Wangfu little dumb wife

Chapter 502 Xu Slowly (1 more)
This little guy, Jin Bao, is quite special even in his mother's womb.

At that time, Wen Wan was still in Ningzhou, she had nothing to do to give him prenatal education, and she recited three hundred thousand silently, fearing that the little guy would not understand, Wen Wan would repeat every sentence several times.

Then she found that she had meditated a lot, and the little guy would punch and kick her in the stomach.

Later when Jinbao was born, before she went to Beijing, she still had nothing to do all day long, and continued to read three hundred thousand to him, repeating it over and over again, tirelessly.

The little guy couldn't speak, couldn't express his inner emotions, so he could only reach out to cover his ears.

Wen Wan always thought that Jin Bao didn't like reading and listening to books, so she hummed ditties for her son instead.

When Jinbao came to the capital and grew up, Wen Wan taught him how to read and write, and she discovered that the little guy had an amazing memory. Most of the time, he could basically remember it without repeatedly teaching him, but he was too lazy to say that he remembered it. Only Wen Wan repeated it over and over again. He would only frown and let the next paragraph be spoken.

Wen Wan really can't figure it out, why do people who were so cheap before become lazier the older they grow up?

Thinking back when Jin Bao dared to climb out before he was one year old and spoil his grandfather's yard full of flowers, tear up his mother's copybooks, destroy his father's antiques, he did all kinds of evil, Wen Wan had the urge to put him back into his mother's womb every day.

Now it's all right, not only don't do evil, but don't even bother to say anything.

Wen Wan felt that Song Wei sent him to Zhuangzi for a month, which did not have the effect of curing laziness.

Not only is my face tanned, but the more I get sunburned, the lazier I get.

In this regard, Song Wei could only "fight poison with poison", and found him a gentleman who was born with a reputation for "slowness".

Speaking of this gentleman, he is a celebrity in the Chunwei field this year, his surname is Xu and his name is Dengke.

Xu Dengke.

Listen, what a resounding name, it can be seen how much hope parents place on it.

Even in the examination room, the examiner was attracted by this name and stood in front of his dormitory.

At this station, I was sweating all over.

Because the goods are too urgent.

It seemed that his natural reaction was several times slower than others. From sitting down, to distributing the test papers, to grinding the ink, and then to writing, it took him at least a stick of incense.

Every movement was slowed down. It took the time to write a word, and others could drink a cup of tea. The examiner was so mad at seeing it, that he ran over to help him write the rest of the words on impulse. .

His choice of words and sentences in his essays was amazing. If he could keep up with the speed, it would be no problem for Chunwei to win the first prize of Huiyuan, but unfortunately, he was too slow, and he only completed half of the answering time when he handed in the paper for such a long time.

Not only did this Deng Ke brother not pass the exam, he also failed the ranking without any suspense.

Last autumn, Song Yuanbao became famous for sleeping for three days to get rid of Yuan.

In the spring of this year, Xu Dengke succeeded in making himself the "leader" among the candidates of the same session with slow motion beyond ordinary people's imagination, and the limelight completely overshadowed the candidates of this session.

Song Wei heard about this matter from his colleagues at the Imperial Academy, and he didn't believe it at the time, "If that examinee is really so slow, how did he pass the previous exams?"

"Who knows?" The colleague laughed uncontrollably, "But I heard from his fellow countrymen that when he was in his hometown, what he was most afraid of was being with Xu Dengke. No matter what he did, he would always be anxious to death. Let me teach you In the last paragraph, Song——brother——you——have——empty——no? I’m just imitating. He himself speaks much slower than this, so don’t type Cut him off, it's even more urgent once you interrupt, and you have to start from the beginning if he forgets."

Song Wei thought this person was very interesting, and he might be able to invite him back to Zhizhi Jinbao, so he sent someone to Xu Dengke's hometown to inquire. As expected, the rumors were true. There was indeed such a person in Qingzhou Prefecture, and he was nicknamed "Xu Slowly". , Everything is slow, so slow that it is outrageous, no matter how patient a person is, he can make trouble out of him in just three sentences.

Fortunately, the Xu family has a lot of wealth, and there are several servants in the family to take care of them. Brother Dengke doesn't need to do the work himself, otherwise, with his slow motion, the whole family will be driven crazy by him. They only have one person for him. Request: Shut up!

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Xu Dengke is a good student who is committed to advancing towards the imperial examination. He is not discouraged when he fails the exam, and is determined to make persistent efforts.

I heard that someone invited him to the capital to enlighten the child. The other party was a minister who was appreciated by the emperor. He used to be a high school student. He felt very honored and brought his servant Agui along.

