The young lady's wife is a little crazy

Chapter 364 How can you bear such a cute bunny?
"Stop pretending, your fox tail is showing."

The rabbit stroked its tail and jumped up, "You talk nonsense, I am a rabbit, where did the fox tail come from?"

The rabbit spoke human language, and he resolutely covered his mouth when he met Shang Feng Jiujiu's eyes.

"Oh, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything."

Feng Jiujiu: ...

A talking rabbit?
After catching him, she squinted her eyes and held the talisman paper in her hand, "Where did the ghost come from, to possess the rabbit and run into my territory?"

Are you looking for death?
When the rabbit saw her talisman, he didn't care, "You are the ghost."

Feng Jiujiu: ...

Yo, this rabbit is so arrogant!

After reciting the spell, stick the talisman on the rabbit's body. If it is possessed by a ghost, the ghost will soon withdraw.

but!

There was no reaction at all.

The rabbit even patted the talisman paper on his body with its short paws, "I'm not a ghost, it's useless to talk about it."

Useless?

Her pretty eyes narrowed, she changed the talisman paper, and recited the mantra again.

This time, the rabbit screamed and rolled around on the ground.

"It hurts to death, Lord, it hurts to death, it hurts to death!"

After shouting for a long time, he stared at Feng Jiujiu resentfully.

"Such a cute bunny, why are you willing to do it?"

Feng Jiujiu: ...

"I suddenly have a craving for braised rabbit heads."

The little rabbit shook a few times, "You, you are a female devil!!"

"Hey, female devil, this title is a bit nostalgic."

At the beginning, Si Shang also called her the female devil.

"Are you a demon?"

Although the Yaozu disappeared on the surface, she had seen people from the Yaozu during the years abroad.

So, facing the little rabbit, she didn't panic.

The little rabbit crawled onto the sofa and stood up, with one paw on his waist and the other paw touching his smooth chin.

"Hmph, I am the Jade Rabbit sitting down by Fairy Chang'e, and I have a destiny with you today, and I specially accept you as an apprentice. You only need to kneel down and kowtow three times, and this apprenticeship ceremony will be completed.

When I return to the Heavenly Court, I can take you to become a god together..."

Feng Jiujiu picked his nose, "You've watched too many TV shows."

Then he threw him on the ground and stomped on him.

"Chang'e's Jade Rabbit?"

Step on step on step on step!
"Accept me as a disciple?"

Step, step, step! !
"Kowtow three times for you?!"

Trample your dead rabbit to death.

I really don't want to mess around.

"Aww, don't step on it, it will kill you."

"Aww, my little white fur has turned black."

"Aww, female devil, I was wrong, please let me go."

"Aww, little sister, you are the most beautiful, you are the most beautiful young lady in the whole world."

Feng Jiujiu stepped on it almost, and then let go of his foot, letting go of this rabbit who is not afraid of death.

There are footprints all over the white fluffy fur.

The little rabbit twitched its body, completely afraid of Feng Jiujiu.

Faced with such a cute him, he can do it! !
"Tell me, what is your purpose for coming here?"

The little rabbit shrank its neck weakly, "I'm here to ask you for help."

"help?"

"Hmm, it's for help."

The little rabbit began to tell his own story. His name is Yu Yao, and he fell in love with a human being.

Demons have a long lifespan, while humans have a short lifespan.

Recently, he found the reincarnation of his lover and came to Feng Jiujiu for help.

"No, you're my matchmaker."

Feng Jiujiu said angrily.

Moreover, there are many tragedies about shemale love or something.

After finishing speaking, she held the two ears of the rabbit and prepared to throw it outside.

"Female devil, you can't be so cruel, I made a wish, and the sacred tree guided me to find you."

(End of this chapter)