Super God Summoning System

Chapter 60 Telling dirty jokes to the best beauties

Chapter 60 Telling nasty jokes to the best beauties (third update, please reward)
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As soon as he heard the question about his own life and death, Hao Ren still put his mind together and couldn't help complaining...

"Then you really have to see, what if I die and you become a widow!"

Gu Hongyan swiped the sole of her foot, almost didn't fall down, sighed, closed her eyes for a moment, and then danced lightly with her jade hands, more than 400 beams of light shot from all around...

"Press your hands on these light clusters, and you can see those memory fragments!"

After Hao Ren nodded, he put his hands on the top one by one...

In an instant, the memory picture carried by the light group flashed through Hao Ren's mind, as if he had experienced it himself...

After a long time, after reading more than 400 memory fragments, Hao Ren took a deep breath and frowned involuntarily!

Among these memory fragments, the same thing is that when these people died, they didn't even know they were attacked by something!

I can only feel an inexplicable force. After it came from the ground, the soul was absorbed and left without any suspense. No matter how strong you are, you can't resist!

But after watching it more than 400 times, Hao Ren also has his own summary of experience...

"If it was me, the moment I felt that force, I would have avoided it a long time ago, so I wouldn't be so stupid as to want to resist!"

"Save your life first, let's talk about the rest later!"

Gu Hongyan was taken aback when she heard this, and then secretly felt that Hao Ren was smart, and agreed...

"Yes!"

"When I first came here and discovered these secrets, I thought the same way. Unfortunately, before that, we were all strong, so we naturally wanted to resist. How could we run away without fighting!"

"But what is that power? Others have no chance to find it. Only you can solve all these mysteries!"

Hao Ren nodded, lowered his head and pondered for a while, and suddenly remembered something...

The old liar once said that 300 years ago, when the five principals retreated, they were killed by an inexplicable mysterious force!

At that time, the five principals also chose to resist the same as in these memory fragments, and because the old liar could see the power, he escaped and survived!

Could it be that the power that killed the five principals was the same as the one that killed Gu Hongyan?
The more Hao Ren thought about it, the more surprised he became!
Thinking along this line of thought, it seems that this force will appear every once in a while!

"I ask you! Did similar strange things happen on the continent you were on before!"

After recalling it for a while, Gu Hongyan said uncertainly...

"I've heard it several times, but it's not the case, I don't know!"

After Hao Ren finished listening, he paced back and forth on the spot, talking to himself...

"This is a big trouble!"

"It will appear every once in a while, and it doesn't matter where it is, and it can only be avoided without fear of any resistance. What is this thing?"

Just like that, the two of them pondered for a long time in this lonely space, but they didn't get an answer...

"never mind!"

"The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge! It's useless to think so much now, let's talk about it when it happens!"

Soon, Hao Ren let go of his doubts. The only thing he needed to think about was how to get out of here...

But obviously, judging from the current situation, there is no way to leave!
There is no difference between day and night here, there is no sense of time, the two gradually fell silent, probably because they have been alone for a long time, but Gu Hongyan also took the initiative to talk to Hao Ren...

The two chatted a lot, including what their previous lives were like, and what they experienced after they came to this world...

While chatting, Gu Hongyan felt that this Hao Ren was quite amusing!

Can always say some shy, but extremely funny words!

For example, just now, Hao Ren told her a nasty joke in words that Gu Hongyan could understand...

"A group of girls went to the field to study, and the old farmer taught everyone how to milk cows. After the demonstration, everyone was asked to follow suit..."

"At this time, a woman was very puzzled when she saw that others had already squeezed half a can of milk, but she only squeezed out a little. After calling the old farmer over, she asked him to have a look, and the old farmer said..."

"Girl, you not only squeezed into the wrong place, but also chose the wrong cow!"

After hearing Hao Ren's words, Gu Hongyan was taken aback for a moment, she didn't understand what Hao Ren was talking about at all, but she asked in confusion...

"Is that cow sick?"

When Hao Ren heard her say that, he was very impressed!
He thought to himself, this ancient confidante is indeed a piece of white paper, if this kind of blatant joke was placed in his previous life, if he randomly pulled a girl to say it, the other party would probably say a dozen casually to refute him immediately!
The more they chatted, the more they felt speculative, especially Hao Ren, whose eyes were almost growing on Gu Hongyan's body...

Just as time passed by, there was a sudden burst of suction. Hao Ren felt himself being pulled by something, and his consciousness began to slacken...

"I rely on!"

"Is it time to go out?"

"Beauty! Remember my promise, I will help you avenge, I don't want you to repay, just make a promise with your body..."

Before he finished speaking, Hao Ren disappeared in an instant...

At this time, a whole week has passed since Hao Ren's battle against Jiecheng...

During this week, Jiecheng has been extremely busy in order to restore its original appearance. The selection competition for the branch of the Fifth Great Court that was supposed to start, also failed to proceed as scheduled. It was rescheduled to be held outside Jiecheng three days later.

In the room of the village master of Youlongzhai, a group of people gathered around the door, staring at the young man in the room...

In the battle seven days ago, they, a gang of bandits who only knew how to rob and steal, didn't see the whole process, but they also learned a lot from the news that came back from the people who went to inquire about it!
Especially the fact that Hao Ren tried his best to turn the tide and summoned the righteous demon to kill Mo Yu was spread by the people of Jiecheng, which was amazing...

For a moment, the name Hao Ren became a legend in Jiecheng!

The most important thing is that basically all of these bandits have become rich masters now!
Although the real treasures of the five major families are all stored in the owner's storage ring, there are also a large amount of gold and silver treasures accumulated over hundreds of years in the warehouse inside the family, which have been snatched by them...

So they looked at the mastermind of this matter... Bah, bah, bah... It should be Hao Ren who made the plan, and they were very grateful.

At this time, seeing Hao Ren still looking dull, he secretly hated himself that day, why he didn't go back to share with him earlier, and blamed himself especially!
It's been seven days now...

The old medical officer in Youlongzhai was also helpless. After announcing the news that Hao Ren could not recover his sanity again, Hou Shi almost collapsed...

"Hao Ren! How could you do this? Didn't we agree that we would be powerful together and make all the beauties in the world!"

"You got up for me! Woooooooooooooo~~~~"

"Your usual pretentiousness! Your unbeatable stinky shameless spirit! Woooooooooo~~~~"

The more Hou Shi cried, the more excited he became, he grabbed Hao Ren's collar, and his thick palms immediately swayed...

clap clap clap ~
A dozen or so mouths passed by, calling Hao Ren's name every time...

Pa~~~~
"You woke up~~~~~~~ woo woo woo woo~~~~"

At this moment, Hao Ren suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Hou Shi whose eyes were swollen from crying, and cursed...

"Puff away! (Crying for your grandma!)"

Ok?
Why is the speech so unclear and the face so painful?
Hao Ren was very puzzled for a moment...

……

(End of this chapter)

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