The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 50 Come on, be honest with each other!

Chapter 50 Come on, be honest with each other!

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the main task, rewarding 10 experience points."

"Ding, the side mission is released, defeat Li Tianwang Nezha, reward 500 experience points."

The system beeps...

"Master, Li Jing is about to call in, what should we do! Eldest brother is like this, we can't do it!"

Zhu Bajie said that when he saw Nezha, he was scared.

"Don't worry, there is a teacher!"

Tang Sen flicked his long hair and said confidently.

In order not to harm the ordinary nymphomaniac girl, he has slightly modified his face with the palm of my hand, otherwise it would be difficult to travel.

"Come with me, let's see how the teacher can deal with Li Tianwang."

With three apprentices, Tang Sen strode out of the other courtyard, unexpectedly three girls dressed as court ladies jumped out of the grass.

"Little sisters, don't look, the poor monk is not as handsome as before!"

"Holy monk, even if you are not as handsome as before, we are still willing to serve you!"

A younger little sister spoke. She looks like a flower and jade, and she is very shy, but also very courageous.

"No need, each go back to his own house, each finds his own mother."

Tang Sen shook his head, expressing his speechlessness. Bai Xue said that some bold maids in the Sun Palace guarded her at the door every day, causing her daughter's family a headache.

He didn't believe it at first, but now he doesn't have to doubt it anymore, secretly thinking that these girls are really brave.

At this time, rows of heavenly soldiers and generals stood in the sky above the imperial city of Baoxiang Kingdom, the sun was blocked, and the entire imperial city felt dark.

"Hey~ Lao Li, why are you here again?"

Tang Sen flew into the sky. At this time, Li Tianwang was surrounded by a [-]-year-old boy with delicate features and handsome looks.

"It can't be a woman!"

He showed suspicion. Although Nezha was dressed in men's clothes, he, who spent more time watching TV than reading, found something abnormal at a glance.

The little trick of dressing up as a woman can stump those stupid people who don't have enough eyesight.

But for someone like him who has been fighting in the "battlefield" all year round, his vision is vicious, and he is more of a driver than an old driver.

"Bold Tang Sanzang, hurry up and catch him, and return to heaven with my father."

Nezha pointed his pointed gun at Tang Sen, just like that Aoxue Dongmei, confident and proud.

Tang Sen turned a blind eye to Nezha's words, observed her skin carefully, and said abruptly, "Nezha, you are a girl!"

"What?"

The disciples were stunned, never expecting the master to say such a sentence.

Suddenly, not only them, but also a group of heavenly soldiers were dumbfounded.

girl?

They were very puzzled, this Tang Monk must be stupid, Nezha is obviously the third prince, everyone in Tiangong knows it, how could it be a girl?

Only Li Jing's eyes flashed with disbelief, and he thought to himself: This Tang Sen has really good eyesight.

"You're talking nonsense, I'm obviously a boy."

Nezha was angry, and the flaming spear flashed coldly, and he might shoot Tang Sen at any time.

"Master, be careful. It hurts to be stabbed by a gun. I'm an expert."

Xiao Bailong leaned close to Tang Sen and whispered, extremely obscene.

"Stay away from being a teacher." Tang Sen looked disgusted, and this guy had the nerve to say it out, he really wasn't ashamed.

"Whether it's a boy or not, you'll know when you take off your shirt. Come on, just like the poor monk, let's be honest with each other."

As he spoke, Tang Sen pulled up his shirt, revealing his strong chest muscles.

"Shameless! I won't take it off."

Nezha looked away in disgust.

"Hey~ It's so big, is he showing off? Why don't you call the giant spirit god over here."

There was a very nervous soldier, probably seeing Tang Sen for the first time, with a disdainful look on his face, and he spoke loudly to the brother next to him.

"Hey, that loud voice, come here and I'll ask you, who has bigger chest muscles, the poor monk, the giant spirit god, or Nezha?"

Tang Sen waved his hand very enthusiastically, like a brother whom he hadn't seen for many years.

That day Bing's face was rough, his appearance was comparable to Drifting Monk's, his voice was no smaller than Bajie's, and his nerves were as straight as Li Jing's. He said:

"It must be the giant spirit god. The giant spirit god's chest muscles are the largest in the entire heaven, not smaller than those female fairies, at least bigger than Nezha's, let alone you, not as big as Nezha."

He was gesticulating while talking, very energetic, staring at Nezha's chest non-stop.

Nezha's face turned green, and he scolded Tianbing and Tang Sen in his heart.

The daughter's body is her little secret, and she has been hiding it very well, but she didn't expect Tang Sen to see through it at a glance, and she couldn't help but feel a hatred for Tang Sen.

At this time, Li Jing was more angry than Nezha, feeling that his face was very dull, and he greeted the eighteen generations of the ancestors of that day's soldiers all over the place.

What the hell, why does it feel like a spy sent by the other side!
He yelled: "Enough, where did you come from? Are you from this side or that side? Why don't you go and learn from that monk!"

Tian Bing trembled and was taken aback by Li Jing's loud voice, but he felt that he was not afraid of things, and whispered: "I don't care, it happens that the marshal is over there, at worst, continue to mess with the marshal."

"Ma De, what's your name, I will dismiss you when you return to Heaven."

Li Jing was very angry, this guy was too ignorant, he didn't give any face, even the king of heaven felt that his face was shameless.

"My name is Zhang Mo. I am a good person in the mortal world. I was a sailor in the Heavenly Court. Why do you fire me? I don't accept it!"

Zhang Mo's beard is shaking wildly, his eyes are full of tears, but he looks like a child at a young age, and his painting style is very strange.

"Isn't your name Zhang Mo? Then you just keep silent, why is your voice louder than mine."

Li Jing was about to explode, cursing non-stop, he was angry with his own people, he was really a teammate like a pig.

"You said you were a good person, so why did you go to the Tianhe River Navy? Do you know what the Navy means?"

"The navy is the worst soldier among the heavenly soldiers. Your marshals have all been reincarnated as pigs, and you have also disbanded. The navy no longer exists and has become a thing of the past."

Zhu Bajie couldn't stand it anymore, Li Jing definitely told him this on purpose, to bury him on purpose.

He said: "Old man Li Jing, show me some respect when you speak, my old pig's official position back then was not inferior to yours."

"What's wrong with the navy? The navy is not a human, not a heavenly soldier? Didn't work for the heaven? If it weren't for us, you people would have been drowned by the water of the Tianhe River, hum~"

"You pig is no longer a member of the Heavenly Court. Any marshals are fake. You are just a pig."

"You stupid bastard, you don't even know you've been cheated on, Nezha isn't your son at all."

The two quarreled loudly and fought each other, Zhu Bajie also became angry, and he didn't care about anything with his loud voice. When the heavenly soldiers heard it, they exploded in an instant.

Nezha is not Li Jing's son?They were dumbfounded, this is great news, even more shocking than returning to the dark age of ancient times.

"Yes, Bajie, what you said is too good, not only not a son, but also a daughter, hahahaha~"

Tang Sen slapped his hands and said happily, Ba Jie's words reached his heart, and he happened to be looking for clues how to lead to this question.

"You stupid pig, don't talk nonsense, be careful that the Heavenly King will report to the Jade Emperor and send you into the tongue-pulling hell."

Li Jing was so angry that the tower could not stand still, he threatened Zhu Bajie word by word, wishing he could eat him raw.

"Heavenly King, this is your fault. Are you willing to be cuckolded for the rest of your life? So many heavenly soldiers and generals are watching, paper can't contain fire."

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