Qingcheng I

Chapter 55 (2)
That night, my mother threw me and Jiang Han into a room and locked them up.That posture seemed to be saying, girl, since the two of you have already cooked and cooked rice, in our house, my old lady also has this old face, so she is not afraid of being embarrassing. up!
I wailed in my heart, my miraculous old lady, you are ruining your daughter's innocence!Poor my amazing and self righteous old lady can't hear my inner howl.

Jiang Han originally wanted to escape, but his precious son Xiaotong was always held by my mother.Besides, as soon as I walked out of the gate of my house, more than a dozen burly men and mighty young men lined up outside the gate, holding shovels and hoes that had been sleeping in unknown places for N years.He could only bear the burden of humiliation, and locked me in the same room.

I was thinking, where did my mother recruit these young talents?Seeing them yawning one by one and pretending to be lively, it is obvious that they just spent too much time in the Internet cafe all night.

Jiang Han gasped when he saw these people, and he said to me, I can't see, Ai Tianya, you hate marriage so strongly, you actually cooperate with your mother to force marriage!

I hate it too, I wish it wasn't for you to make trouble, the sky would collapse like this?So he gritted his teeth and said, fuck your grandpa!You shit!The old lady is not interested in you at all!
Jiang Han looked at me contemptuously and said, I tell you, I have already notarized the property. If you really marry me, you will have nothing but a marriage certificate and a divorce certificate!
I said, bah!Pigs will marry you!You psychopath with persecution paranoia!
Jiang Han laughed and said, I will not marry you even if I marry a pig!
I also retaliated, saying, if a pig knows to marry you, it would rather commit suicide than live!

Jiang Han smiled, a wicked expression flashed in his eyes, and he said, oh, why is Miss Tianya so clear about pig psychology?Could it be that you are the real pig?You pig in human skin!

I was so angry that I could only yell: You...

The horn sounds cold, and the night is dim.

The sound insulation effect of the dance hall in the community is extremely poor, and the whole community is shaken by its subwoofer.

Long nights of sleepless sleep.

This bitch Jiang Han occupied my entire bed, and put on an extremely elegant sleeping position, like a leopard trying to hunt, squinting at me.

Poor me, I can only occupy the floor, hug the quilt, and howl inwardly.

Jiang Han probably forgot that he was forced into marriage, he looked at me with a leisurely smile, like an ancient prostitute, and warmly invited, Miss Tianya, why don't you come to bed together?
I said with a cold face, I thought beautifully.

Jiang Han smiled and said, oh, I really didn't think of anything beautiful.Tianya, do you have something beautiful in your mind?Let’s just say it, I’ll listen too, and I’ll follow Meimei too.

I rolled my eyes and ignored him.

Jiang Han was probably in high spirits, he said, Tianya, your brain is only at that level, a single sentence can block you to death.With your little IQ, how do you engage in text creation on weekdays?Plagiarism?Still looking for a shooter?

The hatred in my heart, I said in my heart, your whole family plagiarized!All of you are gunmen!

Jiang Han didn't care about my silence at all, he continued to entertain himself, he said, Tianya, you have written so many stories, and the rich male protagonists in it, are they just like me?
A mouthful of blood poured into my throat, and I thought to myself, God, can you make this young man surnamed Jiang not narcissistic!You can't live without being the center of the universe for a day, right?

Jiang Han didn't seem to realize my silence, he continued, "Actually, I think it's very hard for a man to do what I do. I'm forced to marry you all the time, and there are countless women falling in love with you all the time." Chasing after the poor and beating you fiercely, with a heart of hatred for you, life would be worse than death...

I finally broke out, I said, then you just die!
Jiang Han was taken aback for a moment, then laughed again, tilted his head forward, his eyes became darker, he said, oh, Ai Tianya, so you want me to die suddenly on the bed tonight?Then you worked so hard and toiled tonight!
When I heard it, my face turned red, and I almost had the urge to grab the quilt and suffocate him to death. In the dark night, I gritted my silver teeth and said, Jiang Han, if you don't have sex for a day, you will die?
Jiang Han shrugged his shoulders, leaned up from the bed, and smiled so beautifully that his eyebrows were hideous. The corners of his lips were slightly opened, like an orchid blooming in the middle of the night, soft and coquettish. He said, is it pornographic?I don't think so.Having said that, he suddenly thought of something, and waved at me, beckoning me to get closer.

