Hilarious pet concubine strategy

Chapter 53 This evildoer is too shrewd ([-])
"Aren't you illiterate?" He Lianye said, and actually walked to the table, signaling Jiang Yuyu to do it.

In modern times, Jiang Yuyu had a cousin who learned calligraphy since childhood, so she was no stranger to the work of grinding ink, and said while grinding, "These four characters are so auspicious, so my mother taught me how to write. "

As he spoke, he picked up a pen and dipped it in ink, and wrote four large characters on Helianye's back very coolly.

After finishing writing, Weiwei stepped back to watch, um, the effect is good!

Fortunately, among these four characters, only the first character is different in simplified and traditional characters, and she happens to be able to write, so He Lianye must be able to see what she wrote at a glance.

"My lord, I've finished it!" A small head poked out from his shoulder again, looking at him as if asking for credit.

He Lianye walked to the bronze mirror, turned around, and saw four domineering characters written on the pure white underwear - Women's Friend.

Helian Ye's face was almost as dark as the ink.

"Little girl, you have tampered with this ink, within a few days, this word can't be washed, right?"

The material of the inner shirt is thin, and the ink has already seeped through and remained on his back, which means that within a period of time, the words "Friends of Women" will be written on his back!
Huh?How did he know?
However, Jiang Yuyu was also used to his computer-like quick response ability, so he didn't answer, but just looked at him with the purest and innocent eyes.

Although his face was dark, Helian Ye's eyes were smiling, those phoenix eyes were curved beautifully, with a charming shimmer, and even his voice was cheerful, "Little girl, when you said I chopped off your head , cut off the neck, or just cut off the head?"

That's how things change!
Jiang Yuyu scolded him in his heart, but his face was shocked, "My lord, you are not satisfied? Haven't you heard a sentence? Women hold up half the sky!"

"..."

"Think about it, half the sky is your friend, isn't that powerful, domineering and auspicious enough?"

"..." He Lianye silently looked at the "Friends of Women" on his back...

No one talked to him anymore, and he felt bored, so Jiang Yuyu nestled back in the chair, drowsy.

It's getting late now, and at this time, she has already gone to dream about Duke Zhou.

But as soon as she sat down, the evildoer in front of the bronze mirror came over, grabbed her arm and pulled her up, and said with a smile, "Okay, let me pretend that what happened tonight didn't happen."

"..." This monster's emotions have also become too fast and unreasonable!

It may be that the state has become too much, resulting in sequelae.Jiang Yuyu gave him a sympathetic look.

But the person walking in front of her suddenly turned his head, leaned over, and that monstrous face was very close to her again, "Because... there are rewards for good children who don't kill innocent people indiscriminately."

"..." Didn't he know it again?! Didn't he know nothing about poison?

Jiang Yuyu was too speechless, staring at his head of unknown structure.

Turning around, He Lianye continued to pull her forward, but said something strange, "Is the water quality good?"

"Very good." Why, throw her into the lake?

"That's good," Helian Ye raised her lips slightly, her voice cheerful.

Five minutes later, Jiang Yuyu knew why it was "that's good".

Because this evildoer said he can't swim!

Only ghosts believe him, if he really can't swim, how did he swim across it before?

As she observed before, there is indeed something wrong with the low cabinet in the northwest corner of the bedroom.

(End of this chapter)