The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 76
"Nimma is a pig's head."

Tang Sen flicked his long hair and asked himself.

Ma De, is a poor monk called wicked?

That's wit!

Swish!
Take the slap King Kong into the small world, and save this thing to deal with Tathagata.

Can't be exposed first.

call out!
Drifting Monk and Xiao Bailong saw Tang Sen put away the slap King Kong, and came to his side at once.

"What are you doing?"

"No, we want to say, Master, you are too powerful."

"Yes, yes, there is such a powerful baby!" Drifting followed Xiao Bailong to flatter.

"Why do I think you two have the same virtue as Bajie!" Tang Sen said with squinting eyes.

"No, it's all the truth, my little white dragon dares to say it..."

Swish!
Tang Sen took out the slap King Kong.

Little White Dragon: "..."

Drifting: "..."

"Continue on the road!" Tang Sen said after slapping King Kong into the small world again.

Little White Dragon: "Yes, yes, yes."

Drifting: "Let's go..."

Pig Bajie: "..."

"King Tang, we will work hard and accept the inspection of King Tang at any time."

"Long live Tang Dawang, long live the semen extraction gang!"

In the rear, Fox Puppy and the little monsters roared like chicken blood.

Just kidding, their new king is the newly rising god of killing in the demon world, known as Tang Dawang who "cherish life and stay away from Tang monk".

Who dares to deceive?Who dares to provoke?
Heavenly Court, just as the Jade Emperor was preparing to gather an army to arrest Tang Sen and others.

Manjusri Bodhisattva came to visit, and then the Jade Emperor disbanded the army, changed the plan, and cooperated with Lingshan.

From the Lingxiao Palace, the word "Change the Monkey" came out vaguely.

Tang Sen and his apprentices rushed out of Yalong Mountain and continued to move west.

When they arrived at the Wuji Country, they slowed down and stopped in a small town called Jinji Town.

In the tavern, a group of people sat down for a meeting.

"The money is enough for you to spend for several months. The three of you brothers and sisters should love each other, you know? As a teacher and Wukong, go and return."

"Master, why don't you bring us with you every time?"

"Leave the slap on Vajra as a teacher. Seeing Vajra is like seeing a teacher."

"No need for Master, we will be honest and do our duty, and nothing will happen."

As soon as King Kong was slapped, all the disciples shook their heads again and again, very well-behaved.

"That's right! Wukong, let's go!"

The two brilliance soared into the sky, and this time it became Zhen Yuanzi.

In Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi sat cross-legged and suddenly snotted.

……

With the first experience, this time it can be said that I came to Tushita Palace with ease.

"Hi, Laojun, how are you!"

Tang Sen greeted Laojun familiarly, and when he entered the door, he changed into his own image again.

Because this time, he planned to rob openly.

"You are Tang Seng, good sage!"

Laojun was making alchemy and wanted to be angry at first, but when he saw that it was Tang Seng, his breath was a little wilted.

The old man was puzzled, why no one came to notify Tang Priest that he was going to the Heavenly Court.

I don't know what happened to those two children.

"Old man, don't come here without any problems, my old grandson has suffered a lot in your alchemy furnace!"

Monkey King spoke with a cold expression on his face, as if he would fight if he disagreed.

After tearing the shackles a few days ago, he has reached level 62. In terms of combat power alone, I am afraid that the old bones of Taishang Laojun are not enough for him to toss.

"The great sage was joking. Back then, my alchemy furnace suffered from you. It stands to reason that you should compensate the poor."

Although Taishang Laojun called Sun Wukong a great sage, he didn't seem to be afraid at all, and said as if nothing had happened.

Yo~ It seems that this old gentleman is quite arrogant!

No, you have to suppress his morale.

"Old Monarch, the poor monk didn't come here to talk to you today, your diamond-cut poor monk has a way to deal with it."

"Let's get straight to the point, the two corners in the lower realm are your boys! I've already suppressed them!"

Ok?
A trace of doubt arose in Taishang Laojun's heart.

Be suppressed?Why is there no news at all.

However, he is an old man who has experienced years of precipitation, and he can't see the slightest expression.

"It's true. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva borrowed it three times at the beginning, saying that it was to test whether you, master and disciple, are determined to learn the scriptures. In fact, the poor are not willing to borrow it, but the Bodhisattva asked again and again."

"Can you give the poor Tao a face and let my two boys go?"

Taishang Laojun laughed, thinking that Tang Sen would buy it.

However, he miscalculated.

"No, I will exchange it with a golden pill, thank you Laojun for your cooperation."

Tang Sen was very serious, and bowed to Taishang Laojun by the way.

I'm fuckin'. You damn Tang Seng.

Taishang Laojun's face twitched, and he couldn't help but want to get angry.

"If you don't give face to the poor, you have to give Guanyin Bodhisattva face!"

In the end, he still held back, because he saw that Monkey King was poking his alchemy furnace with a golden cudgel.

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked me to come here. She said that you have a lot of golden elixirs, so it doesn't matter if you exchange them."

Tang Sen didn't blush and his heart didn't beat. He took a cucumber as a fruit and looked around.

I left in a hurry last time, maybe I missed some golden pills and confiscated them.

I fuck you you bastard.

The Taishang Laojun is very angry, and all fools know it. How could Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva say that?

You treat me like an idiot, oh shit!Want to show some face?
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva really said that?"

Taishang Laojun did not believe in evil, and tried Tang Sen again.

"Yes~ If you don't believe me, ask yourself."

Tang Sen shook his head and bit off a large part of the cucumber. His white teeth made a sizzle sound, and he said decisively.

"No, the golden elixirs for this period of time have all been given to the Jade Emperor."

Taishang Laojun was annoyed, so he found an excuse.

Ma De, he feels that the recent period of time has been very bad, the golden core has been stolen, and the culprit has not been found yet.

He was so angry that he swore in his heart that he must put the thief in the alchemy furnace for refining.

Now the boy is being suppressed again, and such a rascal eminent monk comes out, talking nonsense, which makes him have the urge to beat someone.

Until now, he still doesn't know that the real master who stole the golden elixir is actually right in front of his eyes, and he blatantly started to sweep away his remaining family property.

"It's okay, old gentleman, I'm not in a hurry, I'll come back when you have the golden elixir."

"Oh, I forgot to mention that I caught a nine-tailed demon fox in Yalong Mountain. She said she knew you very well. There is also a fox seven. I don't know if Laojun recognizes you or not," Tang Sen said.

"I don't know." Laojun said, holding back his anger.

"It's fine if you don't know each other. You'll cook and eat later. No one will take it anyway."

Tang Sen didn't care what to say, and pretended to leave.

Ma De, you still don't admit it, and if you don't admit it, the poor monk puts a big move to make you look good.

"and many more."

"How many golden pills do you want, just tell me!"

"As much as there are, there are not too many golden cores."

Monkey King interjected, almost throwing the alchemy furnace over with a stick.

"you!"

Laojun was trembling with anger, his white beard trembling.

"Old gentleman, don't listen to my disciple's nonsense, seven or eight bottles are enough, and then send three bottles to the lower realm every month. There are some secrets that no one knows. Don't worry, the poor monk can guarantee it."

The joy in Tang Sen's heart finally took the bait, and the big trick still works.

　The third watch is completed, all kinds of requests, except for some ulterior things, you understand!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)