God is finally with me

Chapter 559 Unscrupulous [3 more]

For a while, she really wanted to get married, because after getting married, she could be with Gu Ziqing without any scruples, and she could do whatever she wanted.

In fact, the reason why Tang Xiaomi was so shy was because she had no experience in love affairs, and she once doubted whether she liked Qin Momo.

What's more, he and Gu Ziqing just met, and she likes him in her heart.

So facing Gu Ziqing, she had a lot of physical instincts to react.

However, her heart is wild and unrestrained, but she has no experience.

Gu Ziqing looked at Tang Xiaomi's blushing face and almost died of laughter in his heart. He asked, "Xiaomi, why do you blush so easily?"

"No! No! In fact, I usually have a thick skin. I don't blush when I tell jokes with Momo. I don't know why I get nervous and blush when I see you." Listening to Gu Ziqing's question, she Can't wait for an explanation.

She didn't want Gu Ziqing to feel that she was a little girl who didn't know anything, besides, she wasn't old enough to blush.

However, the instinctive reaction of her body was beyond her control.

She thought that after she fell in love, she would definitely be a hungry wolf. After all, she has been single for 27 years!

She thought that after she fell in love, she would roll in bed with her boyfriend all day long, reluctant to get out of bed.

Who knew that he was so worthless, with a lustful heart but no guts, that he could only blush and giggle.

She didn't want to do this in her heart, but when she saw Gu Ziqing's face, her mind went blank.

Gu Zi listened to Tang Xiaomi say that he could tell jokes, he couldn't laugh or cry, he thought to himself, she is really a straightforward girl, blushing while saying that she can tell jokes, it is really cute.

He would like to hear what jokes Tang Xiaomi would tell.

So, he asked, "What jokes do you know?"

Tang Xiaomi frowned and thought about it, seriously recalling what jokes he would tell.

After a while, she said, "I can talk a lot!"

"Then tell me one."

"Ah?" Tang Xiaomi was stunned, telling jokes in front of the male god, how embarrassing!If what he said was too vulgar, would he despise himself?
"Is it okay?" Gu Ziqing looked at the astonished Tang Xiaomi and asked again, he really wanted to see her expression when she told dirty jokes.

Listening to Gu Ziqing's questioning again, Tang Xiaomi took a deep breath, pretended to be calm and said, "Well! Let me tell you something! If you don't speak well, don't dislike me."

"I won't despise you." Gu Ziqing wanted to hear whether it was true or not, he just wanted to see more sides of Tang Xiaomi.

Hearing Gu Ziqing's assurance, Tang Xiaomi gritted his teeth and thought to himself, he's going to fight it out.

Therefore, she said solemnly: "There is a fat man who wants to lose weight. After going to the weight loss center, the staff told him that he can lose 5 catties at 200 yuan, 10 catties at 500 yuan, 20 catties at 1000 yuan, and 30 catties at 5000 yuan. , Ask him how much he wants to lose?"

"The fat man listened to the staff's quotation, thought for a while, and said, let's take 5 catties first! So after he paid 200 yuan, the staff took him to an empty room. In the room, there was a young girl. She Seeing the man coming, he smiled and said to him, "Come after me, I will run, if you catch me, I will have sex with you!"

"Then, the fat man started chasing the young girl, and after he caught up with the girl, the girl really had sex with him!"

"When the fat man left the weight loss center, he claimed that he really lost 5 catties. He thought, this weight loss is too cost-effective. Not only is he thinner, but he can also have sex! So the next day, he went to This time he chose to lose 10 catties, and after paying the money, he was taken to another empty house by the staff."

"In the house, there was a beautiful woman in a bikini who said to him, you come after me, I will run, if you catch me, I will have sex with you! After hearing this, the fat man couldn't wait to go after her Bikini beauty, after he catches up with the bikini beauty, the beauty will let him have sex?"

"On the third day, the fat man came again. He paid 1000 yuan this time and wanted to lose 20 catties. In fact, he wanted to have sex with a more beautiful woman. As expected, after entering the empty room, there was a hot body in the room. , the naked woman said to him, you come after me, I will run, if you catch me, I will have sex with you! On the third day, the man succeeded in having sex with this hot naked woman again .”

"In this way, the fat man became addicted to losing weight. He thought, today he will lose 5000 yuan, because he thought, 1000 yuan can be enough to have sex with such a beautiful woman, and 5000 yuan may be the best foreign beauty, so, On the fourth day, he paid 5000 yuan and was taken into another empty room by the staff."

"But this time, there are no beauties in the empty room, only a black gorilla. The gorilla said to him, I'll chase you, you run, if you are chased by me, you have to have sex with me!"

When Tang Xiaomi told this joke, she was very serious and serious, as if a teacher was teaching a class to a student.

However, after her story was finished, the room suddenly became unusually quiet, and Gu Ziqing didn't smile either.

Looking at Gu Ziqing's expressionless face, Tang Xiaomi thought to herself, it's over!Ruined!She killed herself and completely ruined her impression in Gu Ziqing's mind.

At this time, Tang Xiaomi was extremely regretful, regretting that he should not tell this joke.

In the past, when she told this joke to Qin Momo, both of them laughed like crazy, but they didn't expect that after telling Gu Ziqing, it would have such an effect. She didn't laugh, and neither did Gu Ziqing.

This time, Tang Xiaomi wished he could dig a hole and get in. It was embarrassing, too embarrassing.

Across the dining table, Gu Ziqing looked at the pale Tang Xiaomi, and burst out laughing, "Pfft!"

He had heard this joke before, but it was the first time he saw someone finish this joke as seriously as Tang Xiaomi.

He felt that Tang Xiaomi's expression was funnier than the joke just now.

Tang Xiaomi looked at Gu Ziqing who suddenly laughed, patted her heart, took a long breath, and said, "You almost scared me to death, I thought I was wrong and you disliked me, but you reflected It's really slow, it took me so long to laugh."

"I laugh because you are funnier than jokes, Xiaomi, do you know that you are super cute when you tell jokes."

Seeing that Gu Ziqing said she was cute, Tang Xiaomi laughed so hard that she couldn't close her mouth.

Before Qin Momo said she was cute, she still didn't believe it!

Since Gu Ziqing said she was cute, then she was cute.

Gu Ziqing felt that Tang Xiaomi was really cute when she told jokes in a serious manner. Looking at her widening eyes following the plot, watching her twitching eyebrows following the plot, watching her gestures and every expression following the plot, The first movement is so cute.

Seeing her serious appearance, he couldn't bear to disturb her.

(End of this chapter)