Waste Chai Adventure

Chapter 75 Jiannan's Hat

I was speechless for a long time, and said: "Anyway, you hurry over here as soon as possible, okay, that's it."

"Wait, brother." The boy stopped me: "There is one more thing. My cousin Chen Nuo is not studying anymore. I want to take him on a trip to Dongning City to see the rural scenery and learn how to raise pigs." .”

"Travel! Do you really think I asked you to come here to play? It's very dangerous here, and you might die! No one can take you with you. Come here immediately, or your salary will be deducted!" I said viciously. threatened.

Sure enough, as soon as Ji Nan heard the word deducting wages, he immediately didn't dare to mention his cousin's affairs, and promised to go to the train station immediately, and he would come over as fast as possible!
After hanging up the phone, I was still muttering, what the hell, your cousin raising pigs has something to do with me. . .Just as I was muttering to myself, Xu Xiaoling came in with a bowl of medicine, and I quickly took it: "Thank you, Miss Xiaoling."

"You're welcome, you look like a mummy." Xu Xiaoling joked.

It is true that my whole upper body was covered with bandages, and I had wounds on my face, so I had bandages on my face as well.Looking at Xu Xiaoling's smiling face, I pretended to sigh and said, "Sister Xiaoling, the wound on my face may leave scars, and you will be responsible in the future."

Xu Xiaoling said softly: "Okay, okay, I'm in charge, come on, take the medicine first..."

Therefore, although Heroes to Save the Beauty is an old plot with dirt and scum, as the saying goes, the old tricks are not old, as long as they are useful!Although he was injured this time, Xu Xiaoling's affection for me has deepened, almost to the point that he must marry me.

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Two days later, Dongning Railway Station.

Shui Gui didn't come to take revenge these two days, I took the opportunity to draw a lot of spells, and the boy will be here soon, I'm here to pick him up.

What I have to say is that Zhang Zixuan's golden sore medicine is very effective. In just two days, all my wounds have scabbed over, and according to him, the wound will not leave scars.

Soon, I saw the ecstasy figure of the boy!

The boy walked up to me, looked at the bandage on my face, and said earnestly, "Brother, are you paralyzed now?"

The boy looked around and said in a low voice, "Brother, I brought you a gift!"

"What, what, what gift? So mysterious?" I was afraid that he would trick me, so I stammered and asked.

The boy mysteriously took out two green hats from the small leather bag under his arm and asked, "Brother, do you know this?!"

I was silent for more than ten seconds, and said in a hoarse voice: "The color is good..."

The boy put one of them on his head and said: "Brother, did you read "Haier Brothers" when you were young? There is a little boy named Crude in it. His hat is green and has a letter K printed on it. This hat is the same style as his! After wearing this hat, we will be awesome, and from now on you will be Brother Haier, and I will be Brother Haier!" As he spoke, the boy put another hat on my head with his own hands.

I've been completely petrified, and I forgot to stop the boy's move.

When I walked out of the train station, I wanted to take off my hat several times, but was stopped by the boy, who said: "Brother Haier, although the green hat is not very nice, green has another meaning, which is environmental protection. ! We want to be non-mainstream, we can’t care about other people’s eyes!”

I was about to cry, tears rolled in my eyes and said: "Brother Haier, I beg you, you can just protect yourself, please let me go!"

"Brother Haier, you don't like green? Well, next time I'll give you a 'Vomitman' mask."

I took the boy back to the board room, and our hats immediately attracted everyone's attention. What made me speechless was that Cheng Dong asked me where I bought the hats, and he also wanted to buy one.

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The boy is here, and sleeping at night is a problem again. My room is a double bed. Do you want us two old men to sleep together?
Xu Xiaoling joked: "Didn't you always say you want to squeeze? Someone squeezed with you tonight."

I cried and said with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoling, the boy has smelly feet, you should squeeze with me. I am a wounded person and deserve special treatment!"

"You are so beautiful." Xu Xiaoling said, I don't even think about it.

Finally, I decided to give Xu Xiaoling and Doudou my room, and the boy and I went to their room and slept on bunk beds.

In the past few days, Xu Xiaoling personally boiled medicine for me every day. After taking the medicine, I didn't have any more nosebleeds.

In my conversation with Zhang Zixuan a few days ago, I already told him my guess that water roses will not appear for no reason in the barren mountains, so I think there seems to be something wrong with that stream, and the water roses are even more problematic. As long as you catch the water rose and ask it, you may get some useful information.