I frowned and asked him, why?

Jiang Han said, why not.Come here and let me tell you something from my heart.Life is short, and we met overnight anyway.

I don't know why, but I think when Jiang Han said this one-night stand, it reminded me of another word impurely: one-night stand.I don't know if it's because Jiang Han, an idiot, gave me too much of a pornographic impression, or because I already have a tendency to develop into a sex maniac. In short, during those years, my brain became extremely complicated.

Youth is a taboo. In this taboo, we live a life of criticizing "erotica" and enjoying it, and being inhumane to others until we die.

I saw that Jiang Han was so devout, and thought what he was going to say to my one-night friend was some philosophy of life, so I leaned over.

There is a saying that is good, the country is easy to change, but the nature is difficult!Jiang Han actually whispered in my ear, saying in an epiphany tone, actually, as a man, the greatest honor in this life is to die in battle or on the bed.

For a moment, I only felt blood rushing and my face was on fire.And Jiang Han is still pondering there, obviously, I can't die in battle, so I can only die in battle...

I directly covered his mouth with my hand, and said weakly, your life ambitions are too lofty, I can't reach your high life realm, you'd better go back and communicate with Kang Tianqiao and Zhou Rui and the others!

I put my hand on his orchid-like lips, and I can even feel the arc of his mouth that is not a smile, and his warm breath.

Jiang Han looked at me with deep eyes, as seductive as the permeating night.

I retracted my hand, and he retracted his gaze.

The atmosphere suddenly became sticky, and he suddenly stopped talking, lay back on the bed quietly, and adjusted his breathing.Two people who are used to saying "you die or I die" are not used to this kind of ambiguous silence.Especially Jiang Han, beating me seems to be a great joy in his life, how could he be willing to share a room with me peacefully.

Silent night.

silence.

There was only the sound of breathing.

Jiang Han said, why are you still awake?
I opened my eyes wide and said boredly, fire prevention, theft prevention and pervert!

Jiang Han stood up, sneered wildly, looked at me almost with contempt, and said, I think it's a pervert guarding you.Short legs with no breasts and no buttocks!

I was so angry, I shouted, Jiang Han, you pervert!

Jiang Han got off the bed, raised his index finger at me, and said softly "shh", keep your voice down, outsiders will hear it, I don't care, you little girl will be poked in the back.Tut tut.After speaking, he began to undress.

I looked at him nervously and said, what are you doing?

Jiang Han looked at me, bent down, his neck soft and long and provocative, he smiled and said, what do you want me for?Then he frowned slightly, and thought hard, if I said that I took off my clothes to spend the spring night with you... would you believe it?

I subconsciously rushed to the bedside table to get the scissors, Jiang Han grabbed my arm and said, stop playing.It's scissors again!Do you think you are making a TV series or writing a novel? It's so old-fashioned!You should just bite your tongue and kill yourself!

Just when I was about to cry, Jiang Han let me go, took off his coat, and went straight to the bathroom without looking back. He said that he wanted to spend the spring night with you, and you would believe it?You feel too good about yourself, even if I'm with a pig, I won't be with you!
It's a huge insult, and I said bitterly, even if I'm with a pig, I won't be with you!
Jiang Han turned on the faucet, and the bathroom was full of steam. Through the door, he didn't forget to take revenge on me, saying, then you go find the pig.I will give you on-site guidance with erotic pictures in hand!
……

God, give me strength!Help me kill this evil Jiang Han!
I thought fiercely, feeling the urge to swallow the pillow.

When Jiang Han came out, his hair was wet and stuck to his smooth forehead. He was wearing my Garfield bath towel. He was tall and tall.

He pointed to the Garfield on the bath towel, and said to me, just look at your talent, you know Garfield!
He sat down on the bed, wiped his head with a towel and sighed, I am really bewitched, I actually crossed the earth, and then crossed the Beijing-Hong Kong-Macau Expressway to come to settle accounts with you.As a result, the account was not settled, and it became like this.Do you think I am crazy?

I gave him a blank look and said, you asked for it yourself.The most unlucky and innocent is me, okay?

Jiang Han said, Ai Tianya, what do you mean by this, I never said it from the beginning to the end, the child was born by us two, if your mother insists on making it so, I can't help it.

I retorted and said, if you hadn't confuse the public there, how could my mother have misunderstood it like this?

