The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 479
"Miss sister, what are you doing? I'm your younger brother. Don't look at him like that. You'll be shy."

Swah——

Qiao Ling'er noticed Nezha's unkind eyes very keenly, and immediately trembled with fright, jumped up and turned around and ran away, with a very mean mouth.

"Small sample, you are tired of your job, I won't beat you up!"

call out--

It's unbearable that a small reincarnation dares to talk to me.Nezha gritted his teeth tightly, and appeared in front of Qiao Linger, and raised his fist to hit him.

Suddenly there was a horrible sound of beatings and wailing...

"My family is just kidding around. Don't take it to heart. They are all relatives, hehe... That father-in-law Li, can you make the flames bigger? The power of your karmic fire seems to be a little weak, not hot enough."

Tang Sen, a bitch, was roasted by Li Jing in the Linglong Pagoda. This pagoda was refined by the Buddha, and the core of its power is the karmic fire of the world transformed by the power of faith, but it has no lethality to him.

Long ago, he had thoroughly researched the power of faith, and later mastered the three-flavored real fire. This small karmic fire is just a child's play for him, and now he is looking at his wife leisurely. Beating up the reincarnation of the Tathagata who created this exquisite pagoda, let alone how leisurely it is.

"Hmph, little bald head, I, Li Jing, don't believe I can't cure you anymore!"

When Li Jing saw Tang Sen like this, he immediately became very angry. He tried his best to push the immortal power and arouse the power of the Linglong Pagoda, trying to kill Tang Sen.

On the other side, Qiao Ling'er was no match for Nezha's fist. Within a few blows, she was beaten into a pig's head and lay dying on the fairy island.

"This sister is really aggressive, I'm afraid my old brother will have a hard time~" He still muttered there in a cheap way.

"What did you say?"

However, Nezha's hearing was extremely sharp, Huo Di turned around and looked at Qiao Ling'er maliciously, his fists were crackling.

"No, I didn't say anything, oh my face, it seems that I can only treat myself again."

Qiao Ling'er pretended nothing happened, looked at the Fengyoujing and safflower oil in her hands, and finally handed the more lethal safflower oil to the Jade Emperor, and said at the same time:

"Brother Jade Emperor, I'll give you this bottle. You're hurting more, and this safflower oil is more effective. I'll just use a small cool oil to make do with it."

In fact, there is no such thing as the seriousness of the injury or the severity of the injury. It is just that the safflower oil has a super irritating effect, just like the pepper in the sky, it is too spicy to kill.

He, Qiao Ling'er, was severely burned by safflower oil that day, and now is an opportunity to deceive others, so he cannot let it go.

Unfortunately, I can’t eat it alone, your Jade Emperor has become like this, safflower oil is the most suitable for healing!

Qiao Linger thought so.

"Is this thing really effective?"

The Jade Emperor was dubious, he didn't believe Tang Sen, but this guy was the reincarnation of the Tathagata, so it was impossible to lie to him no matter what.

In his cognition of the Jade Emperor, no matter how a person reincarnates, the essential things will not change, just like Tang Monk before, who reincarnated nine times, each time he is a good person and an eminent monk.As for the possibility of something wrong in this life, it will not be counted in it for the time being.

"Of course I won't lie to you. Who am I? I am the reincarnation of Tathagata. How could I lie to you?"

Qiao Linger's mouth crooked, as sincere as a child.

When it was over, he said again: "It may be a little uncomfortable at first, but it will be cool after a while, look at me."

Opening the lid of the cooling oil, Qiao Linger demonstrated, taking off a large piece of cooling oil, and applying it on the swollen face.

In an instant, a cool feeling penetrated into his nerve center, and he hummed as if enjoying himself, "Wow, that's the feeling, it's much more comfortable, I'm almost going to heaven."

"You were already in heaven."

The Jade Emperor was suspicious, but the pain and pricking in the back court forced him to give it a try. After swallowing a handful of golden sore medicine, the bleeding stopped, but the missing pork belly hadn't been filled, and there was still a big hole what~
Besides, it's not a problem that this soul gate is bigger than a fist, it must be retracted, isn't it?

So, he reluctantly opened the bottle cap of safflower oil and smelled it. There was an offensive smell, which made him uncomfortable.

"Why does this smell different from yours?"

The Jade Emperor frowned, still worried, and said to Qiao Linger.

"You are stupid, your frankly is safflower oil with stronger medicinal effect, and mine is cooling oil, can the two be compared together?"

"Speechless, what the hell is the Jade Emperor, like a fool, get out, the handsome Ling'er has no patience to beep with you."

Swah——

Qiao Ling'er was so angry that she really wanted to kick the Jade Emperor, so she ran away disgustedly, rubbing cool oil on her face, and after a while, most of the redness and swelling on her face disappeared, and she really returned to her handsome appearance.

"Jade Emperor, don't be so narrow-minded, I am a heavenly emperor, how can I make a fuss about these little tricks, and I won't harm you."

Tang Sen was roasted until his whole body was soft, and he spoke in a forceful manner.

"Fuck me, you're not dead yet, let's see if I don't burn you to death, you bald head." Li Jing was furious when he saw Tang Sen was still alive and kicking, and continued to push mana, he didn't kill Tang Sen today The posture of not giving up.

"Father-in-law is really naughty. Get well soon, Jade Emperor. The poor monk has helped you so much. Get rid of Li Jing's father-in-law quickly. The poor monk can't stand him anymore."

Tang Sen yelled, afraid that everyone in the heaven would not hear him, and he was determined to be Li Jing's son-in-law.

"Okay, I will trust you just once. If the effect is good, Li Jing, you will release this monk immediately."

The Jade Emperor opened his mouth, full of beautiful words. He poured safflower oil into his palm. There was a lot of it. There was no way. Half of it was blown off, and the injury was serious, and it had to be poured a little more.

Until he was satisfied, the Jade Emperor cautiously stretched the safflower oil in his hand towards the soul gate, and covered his most vulnerable vital parts with a snap.

"Oh my god! It hurts me to death, what the hell is this~ ah! It's so spicy, so spicy~ huh huh!"

In an instant, the Jade Emperor's face changed drastically, turning red as if he had been burned by a fire. Thick sweat gushed out from his forehead, and his whole body was drenched in an instant.

Damn it was too spicy, he thought it was a whole bottle of chili water, Tang Sen and this trick forced Qiao Linger to harm him.

"Bad boy, you two cheated me, I will never end with you."

The Jade Emperor was very angry, as if he was sitting on the crater of a volcano, the entire Po Gate and the steel cannon in front were burning hot, with a violent and spicy feeling.

"I didn't lie to you. The Jade Emperor pays attention to your words, and the poor monk will settle accounts with you." Tang Sen smiled wickedly.

"Brother, this guy is too ungrateful. We will ask him to compensate for the mental damage later." Qiao Linger picked her nose and waited for the next sentence.

(End of this chapter)