Hilarious Xiuxian Meng fox is not allowed to escape

Chapter 2599 New Generation Shit Shovel Officer
Of course, Mo Siyuan was even more angry at his younger brother's "unreserved" behavior.

Since my younger brother wants to stay with Shi Yushu so much, then stay in the fox form for a while longer!As the saying goes, beauty comes from distance, since the distance is not close, what if my younger brother suddenly hates Shi Yushu who farts in the middle of the night, grinds his teeth and smells like his feet!

Shi Yushu: I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense! ! ! !

When Shi Yushu woke up clutching his slightly dizzy head, he suddenly felt a soft mass beside him, warm and sweet purring.He lowered his head, and the fat black fox was curled up in his arms, looking extremely peaceful.

What a fat fox, what a soft fur!This was Shi Yushu's first reaction.

How much meat can you get if you kill it!This is Shi Yushu's second reaction.

Shi Yushu carefully observed the fox, and found that he couldn't see the other's cultivation?Um, is such a fat fox just an ordinary fox? Then how did it suddenly appear in his cave?

After pondering for a few seconds, Shi Yushu couldn't think of an answer, so Shi Yushu simply didn't think about it, and directly tied the fox with a rope in the form of a pig.

During this period, a certain "pig" slept soundly all the time, and had no way of noticing what was happening around him.

The black fox slept for three days and two nights. When it woke up in a daze, it found that everything around it seemed to be upside down.Yawn, Yushu's cave is really strange.

Well, not right!

Mo Hengyuan opened his eyes wide, looking at himself who was bound upside down in disbelief!Who is so bold and dares to tie it! ! ! !

Tired of living!
At this time, Shi Yushu just came in from outside the cave, and when he noticed the disappearance of the snoring, he went straight to the upside-down fox: "Are you awake?"

Yushu!

Mo Hengyuan was a little excited, he hurriedly shouted: "Yushu, it's me, let me go!"

However, the exit turned into a "chirp, chirp" sound.

The fox's furry face froze, what's going on, it can't speak!
Sharp thorns emerged from the fur claws, cutting the rope, and the fox nimbly jumped onto the table beside him, examining himself seriously.Not only was he unable to speak, but he also seemed unable to transform into a human form.Fortunately, the cultivation base is still there.but--

Who the hell is fixing it like this! ! ! !

Shi Yushu watched the fat fox's every move: "I didn't expect you to be a nimble fat man, and you still have some skills."

"..." Flexible fat man... fat man... son...

is it fatIt's a whole circle thinner than Niang's prototype!Everyone said that Niang is very cute and not fat at all. If so, how could she be fat! ! !

The black fox just looked at Shi Yushu seriously, motionless, as if asking "Doesn't your conscience ache?".

of course not.Shi Yushu couldn't recognize that the fox in front of him was the Mo Hengyuan he was thinking of. In his eyes, this was a big fat fox who secretly drank his wine with unknown origin!Refreshed his knowledge of the fox's weight!
In the next second, the fox was held by the neck and thrown onto the cutting board: "Tell me, whose family raised you! How are you going to pay for stealing my wine! If you don't say anything, you'll turn people into scallions and fried fox meat!"

Hearing the name of the dish, the fox salivated reflexively.Spicy onion, this is good!No, Yushu wants to make him into a dish! ! ! !
The fat fox stood stiffly on the chopping board, looking at the sharp kitchen knife shining coldly beside him, with mixed emotions.

It nimbly walked to the kitchen knife, stretched out its little furry claws, and touched it lightly.

With a "click", the kitchen knife turned into pieces and piled up on the cutting board.The fat fox looked at Shi Yushu innocently, but there was provocation in his eyes.

Now the knife is gone, it depends on what you cook!
(End of this chapter)