Pastoral fierce wife busy farming

Chapter 675 0677 makes people want to vomit
Princess Mingyu's mind twitched, and she chatted awkwardly: "Ah... well, the cuckoos outside are so loud."

Princess Mingyu prayed in her heart: God bless, I hope they all have bad ears and think that the sound is cuckoo!
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yun blurted out: "Oh? There are cuckoos calling? Just now you farted too loudly to cover it up, I didn't hear the birds calling."

Princess Mingyu: ...

Luluo: ...

Xiao Zetian endured the internal injury with a smile, his shoulders trembled.

"I, I..." Princess Mingyu covered her face in shame, wishing she could die immediately.

She wanted to leave now, but she didn't dare to move, because if she moved a little, she could feel countless loud farts in her body, like wild horses behind a fence. Once there was a slight movement, she would gallop like countless wild horses running wild And out, out of control!
Princess Mingyu held back with all her strength, hoping that she would be more courageous and stop farting too loudly!

However, the grunt in the stomach reminded me again that it was a more violent abdominal sound than the previous wave, which indicated that a wave of more violent loud farts was forming in Princess Mingyu's stomach, ready to go!
Princess Mingyu's face turned pale with fright, she almost looked at Luluo as if asking for help.

Luluo didn't know what to do, she was even more panicked than Princess Mingyu, she was completely dumbfounded.

Soon, the second wave of farts was assembled, and Princess Mingyu couldn't control it anymore, she just heard the loud farts one after another, and they popped out like beans falling from a bamboo tube, one exploded, and another exploded!
Princess fart, different fireworks!

The sound of puff puff puff resounded through the room like kicking two feet one by one.

Xiao Yun suppressed his laughter at the beginning, but later he couldn't help it at all, laughing on the ground with his belly hugged indistinctly.

Xiao Zetian was more patient and held back his smile.

Princess Mingyu's face had turned purple, and she was slumped on the chair in embarrassment, but she still couldn't control her exhaust.

However, soon, everyone stopped laughing!

Because in the legend, smelly farts don't make noise, loud farts don't smell bad, it seems that this time it won't work!

A nauseating fart smell immediately filled the room, and Xiao Yun vomited it out with a loud wow.

Xiao Zetian couldn't bear it any longer, used his body skills, and flew out of the room like a gust of wind, and flew a long way before he took a deep breath against the wind, took a deep breath...

The scene just now was so terrifying that every time Xiao Zetian saw Princess Mingyu in the future, countless loud farts would explode in his mind like fireworks, and he would recall the disgusting stench.

Seeing Xiao Zetian leave, Xiao Yun hurriedly covered his nose and wiped the oil on the soles of his feet, took a deep breath of fresh air behind Xiao Zetian, and said, "Oh, I'm so smoked to death! I didn't expect the princess to fart, and it's so loud and smelly! Oops , when I see her in the future, I will think of this stinky fart, no matter how beautiful she looks, it still makes people want to vomit."

As Xiao Yun said, the scene just now came to mind again, and he almost vomited out again!
In the room, after Xiao Yun and Xiao Zetian left, Princess Mingyu rolled her eyes suddenly and almost passed out.

Luluo was so fumigated by the fart that she hurriedly opened the window to get some air, and helped Princess Mingyu up.

Princess Mingyu didn't know if she was ashamed or angry, or she was fumed by the fart, so she managed to recover. When she saw Luluo, she burst into tears and covered her face and said, "It's over now, how could this princess be in front of General Xiao?" Such a big shame! It's over, it's over, how can this princess have the face to face people!"

(End of this chapter)