After crossing the road, the big guy teaches online how to be a man

Chapter 495 People are not as good as pigs

Dongfeng Motor still sent Yuansi to the door of the house. Yuansi rolled over handsomely from the back of the car, and waved to a group of little soldiers who were looking at her eagerly, "Come to my house for dinner if you are free!" Then he carried his big bag on his back and ran back to his house.

As soon as she ran to the gate, Yuansi opened her neck and shouted: "Mom, I'm back, your precious girl is back."

The big car chugs away, and a group of little soldiers in the back of the car are all looking hopeless and the sky is falling. Their instructor Xiao Li is not like this, please take the tall and mighty Xiao Li The instructor returned it to them.

The old lady heard her daughter's voice when she was in the house, and hurriedly put on her shoes and got off the kang, but someone was faster than her. As soon as she left the house, her son-in-law had already opened the courtyard door.

Sure enough, her restless daughter came back.

"I'm back." Xiao Fuwen looked at his daughter-in-law outside with a smile on his face, and then took the big backpack on her back very naturally.

"Well, I, Hu Hansan, are back again." Yuansi saw Xiao Fuwen's eyebrows crooked with a smile, if not for the old lady watching covetously, she would fly over and kiss him.

"You still know to come back, I thought you forgot to come home after playing outside." The smile on the old lady's face was creased several times, and her mouth was still unforgiving.

"Oh, I forgot that no one can forget my old lady." Yuansi immediately forgot about her husband, rushed over and hugged the old lady, shaking for a while.

"You let me go quickly, I'm going to shake this old bone away for you." The old lady also reached out and hugged her daughter, um, it's okay, she said, "Have you eaten yet, go in and wash up quickly, I I'll cook for you."

"Mother, you and Si'er go in and talk. I'll boil some water for her first. Dinner will be ready soon. You're making something delicious for her tonight." Xiao Fuwen knew that his wife must not be so hungry.

The old lady looked at her daughter to see what she meant.

Yuansi felt that Xiao Fuwen knew her best. She did not lack oil and water in her stomach, but after going out for eight or nine days, she only washed her face with snow, but she didn't have the conditions to take a bath, so what she needed most now was a hot bath.

"Okay, I'm not hungry, I'm dead, please boil water for me to take a bath first."

"Okay then, Xiaowen, go and boil some water, come with me, and tell mother, what have you been doing these days?" The old lady took her daughter into the house to warm up on the kang.

Xiao Fuwen also wanted to follow into the house. He hadn't seen his wife for several days, so he wanted to too.

But his status in this family is the lowest, who will work if he doesn't work.

Xiao Fuwen walked into the kitchen with resentment, and saw that there should be nothing at the bottom of the wall, and now there was a huge monster lying there. The pig's body was still warm, he didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly shouted into the room: "Si'er, come here."

Yuan Si, who was telling a story to the old lady, quickly got off the kang and ran out, "Mother, wait a moment, Xiao Fuwen has something to do with me, I'll go help him."

Seeing her daughter running faster than a rabbit, the old lady felt a little uncomfortable.In the girl's heart, she is no longer the only old lady.

When Yuansi ran into the kitchen, Xiao Fuwen had already prepared the wooden barrel, and the fire in the stove was also lit.

"Daughter-in-law, give me your dagger. This wild boar's skin is too thick, and our kitchen knife can't cut through its flesh." Xiao Fuwen put the wooden barrel on the ground and pulled the wild boar's two tusks. He is going to raise its head so that the blood can be drained. "The blood must be drained while it is hot, otherwise the blood will be wasted, and the pork will not taste good."

A dagger suddenly appeared in Yuansi's hand, and she handed it over, "Here."

Xiao Fuwen had already lifted the pig's head with one hand, took the dagger with the other hand, and stabbed at the artery in the pig's neck.

Yuansi's dagger was made by a mutant beast in the last days. It cuts iron like mud, and cuts the thick skin of a wild boar as easily as cutting tofu.

When the knife was cut down, the pig's blood gushed out. Yuansi quickly pulled the wooden barrel on the ground, aimed at the cut artery, and all the pig's blood flowed into the wooden barrel without any waste.

Xiao Fuwen just raised the pig's head with one hand and chatted with his wife, "Did you go hunting in the mountains?"

"Well, I have gained a lot this time. I met a herd of wild boars. There were more than 20 wild boars. I caught the bigger ones. Also, I also met a tiger. Before it cannibalize people, I got rid of it. Now, let’s clean it up when we have time, we haven’t eaten tiger meat for a long time.”

Yuan Si blah blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Xiao Fuwen was busy with his hands while listening to his daughter-in-law's nagging, and occasionally he had to agree, or the daughter-in-law would feel that her nagging was boring. Hey, I can only say that Xiao Fuwen is a good comrade. The women all coaxed happily.

When Yuansi was talking about the intensity, she stopped abruptly, looked at Xiao Fuwen and made a booing gesture, Xiao Fuwen knew that it was the old lady who came.

Sure enough, after a while, the old lady pushed the door open and entered the house.

"What are you doing? You can burn water like this, oh..." Seeing the big wild boar on the ground, the old lady couldn't speak because her mouth was stuck.

Then I saw the old lady get into the kitchen at super fast speed, and then closed the door with a bang.

"Where did it come from? Is this a wild boar, a whole one?" The old lady's tone was a little excited, and she immediately responded after she asked, "Your master gave it to you?" The interrogative sentence was in an affirmative tone.

The master who only has a daughter at home will secretly send some meat or other good things from time to time. The master who guesses that this is the daughter also knows that the daughter has worked hard outside, and feels sorry for her daughter. Come a big boar.

"Well, my master gave it to me. Isn't it the Chinese New Year? My master said to send more meat so that our family can have a good New Year." Fool the old lady.

"Oh, tell me about your master. You have been with him for so many years, why are you still so polite. Hehehe, Xiaowen, hurry up, you can't put the butcher on the ground, find two benches, let's put this pig rack Get up." The old lady got excited and turned the two little ones around.

Afterwards, Yuansi didn't take the bath because she was not as important as the big wild boar. The old lady said that she had to boil water to bathe the wild boar first, and she wanted to wait until later.

To make Yuan Si so depressed, this is really not as good as a pig!

If she had known that the wild boar was more valued than herself, she would get it out after dinner.But it's too late to say this now, she can only vent all her anger on the wild boar, come on, see how I will chop you up.

If the wild boar is still alive, it must think, I am messing with someone.It's still a mistake for me to automatically add a dish to your house!

(End of this chapter)