his orders..."

The Meridian Gate had arrived, and before he could finish speaking, the soldiers had already raised their knives and chopped off Zuo Ci's head.

"Didn't I tell you that I'm a god?" Zuo Ci's head fell to the ground, and he said depressedly.

In an instant, all the soldiers were scared out of their wits and ran to Cao Cao's mansion desperately.As for the onlookers at the Meridian Gate, most of them were so frightened that they peed, and ran home crying, hiding in bed and never daring to come out again.When Cao Cao saw the herald again, he found that the man was holding a head in his hand.

The strange thing is that it was obviously just a head, but he turned his eyeballs and looked at himself.

"Who is this?" Cao Cao asked.

Xun Yu, Cao Pi, Xu Chu, Cao Ren and others also looked puzzled.

"Prime Minister, Prime Minister, this is none of my business. It's not me, it's it. This head insists on me bringing it. If I don't bring it, it will kill me." At this point, the herald rolled his eyes and fainted. dead past.And Zuo Ci's head flew high at this moment, hanging in the center of the hall.

"Father, what is this?" Cao Pi was trembling with fright, but he still held on and did not show any gaffes.

"You don't speak, you have strange power and confusion." Xun Yu was startled into a cold sweat, and subconsciously recited the Analects of Confucius.

"Confucius?" Zuo Ci smiled and said, "I know him."

He smiles very normally, but if there is only one head, it is not normal.Xu Chu was bold, and when he saw this, he drew out his sword and slashed at Zuo Ci fiercely.The next moment, with a "Dang", the sword was shaken away, and a big gap was made on the blade.

"I, I..." Cao Cao gasped for breath, but didn't say anything.

"Bring me to dinner!" Zuo Ci said.

Who can imagine what it would be like to invite a head to eat?Everyone in Cao Cao's mansion saw it today. They were terrified and would never forget this scene for the rest of their lives.It didn't take long for Zuo Ci to eat and drink enough, and finally he left gracefully and sang loudly in front of the gate of Cao Cao's mansion: "Zuo Ci blinded his eyes and deceived his soul, feasted on Cao's family with one head, played tricks on Cao Ying's three thousand soldiers, Immortal family is a Taoist!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone looked again, where was the head?That is an old fairy with a fairy demeanor.

"Overfulfilling the task, there is a lot of time and space energy." Xiaoluo said very satisfied.

"Good job, I will reward you with 10 space-time points." Ji Ming nodded.After Zuo Ci thanked him and left, he took Xiao Luo and rushed to Xinye.Counting the time, the incarnation of wisdom in the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Kongming, who monopolized seven points of color by himself, is about to come out of the mountain.

Crouching dragon and phoenix chick, one can win the world, the wisdom of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong is the pinnacle of literati in this era.

"Xuande, Yunchang, Yide, don't tell Zhuge Liang my identity for a while, and see if he can guess who I am." When Liu Bei visited Zhuge Liang for the third time, Ji Ming rushed over with a thought.

(End of this chapter)