The strongest Tang monk fights westward journey

Chapter 477 Write-off
"Oh, it hurts me to death, what the hell is this, Tang Seng, what kind of magic did you do to me, stop now!!!"

The Jade Emperor roared, and his entire face could be seen turning the color of a pig liver.It hurts so much, the whole backyard is in chaos, even a god can't bear it!

"Tang Seng, I will never die with you for this enmity, please remember it!"

The Jade Emperor was ashamed, and felt that his status in the future would definitely be affected, and he would become the laughing stock of the Three Realms.

"Hey, are you still fighting with me? How the hell am I making you die?"

Tang Sen was arrogant, since he was going to die all the time, he wouldn't look good. He would never give up if he didn't humiliate this Jade Emperor, who is known as the most powerful man in the Three Realms.

"I change."

Swah——

Tang Sen pinched the formula and vibrated the musical notes, causing all the bamboo leaf green snakes to explode. He wanted to blow up this fat Jade Emperor, and he would not stop until his backyard was blown up, he wanted to blow up his intestines completely.

Who told the Jade Emperor to have a stomach filled with feces? This is a lesson for him.

Rumbling--

The sound of beating the drum became louder, like setting off firecrackers, crackling non-stop. This is the note of a song, and each note is like a firecracker. There are hundreds of them, enough to explode for a long time.

"Ouch, Tang Seng, you shameless thing, if you have the ability, you kill me, hum!"

It has to be said that being able to sit in the position of the Jade Emperor is a very powerful scumbag. The Jade Emperor suddenly sat up, his face changed, and he spoke in an incomparably majestic manner.

However, the back court is already bleeding, half of the buttocks are gone, and the whole dragon robe is sunken. At first glance, it looks like a strong outsider and a middle-aged man.

"Why should I kill you? It's not fun to kill you. Besides, you are a big boss, a big boss in the Heavenly Court. The poor monk can't afford to provoke you, and you can't kill him. You should come and fight with me!"

Tang Sen giggled, he knew he couldn't kill the Jade Emperor now, since this guy could sit in the position of the Jade Emperor, not to mention that he had a magic weapon to save his life, and there was a Taishang Laojun behind him.

Don't look at Laojun who was threatened by him at the beginning, in fact, he is terrifyingly strong.As for why he has not been suppressed, there must be other reasons.

Of course, this is just Tang Sen's speculation, without actual evidence.

Just to be sure, there must be something inside.

"you……"

The Jade Emperor pointed at Tang Sen, his fingers were trembling, it was so annoying, he thought that Tang Sen didn't dare to kill him, and used this to anger him, but this guy showed weakness and treated him as a big boss, no kill!

With his appearance, he is still a big boss.

In the Three Realms, can there be a boss who is bleeding?
It's so suppressed that it hits the street, okay!

The Jade Emperor wanted to die, and wished he could find a hole to get in.

After today, I am afraid that the world will only remember that a generation of holy monks rose to power by blowing up the Jade Emperor's backyard, and since then they have soared into the sky and proud of the three worlds.

And he, the Jade Emperor, can only be reduced to a foil, used to set off the majesty and strength of Tang Seng.

This... the Jade Emperor would never tolerate it.

Therefore, he could only be stern and stern, holding back the pain in his body to maintain the majesty and inviolability of the Jade Emperor.

"What are you, do you want to say that the poor monk is really handsome?"

Tang Sen laughed loudly, and said to the smiling Queen Mother, "My Lady, I borrowed your flat peaches before, and now I have finally paid back the favor. Thank you, Your Ladyship, for giving the poor monk a chance to repay the favor."

……

In an instant, the Queen Mother's originally beaming expression fell, and she looked at Tang Sen in bewilderment and disbelief, and said slowly, "Where do you start with this?"

"Your Majesty, have you forgotten that the poor monk just slapped the Jade Emperor in the face for you, look, the backyard is still bleeding, oh no, it's a spanking, and it's all blooming."

Tang Sen laughed.

What he meant was that the flat peaches he had collected before were written off, and the favor was paid back, and he no longer owed the empress.

"Tang Seng, you are not joking with me!"

The Queen Mother laughed, thinking that Tang Sen was joking with her, and said cheerfully.

"No kidding, the Jade Emperor's face is not something ordinary people can beat. I have taken a big risk by doing this. The thousands of flat peaches back then were worth it!"

Tang Sen said solemnly, what he said was indeed the truth, no one could have hit the Jade Emperor in the face, and so hard, long ago, not to mention San Qing, Tathagata did not have that ability, No one under a saint can have such courage and courage, and even above a saint.

Unless one goes to a higher realm, it is impossible to humiliate the Jade Emperor in this way.

Therefore, compared to ordinary people, Tang Sen's move was undoubtedly seeking his own death, no different from moths flying into a flame.Even some people would rather not offend the Jade Emperor than flat peaches.

One must be self-aware, if you are given thousands of flat peaches, if you die to enjoy them, what is the use of holding them in your hand, isn't it?

But this is all compared to ordinary people, but Tang Sen is different. He dares to say and do it. It is very simple to hit the Jade Emperor once. From a human point of view, it's not worth it.

Your asking price is too high.

Not only the queen mother thought so, but even the heavenly soldiers and generals were also thinking about it. They felt that Tang Sen was making trouble out of no reason.

It's just that no one dared to speak out, and they all held back in their hearts, thinking that Tang Sen was not a human being, and he was too deceiving.

"Is your asking price a bit high, and besides, I didn't ask you to do this before?!"

The queen mother was sweating profusely. She recalled that Tang Sen was not so cunning before he came to Tiangong, but now he is getting more and more thieves and cheap.

It's getting more and more tricky.

"Nah, ma'am, this is your fault. The poor monk helped you slap the Jade Emperor in the face. Don't you renege on your debt? Madam, don't say you are a woman. If you do this again, the poor monk will go directly to Pantaoyuan , I want you to compensate for the mental damage!"

Tang Sen was not happy anymore, and said with a slight threat in his words.

Ma De, I don't care if you are a woman or a man. Since you don't admit it, I will go get some flat peaches, and try to make sure that there are no flat peaches to eat in your heaven.

Thieves are so unreasonable.

The queen mother had a feeling that a scholar could not explain why a soldier met a soldier. Her chest heaved violently, her thin lips trembled, and after finally calming down for a while, she finally said calmly:
"Sure, let's write it off, but I have something to say. Elder Tang must be careful. There are dangers everywhere in the three realms. Sometimes the boat capsizes in the gutter, and I don't know how I died."

call out--

After finishing speaking, the Queen Mother rose up on the auspicious clouds without looking back, her phoenix robe shook, and disappeared from everyone's eyes.

"What do you mean? I, Tang Tiandi, am I still the kind of person who can be suppressed at will? Whoever suppresses me, I will definitely let him go to the street, hmph!"

Tang Sen snorted and rolled his eyes at the Queen Mother.

He couldn't understand what this woman who hadn't had sex all year round was thinking.

(End of this chapter)