After crossing the road, the big guy teaches online how to be a man

Chapter 555 Good things

Finally, under the concealment of the husband and wife, the married life ended.

Yuansi lay on the bed and calmed down her breathing, and got up again, but this time she remembered the lesson, and quickly put on her clothes after throwing off the quilt, not giving the man with a human face and heart a chance .

Xiao Fuwen was already very satisfied, he squinted slightly to see his wife got out of bed again, and asked, "Why are you going, aren't you tired?"

"You think I'm like you, lacking in exercise, and full of fat. No, I mean that although I'm tired, I have something good to show you. I can't help it, isn't it?" Yuan Sigang said habitually After saying a few words to him, she realized that something was wrong. Sure enough, she turned her head and saw that the one she liked had already narrowed her eyes. In order to let the things in her space see the light of day again, she immediately changed the topic.

Xiao Fuwen secretly glanced at the "fat" on his body, and decided to let his wife go temporarily. When he found a house with a single family, he insisted on dragging his wife to fight on the kang for [-] rounds, making her look down on him.

"What good stuff?" Xiao Fuwen couldn't help being curious.

Yuansi got off the kang, cleaned up the things on the ground, and made a big enough space, then reached out and released one of the things in the space.

"Crocodile?" Xiao Fuwen was a little surprised. He thought his wife would take out the lighter or pocket watch like last time, but he didn't expect it to be wild game, and it was such a beast with visual impact.

"Yeah, let me tell you, I got lucky this time. I thought our house didn't have much in stock, so I sneaked out at night to hunt some muntjac porcupines or something, but it turned out I met a group of buffaloes going to the river to drink water. That’s not counting. At that time, there were several crocodiles in the river, and they had already dragged a buffalo into the water. At that time, the river was all red.” Yuansi beamed with joy. Describe the scene at that time.

Even if Xiao Fuwen was not at the scene, he seemed to smell the strong smell of blood. He had seen crocodiles hunting on TV before, and the scene was really shocking.

"I was so happy at the time, it was really sleepy and someone gave me a pillow, so I started the battle mode, rushed into the herd, and killed the Quartet." Yuan thought of the scene at that time and was still a little excited, "Come on Look, this is the buffalo I hunted." She couldn't hold back, and with a wave of her little hand, a strong adult buffalo appeared in the small room, right on top of the crocodile.

Xiao Fuwen looked at the huge monster on the ground. The wild buffalo, which he only saw in the animal world in his previous life, was lying in front of his eyes.He babbled and said, "Well, this buffalo looks wild at first glance. Its size weighs a thousand catties. This one is enough for our family to eat for several months. The meat is firm and can be eaten stewed." Definitely good."

"Well, it's delicious when stewed." Yuansi sucked a little while speaking.After she cleaned up all the crocodiles in the river, she saw the buffalo that had died heroically float up and down in the bright red river water. Based on the principle of not wasting, she also dragged the dilapidated buffalo into the river. shore.

An adult buffalo of about two tons was torn apart by the crocodile. She didn't know whether the crocodile's teeth had germs or whether the crocodile's saliva had viruses. She didn't dare to take the torn meat. He only picked up a cow leg without any scars and carried it back.

They ate that beef leg for two days as a team. At that time, the chef Xiaowei was stewing the beef, and it tasted very good.

"The place here is small and crowded with people. It's not suitable to clean them up. You put them away first. When I find a suitable place, we'll clean them up." Xiao Fuwen is also greedy for beef.

Although he has a little bit of energy now, he has no shortage of meat to eat, but at this time the cattle are an important labor force, and it is not something that can be killed or eaten whenever he wants. It is not easy to encounter any production team that kills cattle.In addition, there are so many leaders above, and there are very few who can be distributed to him, so beef is really a rare commodity for him.

"Well, then you have to find a bigger place, and look for it quickly. I have more than 30 cows like mine, and we have to work hard, or we can't finish it." The buffalo were put away.

Xiao Fuwen heard his wife say that there were more than 30 such cows, and his heart was as flickering as if he had been on a roller coaster. He immediately thought of the grand scene of the African bison migrating in large numbers in the animal world. The scene where the dagger is chased by countless bison with horns on their heads.

"Daughter-in-law, you have worked really hard. In fact, our family's condition is that we can eat some pork, and we don't have to eat beef." Beef is precious, and the price of life is higher. Compared with these external things, the safety of the daughter-in-law is the most important thing. is the first.

"You like to eat pork, but there seems to be no wild boars in the place we patrol. I have seen porcupines. There are countless things, each of which weighs less than a hundred catties, and they all appear alone. There is no such thing as easy to catch. Ah. But if you really like to eat, next time I go, I will pay attention to you, don’t I just put in a little effort, and I will definitely catch you a few and let you satisfy your hunger.” Yuansi felt herself This daughter-in-law is no one, so just say one word to a man, okay.

Seeing that his daughter-in-law misunderstood, Xiao Fuwen hurriedly explained, fearing that her daughter-in-law would really run all over the forest to catch pigs for herself, "No, I don't like pork that much, what I mean is don't take risks just to get more meat for the family, if you don't Be careful of the injury, I should feel sorry for you man. Get up with you, you are the most important thing in our family." These words are enough to make people's teeth ache.

Anyway, Yuansi's teeth were all knocked out, she saw her blushing face, she gave the man an embarrassed look, then climbed onto the kang with bare feet, and ran into the bed.

Xiao Fuwen also wanted to go into bed with his wife, but there was another one lying on the ground, so he couldn't ignore it.

"Daughter-in-law, you should put this crocodile away first, and when you find a place, clean it up with the buffalo." Xiao Fuwen looked at the things lying on the ground. His hut was not as long as it was, so he put it on the ground. Half of his tail is stuck to the wall.

Without further ado, Yuansi made the ugly crocodile disappear with a wave of her little hand, "By the way, I took it out to ask you, can the whole body of this crocodile be eaten? Can the internal organs be eaten? Is the meat delicious? "

Yuan Si was very curious about such a creature that she had never seen before, and she also had a trace of awe. After all, the mutant animals in the last days were not eaten casually, and they might die at any time, so she needed to be cautious.

"The meat is delicious." Xiao Fuwen is very sure of this. He has never seen how to cook crocodile meat in his previous life, but he has eaten crocodile meat at a certain dinner party. It is delicious and still fresh in his memory. After eating it a few times, I still ate crocodile meat. I heard that crocodile blood is a good thing, and the internal organs seem to be edible, but I have never eaten it.”

"Isn't that similar to a wild boar? That's easy to say, I understand what to do." Yuansi was determined.

(End of this chapter)