Jiang Han said, okay!My fault.However, Ai Tianya, now we are grasshoppers on the same rope, my mobile phone was taken away by your mother, I just wanted to call 110 to report your mother's robbery, but there is no phone number.

I said, bah!You made our family lose face, you still have the face to say it.

Jiang Han smiled and said, what do you mean...you need my body to make up for your family's face?

I was extremely speechless, looked at Jiang Han weakly, and I said, can you talk about something other than the topic of "promise with your body"?
Jiang Han sighed and said, do you think your mother locked you and me alone in the same room in the middle of the night to let us talk about life ideals and ask each other English words?

……

Another argument.

It wasn't until three o'clock in the morning that Jiang Han and I reached a consensus in life, that is-his life is still in the midst of the spring of flowers, flowers, willows and green, and he has no such great dream of getting married at all, and he doesn't want to marry a village girl; Unlimited fantasies and expectations, but I swear to the death that I don't want to marry a playboy!

So, the two of us decided to get up early tomorrow morning and talk to my mother about the truth of the misunderstanding; if we couldn’t convince her, we took Xiaotong to test the DNA to prove that I was innocent .

In the end, Jiang Han concluded that it might not be so grand to test the DNA, as long as he successfully escaped with the child, then he could successfully "escape from marriage".Moreover, to talk about the marriage certificate, at least both men and women must be present.After all, it is also a society ruled by law. Isn't there still no king's law?

So, after hearing this, I was very relieved, and fell asleep with a smile on my face.

As a result, the cruel reality told us the next day—in the hemp spinning factory, my mother is the rule of law, and she is the law of the king.

Early in the morning, when Jiang Han and I were sleeping on the ground and sleeping on the bed until we came to heaven and earth, my mother led a group of people "suddenly" and rushed in, pulling me and the sleepy Jiang Han to crackle. She took a photo in a hurry, and before the two of us woke up, she led the group of people and ran out of the door in a "chug chug".

Jiang Han saw that the door of my boudoir was opened, and felt that there was hope for him to escape, so he looked around for the little boy, but he didn't find half a shadow.He looked at me and said, Ai Tianya, why do I feel like I have entered a den of thieves.

I said, your home is a den of thieves.

At this moment, the factory manager's wife came in with the boy in her arms, smiling like a rose flower in full bloom, and the wrinkles on her face were three outer layers and inner three layers.She walked in and said, Tianya, this child really follows his father, he is born a beauty.

Jiang Han was probably used to this kind of praise, so he leaned against my door to bask in the sun.After taking over the little boy from the factory manager's wife, he felt more relaxed.

After the factory director's wife walked around Jiang Han three times, she touched his buttocks and said, Tianya, what a vision!After finishing speaking, I almost reluctantly left from my door.

As soon as the factory director's wife left, I immediately dragged Jiang Han and threw him outside the door. I said, hurry up, if you don't leave, if my mother comes back, she will be finished.

Jiang Han walked away without looking back, probably he was frightened by my mother's situation.

Just when I closed the door and silently recited the blessings of Amitabha Buddha, Jiang Han suddenly came back.

I said anxiously, why are you back again?

Jiang Han was stunned, and said, I have to help you explain these things to your mother.What if she can't figure out the situation and embarrass you?
When I heard it, I thought to myself, how can you be so kind, if you were so kind, you wouldn't make my old lady's head ten big.However, when he said these words, I suddenly felt a kind of warmth, and in an instant, it filled my breath like the fragrance of flowers.

Regrettably, before I could say thank you to Jiang Han, I heard the sound of "chug chug" footsteps outside the door—my mother killed her with lightning speed.

Just when I was about to call "Mom", two small dark red notebooks fell out of my mother's hands—pia—pia—twice, like flying knives, and fell on the faces of me and Jiang Han .

I was fooled first, and Jiang Han was also fooled.

I hurriedly reached out to pick up the red book lying on the ground, it was lying quietly on the ground, dark red, like coagulated blood.

I hurriedly took a look, and saw that in the middle of the cover of the small book was a big gilded national emblem, with "People's Republic of China" written on the top, and the three gilded characters on the bottom, bottom, and bottom made my hair stand on end, and I almost spewed blood to death—— - Marriage certificate.

I almost screamed.

Jiang Han was stunned by my screams, and stretched out his hand to snatch the booklet from my hand. When he saw the three big gilded characters, he was also stunned.

(End of this chapter)