Agui grew up with Xu Dengke, except for his loud voice, he has no other problems. After years of experience, he has almost become a roundworm in the stomach of his young master.

Under normal circumstances, he can basically guess what his young master wants to say and do next, so that others don't have to listen and wait, and he will do it all for him.

At the moment, the master and the servant stood in front of the gate of the Song Mansion, Xu Dengke's right leg was about to move forward slowly, when Agui's broken voice rang out, "Stop!"

So Xu Dengke could only retract his legs, and the movement of retracting his legs was so slow that it made people drowsy.

Song Wei came out to pick up the person himself, and just happened to see this scene, and was immediately taken aback for a moment.

He thought it was weird enough for him to be born unlucky, and strange enough for Wanwan to predict, but he didn't expect that there would be such an unexpected existence in this world.

Agui's voice had been out for a long time before Xu Dengke finished retracting his legs. The word "good" was slowly dragged out of his mouth with an ending sound. After that, the corners of his lips slowly moved at a speed visible to the naked eye. Up, and finally shaped into a standard smile.

Song Wei walked down the stone steps, "This is Mr. Xu, right?"

Xu Dengke: "At..."

Agui hurriedly said: "Master Song is well, this is my young master."

Xu Dengke: "Next..."

Agui raised his forehead, "I'm done introducing, young master, please shut up!"

Xu Dengke: "Exactly..."

Agui wanted to hit the wall, so he quickly apologized to Song Wei with a smile, "Master Song, my young master speaks a little slowly."

Xu Dengke's voice came again, "Yes..."

Agui went crazy: "Xu Dengke, Xu Dengke, your name is Xu Dengke!"

Song Wei was secretly amused. He remembered his colleague's advice, never interrupt Xu Dengke's speech, otherwise he would have to start all over again if he forgot.

"You let him finish, otherwise he should be very uncomfortable." Song Wei said.

Agui immediately calmed down.

"May……"

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"Deng..."

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"division."

After struggling to say a word, Agui squeezed his cold sweat and kept looking at Song Wei's reaction. The tall and straight man with deep features and handsome features was not only not angry, but also seemed to be particularly fond of his young master. interested.

Agui was puzzled.

How hard must it be to ask Xu Slowly, who is well-known in Qingzhou Prefecture, to enlighten the child?

Agui was afraid of death, afraid that the Song family would settle accounts later because they didn't know in advance, so he felt that it was necessary to confess, at most, he and the young master would be beaten, at the young master's speed, he would take a long time to realize the pain after beating him a few times.

"Master Song." Agui said: "Actually, my young master is really not suitable to be a husband. If you invite him, you might as well invite me."

Song Wei looked at him kindly, without any doubt. Being a servant of a master who is slow but talented, after a long time, it is inevitable that some talent will be tainted, but these are the most indispensable things in the capital.

If Song Wei went for talent, he would be able to find a gentleman for Jinbao casually in the capital.

Smiling, Song Wei said, "Our children are special, and we like Mr. Xu."

Agui was dumbfounded.

Song Wei asked, "Both of you, master and servant, have been exhausted all the way, and you are tired after thinking about it, so go ahead and wash the dust. Let's talk about the lecture."

With a glance in his eyes, Agui saw that his young master wanted to move forward again, so he immediately squatted in front of him, picked him up without saying a word, and followed Song Wei into the mansion.

Along the way, the servants of the Song Mansion cast strange gazes, but Agui completely ignored them, obviously he had long been familiar with the reactions of others.

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There is still an empty yard in the Song Mansion, and Song Wei re-named it: Wanjuan Study.

It is for Jinbao as a school.

Right now Song Jiao is taking a few maidservants to clean up.

Wen Wan is getting older, it is inconvenient, so she just watches from the sidelines.

Not long after, a little maid in charge of sweeping ran in in a panic, "Ma'am, it's not good!"

Song Jiao glared at her, "Speak well."

The servant girl gasped and said, "The gentleman invited by the master seems to have something wrong. He was carried in by the servant."

Song Jiao believed in her third uncle's eyesight, "It may be because of the long distance. Mister's legs are numb, so let the servants carry it on his back. It's not a big surprise."

"That's right!" Wen Wan also laughed and said, "The master is asking the young master to enlighten you, and he will never spend money to find a worthless person back, so don't meddle in this matter, what should you do. "

"Oh." The little maid walked out of the yard in a daze.

Wen Wan stood up, "I'll go and have a look."

Song Wei only mentioned Xu Dengke's name to her, but didn't say anything special about this person. When the little maid reminded her like this, Wen Wan immediately felt curious.

(End of this chapter)