ghost craftsman

Chapter 27 Seven Star Immortal Bridge

Our ghost craftsman's method is very scientific, which is to use the basic point between wood and wood to create a balance point, and finally place the stool on this balance point to keep the weight at both ends of the stool in an absolutely static state.

And this basic point and balance point need to use physical knowledge, that is, the force generated by friction, static friction and sliding friction, and then apply this force to the entire Eight Immortals table and small wooden stool, and finally calculate a force bearing surface, so that Calculate an exact location.

As we all know, carpenters are particularly sensitive to force and numbers, so these two points are easy to find.

Of course, in addition to this method, we ghost craftsmen have another method, which is to use the engineer's Li language and Jiwen to cast spells on the stool legs to make the stool legs sticky.

It's a pity that at that time, I only knew a little bit of Gongshili language, and I didn't know anything about Jiwen. Therefore, I chose the first method at that time, and it only took less than 1 minute. Then I found the foundation point, and placed the small wooden stool on the east and west sides of the Eight Immortals Table. At first glance, it seemed that a pair of wings had grown from the east and west sides of the Eight Immortals Table.

After finishing this, Li Chengze stared at the two small wooden stools with a look of envy on his face, saying that it was because of my high skills that I cast a spell on the stools, so that the two small wooden stools stood there suspended in the air.

I don't bother to explain, but when a layman sees this situation, he will say that he has cast a spell.

Immediately, I asked Li Chengze to find seven eggs, poured some cinnabar on the eggs, dyed the eggs red, and finally put the first egg of the seven eggs next to the rice, and the rest of the eggs were arranged according to the Big Dipper array. The style is placed around the tootou rice.

After laying out the eggs, I drew a * symbol on each egg with a cinnabar pen.

After finishing all this, I took a general look at the Seven Star Immortal Bridge I had arranged, and it was still perfect, so I said to Li Chengze, let him call his family members over, he said, why did you call over, I said, I suspect that the names of his family members may be written on the window bar, otherwise, when I saw the window bar, Li Chengze's arm would not have that condition.

Hearing what I said, without further ado, he immediately called his wife, son, and daughter over. I arranged them to kneel under the table of the Eight Immortals and told them to be pious, upright, and free from distractions. Then Li Chengze and his wife It's easy to talk to his daughter, the only problem is his son, after all, his son is a bit big, and he doesn't know anything about piety.

The most depressing thing for me is that when his son came to the Eight Immortals Table, he started to cry loudly, saying that someone was playing mahjong around the Eight Immortals Table, and Li Chengze and his wife were so frightened that they didn’t dare to show their anger. The child shut up and does not cry.However, that brat was unwilling to kneel, and if he said he was kneeling, he was kneeling under the mahjong-playing young man's stool.

In desperation, I had no choice but to let him stand there and stop crying. I walked to the table of the Eight Immortals, first bowed to the window, then took the Lu Ban ruler in my hand, knelt down to the east, and bowed to the ancestors. Master.

After finishing these cumbersome etiquettes, I looked at Li Chengze, told them not to speak again, then raised the Luban ruler in my hand, and struck towards the east of the window bar, and said in my mouth, everything is going well and good luck, All the way to the white head in peace, from now on, there will be no disasters, and the grandfather will come down to protect himself.

After reading this word, my expression froze, and I shot towards the west again, and said in my mouth, the white tiger will go back to the top of the distant mountain, and it will be lucky when it is released to stay in the year.

These first two sentences are a kind of blessing words for our ghost craftsmen, also known as playing two-headed poems, and the words to be pronounced in the north and south directions afterward are the core content of our ghost craftsmen, that is, Gongshili language.

The Yin Gong Shili language cannot be as casual as before. First of all, the technique must be kept at the same degree as the Gongshi Liyu. When the word "and" comes out, it can't be faster or slower.

If it is too fast, it will have no effect, and it will even make the evil spirit worse. If it is too slow, it will damage your body. The whole process is called "falling characters" in the eyes of our ghost craftsmen.

To tell the truth, generally many ghost craftsmen do things for others, and rarely use the step of "dropping characters".Tracing the reason, "Luozi" is a double-edged sword. It can deal with evil spirits more effectively if it is used well, but it will be counterproductive if it is used badly.

At that time, I had just entered the industry not long ago, and I didn't understand the doorway at all. I just knew that "Luozi" could handle this matter, so I used it.

Fortunately, I was very lucky at that time, and there was no mistake in the voice of the Yingong teacher. Whenever the Luban ruler fell on the window rod, the word "he" was just chanted out of my mouth.

In this way, I hit the window rods in the north and south directions seven times each, and recited a total of fourteen "和" characters.

Just when the last word of peace was finished, there was a gust of wind for no reason in the windless weather, and the fairy bridge hanging on the window rod swayed violently, making a piercing whirring sound.

At the same time, some mahjong sounds gradually stopped, and in the end, only the whistling wind was left in the whole room, without any noise.

Seeing this, I breathed a sigh of relief. It should be done. I raised my eyes and glanced at the window rod, and found that the original bright red * symbol seemed to have lost its color and looked dull.Looking at the * sign on the Xianqiao, the * sign at this position is extraordinarily bright red, like blood dripping.

At the moment, I was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "It's ok."

As soon as the words fell, Li Chengze led his wife and daughter to stand up. The moment they stood up, two small wooden stools that were originally placed on the Eight Immortals table suddenly fell towards the ground. I don't know if it was a coincidence or what happened. , Two small wooden stools hit the feet of Li Chengze and his wife, only to hear them screaming, took off their shoes, and saw that the toes were smashed into black and blue.

I generally asked them if there was anything wrong, and they said it was all right, which made me feel relieved, and then I asked Li Chengze's son with a smile, asking him if he saw four people playing mahjong, the little boy said, those four Brother has gone.

This made me completely relieved, so I said a few auspicious words to Li Chengze, and Li Chengze stood up, and immediately handed me a red envelope and a pack of cigarettes.

I squeezed the red envelope, it was very thin, it should be ten yuan, and the cigarettes were the cheapest hard box white sand here.

I smiled wryly, I thought there would be a lot of red envelopes, but I didn't expect it to be so little, and I didn't expect the cigarettes to be so bad.However, some people are like this, begging you to give a lot of benefits before doing things, and after the things are done, no one will know who else.

I didn't say anything, put away the cigarettes and red envelopes and put them in the toolbox, and told Li Chengze to remember to burn the Seven Star Immortal Bridge. As for the window rod, I originally wanted to help him remove it, but he called it a day. The red envelopes and cigarettes are too bad, and I have no interest in opening them.After all, I'm only responsible for running the mahjong sound, not tearing down the windows.

Then Li Chengze seemed to see what I meant, walked up to me, and said with a smile: "Little brother, you smashed this window, you should be responsible for putting it back, right?"

(End of this chapter)