The injury is almost healed, and the boy is also here, so I decided to go to the creek tomorrow to have a look!
The old liar is right, this guy is really talented in monasticism. Before I left, I taught him how to draw Yang and Yin symbols. This guy said that after he drew dozens of times, he could draw It was 500% successful, and in his small black bag, there were more than [-] spells, which almost made my eyes pop out. . .

So, apart from being a bit sloppy, this product is still very powerful in other aspects. .

the next day.

The boy and I rode the 'Basket 1258' on the rugged mountain road, and we both had a good time. Zhang Zixuan wanted to send two bodyguards to help, but I refused, because the bodyguards came and not only couldn't help. If you are busy, it may be a disservice to you.

I know that Zhang Zixuan wants to find the treasures of the 'cultivator', and he is afraid that I will steal them all, so before I left, I told him like this: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, I will notify you as soon as I find something. I just left, and I have to come back to drink medicine at night."

I mean, I have to come back to drink medicine at night, and even if I do find some tomb, I won't have time to go in and explore it.

The boy is wearing a green hat. He strongly suggested that I wear it in the morning, but I refused. The color is too green, I can't stand it!
We set off at five o'clock in the morning, and we rode for about six hours before arriving at the location where we found the water rose last time. I said, "Jiannan, this is where I was entangled by the water rose last time. You are born to see it." Weird, see if it's nearby?"

The boy looked around and said, "Brother, I didn't find anything except a few fishbone."

not here?Where will it go?I thought about it for a while and decided to lure it out.

The method is very simple, precious things like Yin Qi, no matter how far away they are, they can sense the presence of Yin Qi, so as long as I create some Yin Qi, it will come out obediently.

I said to the boy: "Ignite the ten Yin Talismans and draw them out with Yin Qi!"

The boy agreed, took out ten Yin Talismans, and made a poss that he thought was very handsome.

'嗤~~' Yin Talismans will produce strong Yin Qi when they burn, and when ten pieces are burned together, more Yin Qi will be produced.

After burning the Yin Talisman, I waited for five or six minutes, but the water rose did not appear. I took out 6 Yin Talismans from my pocket and lit them all!

This time it worked!Three minutes after the lighting, the water rose appeared!The boy pointed upstream and said, "Here it comes! Water roses are here!"

I hastily wiped the cow's tears on my eyes, and sure enough, I saw the water rose on the cheek of the sharp-billed monkey. When it saw me, it showed an angry look, and said in a low voice: "Baga~"

"The Rose of Country R!" said the boy, pointing at it.

I corrected it: "It's not the rose of R country, but the rose of R country."

I found out last time that this rose looks a bit weird, but I only realized it today. It turns out that he is a rose from R country!However, how did the people of country R become water roses here?It's really puzzling. If you want to know the truth, you can only arrest him and torture him. Moreover, this guy has done a lot of evil. He may have harmed many Chinese compatriots. He must be made to suffer!

But there is a creek here, and the place where there is water is its chassis. If it is head-to-head, Miao Nan and I will definitely not be able to handle it, so on the way here, Miao Nan and I discussed various countermeasures. . .

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Countermeasure [-]: aggressive method!Use words to draw the other party out of the stream!
Whose language is the most lethal?This person must be a boy!Every word he said made people have the urge to vomit blood. If he used the provocative method, he would definitely be able to irritate the other party successfully!
But looking at it now, the countermeasures are nowhere to be found. The other party turned out to be R Guogui, who probably didn't understand.

But the boy brother said something next, and I petrified on the spot!

It's disgusting!Even R Guogui was stunned for a moment, and I hurriedly stopped the boy: "Countermeasure [-] is useless! Use strategy [-] instead!"

Otherwise, I'm afraid I'll vomit before R Guogui is elicited.

Countermeasure [-]: attack from behind!Let the boy dance the swan dance in front to attract Shuigui's attention, and I took the opportunity to go around behind it and give it a fatal blow!
The boy nodded and agreed to use the second strategy!

I saw him exhaling like blue, looking at Shuigui with winking eyes like silk, yelled: "Ouba~~" and then danced the ecstatic swan dance!Tiptoes to the ground, arms raised high!I almost vomited out without holding back, and quickly covered my mouth and looked in the direction of Shuigui.

Sure enough, Shui Gui was also stunned!The visual impact of the boy is too strong!His battle value has exceeded 5! !
(End of this chapter)