The strongest devil fruit tree in Journey to the West

Chapter 206 Get Up! (eight more)
"Chasing, I must kill this unscrupulous Taoist priest today!" Everyone shouted angrily, extremely angry, everyone was so angry, and once again sensed the breath of Yang Yu and Lei Xiaoxiao, they chased after him frantically.

"Which school did this Yang Yu learn from? There are endless ways of digging holes to make people jump." Bing Wushuang, Blood Demon, Kuang San, and Huang Tian were also chasing after him, watching Yang Yu burn to death. The faces of the hundreds of geniuses from the Demon God Palace all became bizarre.

However, after this incident, they also kept an extra mind, and only after they were all ready to teleport away, they chased again.
They were worried that Yang Yu would dig a hole for them again, and then directly kill them all.

If this is the case, I'm afraid Huang Tian and the other four will die with regret, right?

But when they chased and killed Yang Yu, they stopped immediately, their figures stopped abruptly, and they stopped in front of a golden light curtain, looking at the figure in the distance who was dressed in red lotus, and his posture was extremely artificial, floating above the sky. Yang Yu's face darkened.

Yang Yu cast an unbreakable quasi-sacred barrier, which made it impossible for them to rush over. They could only look at Yang Yu with a dark face, posing in various poses.

After a long time, Yang Yu spoke. Standing in the sky with his hands behind his back, he raised his head to look at the sky at 45 degrees, stood still in this incomparably "sultry" posture, and said in a very melodious voice: "My life has no story, only The word "handsome" runs through my life!"

Yang Yu looked at the sky quietly, took a deep breath, and said eloquently: "It is said that when I was born, auspicious clouds appeared in the north of the sky, gradually approaching from far away..."

When everyone heard Yang Yu talk about his birth experience inexplicably, they immediately fell silent, as if they also wanted to hear what the origin of this wicked and unscrupulous Taoist priest was.

But Yang Yu didn't look at these people at all, and still looked at the blue sky affectionately, and said more affectionately and emotionally: "That cloud floated behind my house... It turned into a word: Handsome!"

Hearing this, everyone's heads were covered with black lines, and their faces were pitch-black. They wanted to call Yang Yu with stinky feet immediately.

He didn't care about those people, but now that Yang Yu had started digging, he immediately got excited, like a machine gun, and continued to say quickly: "After seeing me, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. Believe that I am a child inherited from his chromosomes, he rushed to my mother's bed with a knife several times, waving it and said that he would chop me into meat, and my mother protected me with death, so I survived. Grandpa had glaucoma for more than ten years I can't tell if it's a human or a dog one meter away, but when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, poked his eyes, and never saw the light of day, saying that he didn't want to see people again, so as to avoid endless troubles... ..."

Everyone is going to be dizzy, I have never seen someone boasting that they can be so shameless and shameless...

However, Yang Yu's face changed suddenly, and he continued to shout with a sad face: "Women all over the world are crazy about my appearance, even a female fly is proud of landing on my shoulder, everyone Crazy obsessed with me, pursued me, I... have no freedom at all."

"So I ran desperately, desperately...and finally escaped to a high mountain. I asked God, why? Why did you do this to me? I was so angry. I hate this sky! I hate this place! Why? Why did I Will he be so handsome? No way! I want to resist this fate, I don’t want to rely on my face and do nothing, isn’t this burying my talent and the meaning of life?”

With his head lowered, Yang Yu pointed at the demons below, and shouted at the top of his voice, "Actually... I'm not handsome!"

"..." A group of people from the demon clan looked at Yang Yu, their faces were already dark, with black lines all over their heads, and they wished they could slap Yang Yu with their feet right now.

If there are two rotten eggs, they definitely don't mind. They throw it at Yang Yu. In order to protect the world and the environment from being polluted by vomit, they are very happy.

"Everyone, there is a saying in my hometown that women have two advantages, but there is a loophole. Although men have no advantages, they have one strength. Men often grasp the two advantages of women and use their strengths to make up for women's strengths. This is seamless. Why are men smart? Men have two heads. Why do women love to eat? Women have two mouths. Why do men and women tie knots? Men figure it out, women think it apart. Why do they separate? Men know depth Now, the woman knows the right and wrong." Yang Yu looked up at the sky again, as if he hadn't said anything before, he looked at the sky quietly, and said with emotion.

"..." Everyone in the demon clan looked at Yang Yu, and their faces became even darker. Where did this come from? Didn't we talk about your birth?

"Everyone, I see that the weather is very good today, and there is a big hole below, which makes the poor man very comfortable. Let's make a fool of yourself and call Shoumai." Yang Yu fell from the sky, in front of everyone's eyes. As far as I could reach, I took out my phone, started to choose songs, and finally stopped, amplified the sound with magic power, and started playing songs.

"Radison, Kent, boys and girls, av8d, enough times. The audience in front come with me, the audience behind raise your hands, those friends across the screen, come together .Play, vomit, Siri, Buddha, move it, move it, move it!"

"I plant a seed

finally bear fruit

today is a great day
Take off the stars for you

Drag the moon down for you

Let the sun rise for you every day

turn into a candle to burn yourself
just to illuminate you

give me everything to you

as long as you are happy

You make my every tomorrow meaningful

Life is short but I love you forever
you are my little apple
I don't love you too much
The little red face warms my heart
Light up the fire of my life
you are my little apple
Like the most beautiful clouds in the sky
Spring has come again, flowers are blooming on the hillside

Sow hope and reap
never hate you

like everything about you
With you every day is fresh
With you the sun shines brighter

With you the night is not dark

You are the white cloud and I am the blue sky..."

"Hey, av8d, Kang Mang, come on!" Yang Yu is now on the spot, holding up his mobile phone and singing loudly, his singing voice is extremely melodious.

"..." The people of the Demon Race looked at Yang Yu, their faces were dark, and the four of Huangtian also had extremely strange expressions on their faces.
Even Lei Xiaoxiao next to Yang Yu couldn't help laughing, his face became extremely weird, he was teased by Yang Yu!

"Roar!"

However, a dragon roar in the next second overwhelmed everything.

Yang Yu and Lei Xiaoxiao glanced at each other, and urged Fajue to go back outside the Demon God's Tomb and meet Kuanglei Tianzun.

(End of this chapter)