Pastoral fierce wife busy farming

Chapter 685 0687 I don't want to come again!

There seemed to be a burst of gongs and drums beating in the carriage. It was a commotion, and it was a commotion that shook the sky. The whole village watching the commotion outside was stunned.

Qin Sanniang stared dumbfounded at the carriage compartment: "Here, what is this sound, did you hear it?"

The villagers were very vulgar, and they didn't pay much attention to their speech. Immediately, a few skinny boys jumped up and shouted: "Who is belching and farting, the sound is so loud!"

"That's right, this is the legendary [-]-bend serial fart!"

The whole village burst into laughter around the carriage, and Princess Mingyu collapsed in the carriage, unable to control herself, eyes full of despair.

But when the villagers were laughing and teasing each other about the sound, a stench emanated from the carriage. Qin Sanniang was the closest, avoiding it, and suddenly took a breath...

Emma, ​​that's sour!

Qin Sanniang vomited out with a wow.

Half of the other villagers around were affected by the smell, and half were stimulated by watching Qin Sanniang vomit. For a moment, all the villagers couldn't help but began to vomit around the carriage. This scene was simply spectacular!
Li Gouzi leaned on the tree, vomited spasmodically, and cursed, "Which god damn fart, it's killing me! How come there is such a stinky fart, my mother, it smells worse than my fart! "

Mrs. Wang also vomited, pointing to the carriageway: "It must have been put by the rich lady in the car! I thought rich people would drink fine milk and jade liquid without shitting, but I didn't expect it to be so disgusting, it stinks worse than us country people!"

"That's right, so what's the rich lady, what's her name? Miss Mingyu, I think it's just Miss Stinky Fart, it's really disgusting!"

"Miss Rotten, haha, I remember her, next time she comes, I will call her Miss Rotten!"

The vulgar words of the villagers could be heard, Princess Mingyu hid in the carriage and didn't dare to show her head, she grabbed her skirt with a crimson face, even her nails were broken, kicked Luluo fiercely, and said: "You Get out and tell everyone that you fart! Hiccup..."

Luluo trembled, not daring to disobey Princess Mingyu's order, she scrambled out of the carriage, crying, "Fart, fart is me, I let it go, not my lady!"

As soon as Luluo said this, there was almost no silver 300 taels in this place, and the villagers burst into laughter.

Princess Mingyu wanted to stab Luluo to death with a knife, and cursed: "Useless thing! Hurry up, get the carriage to drive the cart away, this is such a vulgar country, this princess never wants to come again! I never want to come here for the rest of my life!"

Listening to the vulgar ridicule from the villagers outside, Princess Mingyu covered her ears and buried her face in her skirt. The shadow area in her heart for Haizi Village was larger than the area of ​​Chu State.

Even if Xiao Zetian lived in Haizi Village, Princess Mingyu would have no face to enter the village again.

Princess Mingyu's carriage drove out quickly amidst the ridicule of the whole village.What Princess Mingyu doesn't know is that her deeds will become an anecdote passed down from generation to generation in Haizi Village in the future, and will become a laughing stock for generations in the village.

After the carriage left, Qin Sanniang hugged the money and was very happy. This is a windfall from heaven!

There was no fun to watch, the villagers all dispersed, Qin Sanniang didn't care about Zhang Zhaocai, she hurried home with the silver.

Zhang Zhaocai stood on the spot with his head down, no one noticed that when he was pushed to the ground by Qin Sanniang just now, his hands and legs were rubbed against the gravel and scratched, and now he was bleeding.

Zhang Zhaocai stood there alone, feeling as if the whole world had abandoned him.

He reached out and touched the two little wooden figures hidden in his arms, and felt less sad and sour, and limped home.

At home, there is still a lot of work waiting for him.

But Zhang Zhaocai didn't know that behind the tree not far away, a pair of eyes were staring at him with a crazy expression...

(End of this chapter)