The strongest devil fruit tree in Journey to the West

Chapter 77 Not even a ten-year-old kid in my hometown!

"..." Taiyin Xingjun looked at Yang Yu with flickering eyes. She understood the meaning of the poem, but she also knew that Yang Yu's style of doing things was too out of character, so she didn't take it too seriously.

However, this poem was very good, and it touched her a little.

But the Jade Emperor's face became more and more gloomy, looking at Yang Yu, killing intent surged in his heart.

"This poem is not bad, there is that kind of artistic conception in it," Wen Quxing looked at Yang Yu, nodded slightly,
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Pindao is a poetic fairy popular in kindergartens in third-tier cities, what do you think?" Yang Yu looked at Wen Quxing, shook his head and said, taking another sip of fairy wine.

"..." Wen Quxing didn't answer, he couldn't understand what Yang Yu was saying.

"Before the age of three, Pindao competed with the heroes of Heshuo with poems and songs. The most beautiful man!" Yang Yu took a sip of the fairy wine, pointed at Wen Quxing, and said confidently, blushing and heart beating.

"..." A group of gods looked at Yang Yu, speechless, and they didn't want to talk, what would they say to a drunk?What's more, this drunk is still Yang Yu!
"Wen Quxing, you should be the most talented person in the heaven, how about taking over a few poetry fans from the poor?" Looking at Wen Quxing's plain face, Yang Yu said a little unhappy.

"Of course, I'm afraid you won't succeed." Wen Quxing looked at Yang Yu and shook his head.

"That's good, I'm a fan of poetry, I just guess things and things, you have to listen carefully." Yang Yu looked at Wen Quxing, nodded and said.

"Come on." Wen Quxing nodded.

"Sit alone in the study and be a wife, this matter is ashamed for outsiders to mention.

In front of the screen is the Dongying girl, and the rolls of paper are neatly spread on the table.

One up and one down flushed, one fast and one slow, eyes blurred.

Little by little fell to the ground, and the children and grandchildren turned into mud. "

Yang Yu finished the seven-character verse with a smile, and said with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, "Guess what a man can do."

"Huh?" Wen Quxing fell silent, his eyes shone with wisdom, and he began to understand the hidden meaning in this poem.

The other gods also began to think, daily practice is too boring, now it would be good for a poetry fan to guess.

However, after a long time passed, none of these people could guess it, their brows were tightened, and they lowered their heads in thought.

"Uh..." Yang Yu hiccupped again, sat on the ground, his eyes scanned the resplendent and resplendent hall, sparkling.

"That Tianzun of Wuliang, all the great immortals can't guess it?" Yang Yu poured the purple gold gourd and found that there was no immortal wine, so he looked up at Wen Quxing and others, and said with a smile.

"You poetry fan is really extraordinary, we really can't guess it." Wen Quxing nodded, his brows were still furrowed.

"You guys are really stupid. If this poetry fan is placed on the earth, my hometown, even an eleven or twelve-year-old kid can guess it." Yang Yu shook his head again and again, and said very contemptuously.

"..." Wen Quxing and the other gods turned dark and were speechless.

"Really, even the little ghosts in my hometown can't compare. Are you stupid? Are you stupid?" Yang Yu looked at these gods and shook his head.

"Don't talk about it, since you said your hometown is so powerful, then your hometown is so powerful, tell me the answer." The Jade Emperor frowned and said, his face was very ugly.

"It's not easy. It's masturbation, masturbation, or self-defense. Even a ten-year-old kid in my hometown can guess such a simple poem." Yang Yu looked at the Jade Emperor and shook his head. .

"What is masturbation? What is an airplane?" Wen Quxing looked at Yang Yu, still not understanding.

"It's something that men can do, especially those bachelors are best at it." Yang Yu put away the purple gold gourd, sat there, and said with a smile.

"I don't understand." Wen Quxing shook his head, and the other gods also looked at Yang Yu with some doubts.

"Eh... this thing is too clear to be inferior, it's a bit vulgar." Yang Yu shook his head and said with some embarrassment.

"Speak, no one will say anything." The Jade Emperor waved his hand, looked at Yang Yu, his eyes became mysterious, and the faint killing intent was completely gone.

Yang Yu glanced at the Jade Emperor, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said with a smile, "This matter is a simplification of intercourse between men and women. The woman is replaced by a man's hand, just like intercourse. , one fast and one slow.”

"..." All the immortals in the heavenly court who were still puzzled suddenly understood, looked at Yang Yu, and their faces turned red.

Among them, the Queen Mother and Taiyin Xingjun are women. After hearing Yang Yu's explanation, they understood each other very well, and looked at Yang Yu with eyes full of "killing intent".

"That Tianzun of Wuliang." Yang Yu shook his sleeves and sat on the spot, not looking sideways, not daring to meet the eyes of the two.

"Little friend Yang Yu, that's too vulgar." Wen Quxing looked at Yang Yu with a blushing face and shook his head.

"I've said that it's vulgar to say too clearly, you must let me say it," Yang Yu still kept his eyes fixed, shaking his head and said, he could still feel the two "killing intentions".

"It's a joke that such a vulgar person can become a fairy!" Li Jing looked at Yang Yu and said sarcastically.

"That Tianzun Wuliang, this is a little poetry fan." Yang Yu shook his head and said, "You can't even guess this, and you can't even compare with a ten-year-old child in the poor hometown, so what right do you have to laugh at this poetry fairy?"

"..." Li Jing's face gradually turned red, and he stared at Yang Yu, wanting to violently kill someone.

"The Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you dare to laugh at the Immortal Poetry, then you will be a fan of the Immortal Poetry." Yang Yu looked at these immortals and said with a strange smile.

"It can't be so vulgar anymore." Wen Quxing shook his head and said,

"Don't worry." Yang Yu nodded with a smile and said:

"Naturally wonderful things live between the legs, commonly known as Yuhu, commonly known as forced.

Hairy, beautiful beard and red lips are hidden, and nectar is dripping from the secret hole.

Toothless prefers to eat hard meat, but has a small mouth but likes to swallow big chickens.

It is the most ecstasy, it also shrinks and sucks. "

"There is another short poem, similar to this poem, which describes the same thing. It is: the grass is full of bean sprouts, and the bean goes down the river."

"..." Wen Quxing thought for a long time, but he still didn't understand, couldn't guess, he had never heard of many of the words and sentences, and he didn't quite understand the words in them.

What is a big chicken?Why eat hard meat?And what are bean sprouts?

"The unscrupulous Tianzun, if you are interested, you can guess, if you are not interested, continue to discuss, the poor are tired, this fairy wine has too much stamina, and fell asleep," Yang Yu glanced at it, and said a little boringly, directly He fell to the ground and fell asleep, and faintly, a sentence came out leisurely,
"You are so stupid. A ten-year-old kid in my hometown can guess this kind of poetry in an instant. You are not even as good as a ten-year-old kid!"

(End of this chapter)