Chapter 526 The Jade Emperor Wants to Fight Desperately with Tang Sen
"What's the matter, Tang Priest, what kind of tricks are you trying to do?" Jade Emperor was furious.

"What's the matter, Jade Emperor, you guys are not honest at all now, the poor monk has helped you so much, and you don't know how to appreciate it at all, hey, it hurts~"

Swah——

Tang Sen sat down on his buttocks, with a weeping expression on his face, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"What are you doing, Tang Seng, what the hell do you want to do? What kind of hatred does my Heavenly Court have against you?"

The Jade Emperor wanted to vomit blood, the veins on his forehead twitched violently, and he was so angry.

It's so cheap, how can there be such a cheap person in the world, it's really shameless.

The key is that it is so powerful, there is no way at all.

"Tang Seng, we are all people from the Three Realms, even if there were some small festivals in the past, it's fine, but this time it's different, this time it's the Demon Race, and people from the Western God Realm are eyeing us, we can't fight among ourselves!"

Suddenly, Taibai Jinxing jumped out from the side, and said to Tang Sen earnestly.

"What do you mean, it's as if the poor monk has sold the Eastern God Realm, what the hell, I'm warning you, don't mess with me, or you won't blame the poor monk for killing people without blinking an eye!"

boom--

The monstrous murderous intent burst out, Tang Sen's eyes turned cold, and he said darkly.

He felt the meaning of Taibai Jinxing's words and was extremely uncomfortable.

He felt that the Taibaijinxing in front of him had changed. He had this feeling since last time, and it became more obvious at this moment. He was no longer the Taibaijinxing he knew.

Ding Ding Ding-

With murderous intent, Taibai Jinxing retreated three steps in a row, sweating profusely on his forehead in an instant, and he didn't dare to utter a breath.

After a long time, he said quietly: "Xiaobai didn't mean that, the Emperor of Heaven misunderstood, I have always been your fan, how could I give you a shit basin!"

"It's not better. The poor monk doesn't like to listen to those threatening words. If there is a next time, it won't be so easy to discuss. If this is the case, I will add another [-] flat peach trees. Your heavenly court will always owe the poor monk [-] A flat peach tree."

After all, Tang Sen just laughed cheerfully, looking harmless to humans and animals.

"I'm going to go, I'm still not human!"

"Made is a bastard, what a black heart, it's worse."

"It's not a thing. When Taishang Laojun was here in the past, he was not so arrogant."

In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Palace exploded, and everyone opened their mouths and greeted Tang Sen.

"Oh, don't push me, no matter how much you talk, you still have to give it to the poor monk obediently in the end. What's the use of complaining!"

Swah——

Tang Sen sat on the ground, took out a pot of Erguotou again, and drank it in big gulps.

Recently, he seems to have become more and more fond of wine, and gradually realized the true meaning of that kind of wine, a true meaning that is invincible and lonely in the world.

"Tang Seng, these things you want are impossible. My Heavenly Court will only admit that you robbed them by force, and one day you will want them all back."

The Jade Emperor almost threw the table and said angrily.

"Whatever you think, anyway, the Poor Monk Pantao Tree is going to be settled, bye!"

Swah——

Hehe smiled, and the next moment, Tang Sen appeared in the peach garden...

"Hurry up, everyone go to Pantaoyuan."

In the Lingxiao Palace, Taibai Jinxing roared.

"Don't be so anxious, it's useless to go too fast, who else in Heaven can subdue that crazy monk?"

The Jade Emperor laughed at himself. At this point, even he himself had to admit that there was nothing he could do about Tang Sen. There really was nothing he could do.

What kind of revenge, what kind of woman, no matter how many thoughts he had in his mind, he might have to come to naught, at least in the current situation.

"Huh~ Heaven is so quiet today, what happened to the Jade Emperor, there is no movement at all."

After tidying up the [-] flat peach trees, Tang Sen looked at the sky and muttered to himself.

"Is there any movement? Don't you have any clues in your heart?"

Suddenly, the graceful and luxurious Queen Mother flew over and said with a slight smile.

"Ah... I said who dared to talk to me so boldly. It turned out to be the Queen Mother. Sorry, these flat peach trees were promised by the Jade Emperor to the poor monk. The poor monk is not stealing!"

Tang Sen took out the jug and took a sip, laughing loudly.

"Hehe, if you dare to run amok in Pantaoyuan openly, you are the only Tang monk in the Three Realms. They all said that monkeys 500 years ago were terrible. If you want me to say, his master is the most terrible."

The Queen Mother was extremely noble, she was wearing a phoenix robe, and her blue hair was filled with a unique fragrance. She walked around Tang Sen's side, making him want to commit a crime.

"Who said that the poor monk is so scary? I have always been a good citizen of the Three Realms, and I have worked hard for the sake of all living beings. This time, I have seriously hurt my vitality, so I came to Pantaoyuan to visit!"

Tang Sen laughed, hugged his chest violently, his brows were furrowed, and he looked like he was in pain.

"Okay, just keep pretending and see how many people think you look like it."

The Queen Mother couldn't stand it anymore, she rolled her eyes and said helplessly.

Dare to say so much, this guy didn't listen to a word.

"It's really not acting, empress, what the poor monk said is the truth, he was really hurt, if you don't believe me, come and feel it."

Swah——

Tang Sen pushed forward and took off his coat with a tear, revealing his strong chest muscles.

"I'll go, it's so big!"

Ding Ding Ding-

The queen mother was shocked when she saw Tang Sen's chest muscles back again and again. This Tang monk seemed to have grown bigger and stronger again.

Unbelievable, the lines between the muscles are drawn perfectly, like a work of art, making people feel comfortable all over.

The Queen Mother didn't blink her eyes, she just admired the beautiful scenery in front of her.

"How about it, handsome or not?"

When Tang Sen saw that the Queen Mother was so obsessed, he couldn't help being overjoyed and said with great joy.

"Handsome, the most perfect lines and proportions I have ever seen, how did you do it?"

The queen mother seemed to want to reach out to feel it, but she was a little embarrassed, her cheeks were flushed.

"Feel it?"

Tang Sen asked tentatively.

"Hehe, men and women can't kiss each other, this is the heaven, not the world, no!"

The queen mother smiled and shook her head, then took three steps back and said.

"What are you afraid of? Do you have ghosts in your heart? It's just to let you feel art. Art has no boundaries. Come on!"

Tang Sen stepped forward and urged.

"It still doesn't work. Although you and I understand art, they don't. I'm afraid of misunderstanding."

The queen mother smiled, and pointed her green fingers at the heavenly soldiers who were stunned beside her.

Swah——

Tang Sen quickly put his clothes together, not showing them to Tianbing.

Ma De was careless, and he didn't know that the heavenly soldiers were coming. The thief was so embarrassing. If this news reached the ears of the Jade Emperor, he would misunderstand his relationship with the Queen Mother again.

"Tang Sen, what are you doing?!"

At this moment, Jade Emperor's voice suddenly came to Pantao Garden, and he himself saw Tang Sen and the Queen Mother.

It just so happened that Tang Sen just adjusted his clothes, and he couldn't help but said angrily again: "The queen mother is the head of my heavenly maidens, you dare to move a hair, I will fight with you."

"If you don't win, I will fight you hard."

It's so annoying, Chang'e was abducted by you, and came to attract the Queen Mother's attention, so what should I do, Jade Emperor? !

The Jade Emperor was furious and yelled frantically, as if he was really desperate.

(End of this chapter)

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